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Topic: I'm thinking of getting a prostitute

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 6 months ago #127,609

Looking at some cutie on instergram who bio talked about meeting up in London. Her links went to a free onlyfans whixh also mentioned meeting up. Clearly she's a hooker so I took a punt and messaged her.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,377,761

YOLO. Why not.

Anonymous B double-posted this 6 months ago, 33 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,762

Don't get scammed though!

Anonymous B triple-posted this 6 months ago, 9 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,763

also pics

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,787

Don't you have 2 girlfriends you need to pretend to be monogamous with?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,791

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

That's child's play. Only a real pimp can pretend to be monogamous twice and also have a regular prostitute.

boof joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 36 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,798

"Women are sweet
And girls are honey
But beat your meat
And save your money"

T-34 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 51 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,799

@OP

You weren’t lying when you said you had a 90 IQ. This is the most 90 IQ post I’ve read in a while.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,820

To whom ever PM me

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,821

Hiring a sex worker without telling your girlfriends is irresponsible and immoral. You might spread disease.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 months ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,825

@1,377,820 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Cute but she isn't old and world-weary enough for my liking. Needs to have frown lines, crows feet and a slight edge to her personality from putting up with a lot of bullshit in her life.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,826

Isn’t stuff like this how intelligence agencies compromise people? Drugs and prostitution.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 14 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,827

Sometimes I feel uncomfortable about the things I’ve said online and I worry, "What if somebody finds out about this?" Then I see Erik posting about cheating on his girlfriends, doing illegal drugs, and prostitution, and I feel better about myself. At least I’m not that stupid.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 21 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,829

@1,377,826 (H)
Yes but im not a scientist or government official

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) double-posted this 6 months ago, 27 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,830

@1,377,827 (I)
You forgot pooping

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 months ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,831

@1,377,827 (I)
Whether it's a good idea or not you have to admit it's entertaining.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 37 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,834

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Every crackhead I’ve seen in my life is homeless. I don’t know if being homeless makes you a crackhead or if being a crackhead makes you homeless, but I have never seen a middle aged crackhead with teeth. I don’t have time to wait and see what happens here with Erik, but I’m telling you I know how this ends.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 months ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,840

@previous (J)
Crack and good old fashioned cocaine are very different to be fair.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,844

@1,377,834 (J)
Ive known a kept woman who was addicted to crack and she was pretty

But she had healthcare and food and such

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 6 months ago, 14 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,848

@1,377,820 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Nice except wearing an obvious wig

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,860

Would you let her sit on your face?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,864

@1,377,821 (G)

> Hiring a sex worker without telling your girlfriends is irresponsible and immoral. You might spread disease.

One of my college roommates, later in life, gave a sex worker chlamydia he got from his girlfriend. It almost requires a special acknowledgement.

T-34 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,866

@previous (M)
Words cannot describe how much I hated living in the dorms. The concept of putting me in a room with a random stranger and expecting me to be okay because "you’re both guys." YEAH THATS WHY IT DOESNT WORK!

T-34 double-posted this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,868

Maybe I’m just territorial or something.

boof replied with this 6 months ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,906

it's like sexual regulations, whether by the church or state, is in practical terms, evolutionarily advantageous, in terms of the general diseased state of the population

boof double-posted this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,909

@1,377,868 (T-34)
well they have been built in decades past pretty close to prison cell style of the times -- cinderblock walls, a narrow bed on each side of a rectangular room.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 months ago, 22 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,928

You'll catch something nasty.
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