Topic: If you are not, at this very moment, the proud new owner of a pair of Giovvani Milan luxury shoes...

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 months ago #127,894

...then I genuinely pity you

Erik !Q5TvoOcBHU joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,379,793

How much did you spend?

T-34 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 40 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,801

Give us the price in supreme crowbars.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,802

@1,379,793 (Erik !Q5TvoOcBHU)
They are relative cheap. Around $200. Very small brand.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,816

Shut the fuck up Matt

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,820

I like that there isn't a ton of useless badges and little faux-leather bits glued all over. Refreshing.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,823

@previous (F)
They are a small Italian handmade shoe brand whose philosophy is elegant minimalism. They are a great value, too. Handmade with lambskin leather.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 9 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,877

@previous (A)
Is it "Giovvani" or "Giovanni"?

Erik !Q5TvoOcBHU replied with this 11 months ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,879

@1,379,802 (A)

> They are relative cheap. Around $200. Very small brand.

Not too bad. I was gonna criticise you if it was over 200.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,881

Are they crafted to the foot by a cobbler?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,883

@1,379,816 (E)
Matt would dig up dead bodies and remove shoes and more.
Grave yards supply him with his kind of sexual joy.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,884

@previous (I)
Cool story, Lynne.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,887

@1,379,883 (I)
> Grave yards supply him with his kind of sexual joy.
lol

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,957

> Giovvani

Meta joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,959

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
He has a degree in languages. You do not. What makes you feel qualified to say what the "correct" form of an Italian name from Milan is?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,961

@previous (Meta)
Idk I did learn conversational Italian in Italy and took a couple semesters of Latin

And Matt never did answer what fucking language(s) he studied or if he just doesn't know what linguistics is called
Imagine getting a degree in English
Not in English literature
Just in English
Like "I speak English dis gud"

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 11 months ago, 25 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,963

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

He studied English As A Foreign Language and got 90%.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 7 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,964

@1,379,881 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Yes, specifically by the cobbler's elves.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 months ago, 43 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,965

@1,379,957 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Correct. That its how the company spells it. Did you have a point?

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 11 months ago, 36 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,966

@1,379,959 (Meta)
@1,379,961 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
@1,379,963 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Ah yes, a SHOE thread derailed with Matt obsession.

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 11 months ago, 17 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,967

@1,379,877 (G)
It's just as I typed it, since that is how the company spells it.

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 11 months ago, 32 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,968

@1,379,959 (Meta)
It's how the company spells it. Did you have a stupid point to make?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 11 months ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,983

> not a single review findable on google
lol

Meta replied with this 11 months ago, 17 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,984

You paid $200 for drop shipped chink shit from Shein 😂👌

"""Giovvani""" 😂😂😂

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,985

@1,379,966 (A)
Who's "Matt"?

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,991

@1,379,968 (A)
Where are the shoes manufactured?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 16 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,994

@previous (O)
They are absolutely a scam lol. Probably made in China. I wanted to see who would notice.

T-34 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,995

@previous (A)
A least if it says made in China, it’s telling the truth.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

T-34 double-posted this 11 months ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,379,996

Everything is made in China.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

boof joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,001

@previous (T-34)
well well well, Weird Al saw your reply and is using those words in his parody of Joe Jackson's tune Everything Causes Cancer.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,017

@1,379,994 (A)

> They are absolutely a scam lol. Probably made in China. I wanted to see who would notice.

So, did you buy the shoes or not?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 11 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,037

@1,379,994 (A)

I noticed the rubber sole immediately

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,039

Id like them if they weren't branded

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,040

@1,380,017 (R)
No. I got Koio shoes instead.

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,042

@previous (T)
Are you OP?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,077

@previous (U)
Perhaps.

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,078

@previous (A)
Why did you bother creating this topic? Everybody here mocked you, then you pretended that you were lying. It makes no sense.

T-34 joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,080

@1,379,984 (Meta)

> You paid $200 for drop shipped chink shit from Shein 😂👌
>
> """Giovvani""" 😂😂😂

Racist.

Meta replied with this 11 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,083

@previous (T-34)

> > You paid $200 for drop shipped chink shit from Shein 😂👌
> >
> > """Giovvani""" 😂😂😂
>
> Racist.

Oh no! The guy who hates me called me a name!!! Whatever shall I do??? 😱😨😢

Anonymous W replied with this 11 months ago, 42 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,084

@previous (Meta)
Well am I wrong?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,090

@1,380,078 (V)
Pretended? I bought Koio.

Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 3 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,380,982

@previous (A)
Is there a reason why you created this topic?

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