Topic: If you have a girlfriend

T-34 started this discussion 6 months ago #127,743

How much do you love her to the point where you could tolerate this death to be with her?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Beaten to death with an aluminum baseball bat to the torso	-	0%
Impaled	1	33%
Squeezed through a 5 inch gap with a 10 atmosphere pressure differential	2	67%
Screwdriver	-	0%

T-34 (OP) double-posted this 6 months ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,378,875

I don’t have a girlfriend but I chose squeezed through a 5 inch gap with a 10 atmosphere pressure differential to be with her because that’s something people will talk about forever. So our love would never be forgotten!

T-34 (OP) triple-posted this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,876

I’m such a romantic aren’t I? I’m so hot…

T-34 (OP) quadruple-posted this 6 months ago, 7 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,877

I think this says something about what kind of person I am. What exactly, I do not know. I hope I’m mistaken and it doesn’t because whatever it is it doesn’t seem like a good thing. Why’d I write this?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,881

You're the worst poster this board has ever had

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,884

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Worse than Matt?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,885

@1,378,881 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Careful now. He's bad but we've had a few shockers.

Minichan