Topic: I just had sex with a girl I met on Bumble
epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg started this discussion 5 months ago #128,188
We matched today, I maneuvered my way into her house when it got dark outside.
She is fucking crazy. Like, legit. And I stuck my unprotected dick inside of her. Twice.
I didn’t have an orgasm, but I did come close. She did have an orgasm at the end.
We cuddled and trauma dumped on each other for a while and then she started to fall asleep so I left. Now I’m headed back home on a country ass winding road.
She is fucking crazy. Like, legit. And I stuck my unprotected dick inside of her. Twice.
I didn’t have an orgasm, but I did come close. She did have an orgasm at the end.
We cuddled and trauma dumped on each other for a while and then she started to fall asleep so I left. Now I’m headed back home on a country ass winding road.
boof joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #1,382,268
that's some society we got
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 27 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,270
How could you not cum while raw dogging strange?
epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,384
@previous (C)
I have a chronic and excessive masturbation habit to incredibly stimulating porn while under the influence of marijuana. It’s hard for me to cum during sex even in a comfortable committed relationship. The last time I actually ejaculated from fucking was in 2021.
I have a chronic and excessive masturbation habit to incredibly stimulating porn while under the influence of marijuana. It’s hard for me to cum during sex even in a comfortable committed relationship. The last time I actually ejaculated from fucking was in 2021.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 13 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,388
@previous (epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg)Just one tiny drop of your precum will have live LIVING sperm. I know for a personal fact this can result in regency.
Hope you can afford the results 9 months from now.
NOT Joking
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 38 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,398
@previous (D)
One of the insane women who tried to babytrap me tried so hard to convince me that this wasn't true in an attempt to get me to raw dog her. She was not on birth control.
One of the insane women who tried to babytrap me tried so hard to convince me that this wasn't true in an attempt to get me to raw dog her. She was not on birth control.
Anonymous D replied with this 5 months ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,400
@previous (E)
Actually my precum and never having put on a condom before - I tried to put it on backwards which of course DOES NOT WORK - Precum touched the condom and then I put it on correctly.
Alas that one drop did the deed. She was trying to become pregnant by her husband so she wanted to keep the child. He has no clue and his blood type could not have resulted in that pregnancy.
Actually my precum and never having put on a condom before - I tried to put it on backwards which of course DOES NOT WORK - Precum touched the condom and then I put it on correctly.
Alas that one drop did the deed. She was trying to become pregnant by her husband so she wanted to keep the child. He has no clue and his blood type could not have resulted in that pregnancy.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 8 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,401
@1,382,388 (D)
@1,382,398 (E)
This girl was not on birth control either. But she told me in detail about some health issues that prevent her from ovulating most days, so I feel like the chances that my precum hit her at the exact perfect time are very minimal.
@1,382,398 (E)
This girl was not on birth control either. But she told me in detail about some health issues that prevent her from ovulating most days, so I feel like the chances that my precum hit her at the exact perfect time are very minimal.
Anonymous E replied with this 5 months ago, 57 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,411
@previous (A)
The woman I referenced also claimed this. Chances may be small, sure, but wearing a condom makes them much much smaller and I'm not one to take unnecessary risks when it comes to something as life altering as fathering a child.
The woman I referenced also claimed this. Chances may be small, sure, but wearing a condom makes them much much smaller and I'm not one to take unnecessary risks when it comes to something as life altering as fathering a child.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 23 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,413
1. Don't text and drive
2. Don't stick your dick in crazy
3. Trauma dumping on the first date will lead to a toxic relationship. Never see her again
2. Don't stick your dick in crazy
3. Trauma dumping on the first date will lead to a toxic relationship. Never see her again
epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 31 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,416
@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
> 1. Don't text and drive
>
> 2. Don't stick your dick in crazy
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> 3. Trauma dumping on the first date will lead to a toxic relationship. Never see her again
I'm thinking this is the best course of action. Unlike every other time I've ever had sex with a new woman, I am actively still seeking out other women and seeing how far I can take this wave of confidence I've gotten.
Thanks for the advice from a real pussy slayer.
> 1. Don't text and drive
>
> 2. Don't stick your dick in crazy
>
> 3. Trauma dumping on the first date will lead to a toxic relationship. Never see her again
I'm thinking this is the best course of action. Unlike every other time I've ever had sex with a new woman, I am actively still seeking out other women and seeing how far I can take this wave of confidence I've gotten.
Thanks for the advice from a real pussy slayer.
Anonymous C replied with this 5 months ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,420
@OPervert
Did you see or interact with her butthole in any way?
Did you see or interact with her butthole in any way?
epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,422
@previous (C)
Yes, I did. I actually licked it a few times and stuck my thumb in it while I was fucking her doggy style. But then her bedframe broke and the bed hit the ground. She lived in a trailer, by the way.
Yes, I did. I actually licked it a few times and stuck my thumb in it while I was fucking her doggy style. But then her bedframe broke and the bed hit the ground. She lived in a trailer, by the way.
Anonymous C replied with this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,423
epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 16 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,428
@previous (C)
It didn't have much of a smell or taste at all, really. I was a tad bit disappointed. I figured it would at least have a little stench.
It didn't have much of a smell or taste at all, really. I was a tad bit disappointed. I figured it would at least have a little stench.
Anonymous C replied with this 5 months ago, 23 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,434
Hummmmmmmm replied with this 5 months ago, 21 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,445
epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg (OP) replied with this 5 months ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,446
@previous (Hummmmmmmm)
Why the fuck are you so obsessed with someone who hasn't posted here in over a decade?
It's time to live in the moment. Get with the times, old man.
Why the fuck are you so obsessed with someone who hasn't posted here in over a decade?
It's time to live in the moment. Get with the times, old man.
