Topic: I'm at the airport.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 6 months ago #128,057

Ama me anything

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #1,381,041

Where are you headed?

Anonymous B double-posted this 6 months ago, 6 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,042

Had an airport pint yet?

T-34 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,046

When you’re on the plane, can you open the door so we can see the view?

T-34 double-posted this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,047

I’m actually studying engineering. In movies people get sucked out but in real life the air pressure difference isn’t really that much. Just hold your breath first and you’ll be fine. That’s the thing doctors recommend you do when the pressure gets lower. Hold your breath.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 49 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,048

I'm picking up my girlfriend who was visiting family in Lisbon.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,049

Are you afraid that your plane may crash and you'll never know you actually died?

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,050

I thought Europeans had trains. You take a plane from a city in England to a city in England? I thought this was the last bit of superiority the British had. Are the British still considered European after Brexit or are you all honorary Asians now?

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Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,051

@previous (T-34)
Lisbon is in Portugal, come on...

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 27 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,052

@1,381,048 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

> I'm picking up my girlfriend who was visiting family in Lisbon.

Whipped.

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,053

@1,381,051 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
I thought the British still had Gibraltar? Did you lose your holdings in the Iberian Peninsula? The empire is crumbling!

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,054

@previous (T-34)
Britain hasn't done a single relevant thing since the 1940s.

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 35 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,055

@previous (D)
That’s not true, what about Harry Potter? That was relevant in the 2000s I think.

T-34 double-posted this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,057

It’s amazing how my name is a Russian tank yet somehow I’m managing to be the biggest American of all time.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 5 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,058

@1,381,055 (T-34)
Uh, no. I will never support JK Rowling and her 2nd grade writing level.

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 50 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,059

@previous (D)
In all fairness, 2nd graders was the main age demographic.

T-34 double-posted this 6 months ago, 40 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,060

The last book was actually published when I was 4 years old.

T-34 triple-posted this 6 months ago, 34 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,061

She’s also transphobic too right? I’m not on twitter.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,062

@1,381,060 (T-34)
I'm being lectured by a fucking 22-year-old?

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,066

@previous (D)
I’m lecturing you?

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,067

@previous (T-34)
Yes.

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,068

@previous (D)
How?

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 10 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,071

@previous (T-34)
Nevermind, it's not important. Don't worry about it.

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,072

@previous (D)
Thanks for letting me know. I was hiding out in my panic room loading my AR-15 out of worry. But now that you’ve said I shouldn’t worry about it, I’m going to turn off the motorcycle engine to my escape tunnel underneath my house that’s connected to a military base underneath a hospital.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 21 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,073

@previous (T-34)
You're so funny! :)

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,075

@previous (D)
No I am extremely annoying.

boof joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 8 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,158

so the airport. how would you describe the floors.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 9 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,381,236

@previous (boof)

Floorish

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