I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. The footage released by the Trump administration on the JFK was unedited. The footage you saw on tape was raw; it was unfiltered. Nobody in my family or any of you that react to my posts on Minichan knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never recorded the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. I want to apologize to anyone who has seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But most importantly I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. The goal with my posts on Minichan is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world I live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better and I will not assassinate the leader of a world superpower again. Thank you.
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I should have never told them to fly over Pearl Harbor. It’s not an excuse but in my mind what I was thinking at the time was that it would be a good opportunity to have camera crews film the Hawaiian landscape and natural beauty from the air, and at the time sending in the Japanese Air Force to do that seemed like the right idea. I was contracted with the Japanese Imperial government to record a nature documentary. They were going to start a TV network called the JBC to compete with the BBC. It just never occurred to me to tell them that they shouldn’t drop the bombs. My bad. Won’t happen next time. Next time I’ll tell them not to drop the bombs. I know that I made the same mistake in Hiroshima… and Nagasaki… won’t happen again guys.
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I’d also like the apologize for the Rwandan Genocide. When I told them to destroy the Tutsis, I was referring to a soccer match, but it got a little bit out of hand.
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I’m also sorry for all the children who died from cancer. I know atheists have been blaming god for that for a while, but it wasn’t god, it was actually me. I gave all those kids cancer. Sorry.
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Which, fair enough, so do I. I don’t think you should be able to call me a retard. I think you should be thrown into the moat with the crocodiles for saying that, and your family should be shamed for 7 generations. Like the dish washing soap that they should be made to drink.