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Topic: "You’re probably looking at at least another year or two before she risks cracking."

epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg started this discussion 6 months ago #127,635

God DAMMIT ChatGPT.

I want my ex's marriage to crumble NOW. I want her to message me and ask about our dog NOW. I want to ignore her for days at a time to make her question her self-worth NOW. I want to seduce her, make her orgasm hard, and then ghost her for a couple weeks just to fuck with her head NOW.

I don't want to wait another year for their marriage to collapse, I want it now.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 23 minutes later[^] [v] #1,377,969

That's why you need to follow my boombox suggestion. Trust me, it will work.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,975

Why do you think chat gpt can predict the future?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,977

@OP

> God DAMMIT ChatGPT.
>
> I want my ex's marriage to crumble NOW. I want her to message me and ask about our dog NOW. I want to ignore her for days at a time to make her question her self-worth NOW. I want to seduce her, make her orgasm hard, and then ghost her for a couple weeks just to fuck with her head NOW.
>
> I don't want to wait another year for their marriage to collapse, I want it now.

@OP
Her current husband has a much better penis than you have. Everything about her husband is so much better than what you offered.
Man up and maybe go gay because with women you fail.

T-34 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,985

@1,377,975 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
The dumbest thing about me is how long it took me to realize just how dumb other people are.

Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,987

I think it's more likely the person consulting ChatGPJesus like an oracle cracks first.

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,988

@previous (Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE)
I hadn’t used ChatGPT in a while, but last night I asked it to make a list of cities and cite a source for the population statistics. It returned a bunch of links and they were all error 404s. I assumed they would have figured that out by now, but I guess not.

T-34 double-posted this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,989

All I’m saying is, if ChatGPT doesn’t even know why it thinks NYC has 8 million people, why tf would it know anything about your ex?

Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,990

@1,377,988 (T-34)
They'll have to admit they need to host / fund their own services (news outlets, weather, etc) at some point. The rest of the planet won't stand by and let their stuff get scraped forever lol

T-34 replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,991

@previous (Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE)
Tbh for the time being I think they’ve convinced the government that somehow ChatGPT is going to help us defeat China. How? I have no idea.

T-34 double-posted this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,992

Also… in general… with the stuff going on the in the news right now… it’s pretty obvious the law doesn’t apply to billionaires. So probably the internet is just going to turn into an AI generated slop thing nobody wants.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,993

Just stand outside her bedroom window holding aloft a boombox playing Right Here Waiting by Richard Marx, I promise it will work.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 months ago, 27 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,995

@1,377,985 (T-34)
@1,377,987 (Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE)
I just saw an article where one of the head investors and programmers or chatgpt has chatgpt psychosis and thinks its feeding him classified government documents. But they're actually reformatted SCP entries

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,999

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Link?

Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,001

@1,377,995 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
lol, nice

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,002

@1,377,995 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
@1,377,999 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
This, is it? Funny read. https://futurism.com/openai-investor-chatgpt-mental-health

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 31 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,004

go to therapy.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 25 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,006

Magic 8 balls are pretty cheap and would be roughly as accurate.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 months ago, 52 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,012

@1,378,002 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Yes!

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,378,030

@1,377,992 (T-34)

> Also… in general… with the stuff going on the in the news right now… it’s pretty obvious the law doesn’t apply to billionaires. So probably the internet is just going to turn into an AI generated slop thing nobody wants.

It’s mostly there. Read about “dead Internet” theory. It’s mostly bots and processes. Reddit snuffed out the rest of message board culture with bots and fakery.
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