Topic: If you are not, at this very moment, the proud new owner of a pair of Giovvani Milan luxury shoes...

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 months ago #127,894

...then I genuinely pity you

Erik !Q5TvoOcBHU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,379,793

How much did you spend?

T-34 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 40 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,801

Give us the price in supreme crowbars.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,802

@1,379,793 (Erik !Q5TvoOcBHU)
They are relative cheap. Around $200. Very small brand.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,816

Shut the fuck up Matt

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,820

I like that there isn't a ton of useless badges and little faux-leather bits glued all over. Refreshing.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,823

@previous (F)
They are a small Italian handmade shoe brand whose philosophy is elegant minimalism. They are a great value, too. Handmade with lambskin leather.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 9 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,877

@previous (A)
Is it "Giovvani" or "Giovanni"?

Erik !Q5TvoOcBHU replied with this 6 months ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,879

@1,379,802 (A)

> They are relative cheap. Around $200. Very small brand.

Not too bad. I was gonna criticise you if it was over 200.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,881

Are they crafted to the foot by a cobbler?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,883

@1,379,816 (E)
Matt would dig up dead bodies and remove shoes and more.
Grave yards supply him with his kind of sexual joy.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,884

@previous (I)
Cool story, Lynne.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,887

@1,379,883 (I)
> Grave yards supply him with his kind of sexual joy.
lol

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,957

> Giovvani

Meta joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,959

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
He has a degree in languages. You do not. What makes you feel qualified to say what the "correct" form of an Italian name from Milan is?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,961

@previous (Meta)
Idk I did learn conversational Italian in Italy and took a couple semesters of Latin

And Matt never did answer what fucking language(s) he studied or if he just doesn't know what linguistics is called
Imagine getting a degree in English
Not in English literature
Just in English
Like "I speak English dis gud"

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 6 months ago, 25 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,963

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

He studied English As A Foreign Language and got 90%.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 7 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,964

@1,379,881 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Yes, specifically by the cobbler's elves.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 months ago, 43 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,965

@1,379,957 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Correct. That its how the company spells it. Did you have a point?

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 6 months ago, 36 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,966

@1,379,959 (Meta)
@1,379,961 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
@1,379,963 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Ah yes, a SHOE thread derailed with Matt obsession.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 6 months ago, 17 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,967

@1,379,877 (G)
It's just as I typed it, since that is how the company spells it.

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 6 months ago, 32 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,968

@1,379,959 (Meta)
It's how the company spells it. Did you have a stupid point to make?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,983

> not a single review findable on google
lol

Meta replied with this 6 months ago, 17 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,984

You paid $200 for drop shipped chink shit from Shein 😂👌

"""Giovvani""" 😂😂😂

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,985

@1,379,966 (A)
Who's "Matt"?

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,991

@1,379,968 (A)
Where are the shoes manufactured?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 16 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,994

@previous (O)
They are absolutely a scam lol. Probably made in China. I wanted to see who would notice.

T-34 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,995

@previous (A)
A least if it says made in China, it’s telling the truth.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

T-34 double-posted this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,996

Everything is made in China.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

boof joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,001

@previous (T-34)
well well well, Weird Al saw your reply and is using those words in his parody of Joe Jackson's tune Everything Causes Cancer.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,017

@1,379,994 (A)

> They are absolutely a scam lol. Probably made in China. I wanted to see who would notice.

So, did you buy the shoes or not?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 6 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,037

@1,379,994 (A)

I noticed the rubber sole immediately

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,039

Id like them if they weren't branded

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,040

@1,380,017 (R)
No. I got Koio shoes instead.

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,042

@previous (T)
Are you OP?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,077

@previous (U)
Perhaps.

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,078

@previous (A)
Why did you bother creating this topic? Everybody here mocked you, then you pretended that you were lying. It makes no sense.

T-34 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,080

@1,379,984 (Meta)

> You paid $200 for drop shipped chink shit from Shein 😂👌
>
> """Giovvani""" 😂😂😂

Racist.

Meta replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,083

@previous (T-34)

> > You paid $200 for drop shipped chink shit from Shein 😂👌
> >
> > """Giovvani""" 😂😂😂
>
> Racist.

Oh no! The guy who hates me called me a name!!! Whatever shall I do??? 😱😨😢

Anonymous W replied with this 6 months ago, 42 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,084

@previous (Meta)
Well am I wrong?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,090

@1,380,078 (V)
Pretended? I bought Koio.

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 3 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,982

@previous (A)
Is there a reason why you created this topic?

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