Topic: What should I do if my dick doesn’t fit in the toilet

ErikTest started this discussion 5 months ago #128,179

So I want to record some content for my OnlyFans. The last time I was in Japan I tried shoving my penis in the hole of a squatting toilet but it didn’t fit. Has anyone had any success with butter as a lubricant? I stopped using sex lube because I read online it can cause testicular cancer.

ErikTest (OP) double-posted this 5 months ago, 22 seconds later[^] [v] #1,382,209

Does anyone know where I can buy some high quality Irish butter in Tokyo for my British cock?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 9 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,210

Why does everything feel so much worse when the word Japan is included?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 5 months ago, 9 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,382,289

@1,382,209 (ErikTest)

You can find it within the bible on the ceiling

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