Topic: Middle-aged dating is a unique form of hell.
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 months ago #127,655
Women who have hormonal changes, who think you need to carry water for every bad prior relationship they have, who deemphasize physical intimacy, who then complain they’re ignored in the dating market despite being their own worst enemies.
So I’d rather date 32 year old single moms who need stress relief and distraction or medical workers who don’t monopolize my time.
I’ve dealt with sufficient life issues and loss of spouses to want to take on someone’s endless drama and baggage.
So I’d rather date 32 year old single moms who need stress relief and distraction or medical workers who don’t monopolize my time.
I’ve dealt with sufficient life issues and loss of spouses to want to take on someone’s endless drama and baggage.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,378,111
They're all trouble anyway
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,115
Only issue I ran into was how women become unnational at the start of or early on with menopause.Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 50 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,146
How soon do they involve the ting ting?
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,154
@1,378,115 (C)
> Only issue I ran into was how women become unnational at the start of or early on with menopause.
They can be mean and verbally abusive. Why would I tolerate it? That’s the great thing about dating. Want to be a problem? Goodbye.
> Only issue I ran into was how women become unnational at the start of or early on with menopause.
They can be mean and verbally abusive. Why would I tolerate it? That’s the great thing about dating. Want to be a problem? Goodbye.
Anonymous C replied with this 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,158
@previous (E)
Alas we men often have two brains. Sometimes our Penis brain wins out and drives us into the complex world of women with hormonal issues.
Alas we men often have two brains. Sometimes our Penis brain wins out and drives us into the complex world of women with hormonal issues.
Anonymous E replied with this 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,164
@previous (C)
> Alas we men often have two brains. Sometimes our Penis brain wins out and drives us into the complex world of women with hormonal issues.
My widower uncle stopped taking testosterone therapy in his 70s. He said he was better off without a sex drive or dealing with women at all. As he said: Who wants to be horny all the time with no options except a prostitute or someone’s grandmother?
> Alas we men often have two brains. Sometimes our Penis brain wins out and drives us into the complex world of women with hormonal issues.
My widower uncle stopped taking testosterone therapy in his 70s. He said he was better off without a sex drive or dealing with women at all. As he said: Who wants to be horny all the time with no options except a prostitute or someone’s grandmother?
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@1,378,164 (E)
> Who wants to be horny all the time with no options except a prostitute or someone’s grandmother?
Confucius once said "Man who goes to bed with problem, often wakes up with solution in hand"
> Who wants to be horny all the time with no options except a prostitute or someone’s grandmother?
Confucius once said "Man who goes to bed with problem, often wakes up with solution in hand"
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@1,378,188 (G)
I wonder how matt has managed to avoid having his hard drive searched for this long. Its not like hes receiving protection from his corrupt daddy, who is rightfully in jail and is more than likely disgusted re: being related to him.
I wonder how matt has managed to avoid having his hard drive searched for this long. Its not like hes receiving protection from his corrupt daddy, who is rightfully in jail and is more than likely disgusted re: being related to him.
Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,268
@previous (K)Do you still dream of the lambs, Sharice? Will Indy be your last living though when you die in a couple of years?
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@1,378,268 (D)
How many decades have you spent stalking that old man, Matt?
Should I update your Encyclopedia Dramatica article?
How many decades have you spent stalking that old man, Matt?
Should I update your Encyclopedia Dramatica article?
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,778
I can't wait until I can start dating post-menopausal women so I can stop wearing condoms.
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,779
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Get a vasectomy. They're cheap and effective. I've been fixed, I'll politely decline sex with condoms. I don't think I've worn them since mid 2000.
Get a vasectomy. They're cheap and effective. I've been fixed, I'll politely decline sex with condoms. I don't think I've worn them since mid 2000.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 months ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,785
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@1,378,779 (P)
> Get a vasectomy. They're cheap and effective. I've been fixed, I'll politely decline sex with condoms. I don't think I've worn them since mid 2000.
I got one while still married when I realized my wife wanted a ‘save the relationship’ baby. Since then I’ve dated a couple of women who tried to get pregnant by me ‘accidentally on purpose.’ They seemed perplexed because I had bragged to one about my (previously) high motility and evidence of three children. Consider that women 35-40 are hitting the age of medically termed geriatric pregnancy so some pull out all the stops.
> Get a vasectomy. They're cheap and effective. I've been fixed, I'll politely decline sex with condoms. I don't think I've worn them since mid 2000.
I got one while still married when I realized my wife wanted a ‘save the relationship’ baby. Since then I’ve dated a couple of women who tried to get pregnant by me ‘accidentally on purpose.’ They seemed perplexed because I had bragged to one about my (previously) high motility and evidence of three children. Consider that women 35-40 are hitting the age of medically termed geriatric pregnancy so some pull out all the stops.