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Topic: The story of the hydra

T-34 started this discussion 6 months ago #127,605

Before the white man decided to conquer the sea, there used to be an ancient race of sea peoples called hydra. The hydra had one hole that was the same hole for both their anus and mouth. But white people were far more advanced, they had a separate hole for their anus and for their mouth, so ancient white people taught hydra how to poop out their butt instead of their mouth, and that’s how fish evolved. So really, the Japanese didn’t invent sushi if you think about it. It’s like Hitler said in Mein Kampf, the Japanese cannot be credited as the creators of their own culture. Or something.

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epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,377,742

I don't care.

T-34 (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 29 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,743

@previous (epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg)
https://youtu.be/rF-HEE6PepI

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,751

@OP

I wanted to say you're the most retarded poster minichan.net has had but I don't think thats possible as we've had some humongous retards.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 11 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,833

*hydræ

T-34 joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,838

@1,377,751 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Erik… I think you’re projecting here. Now I’m not an arrogant guy, but you keep a public record of all the illegal activity you do and give us all a status update. I think I’m okay on the intelligence front buddy.

T-34 double-posted this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,839

Not to mention you posted a picture on your birthday. If you post a picture the exact date you took the picture is in the metadata so it doesn’t matter how accurate the post age indicator is. If we know what country you’re from, what day your birthday is, what your gender is, if your real name is Erik, I’m not going to do it, but someone could narrow that information down to who you are. In the United States, looking at voting records could be enough to determine your address using that information. In the UK, I don’t know.

(Edited 53 seconds later.)

Syntax replied with this 6 months ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,842

@previous (T-34)
thee thy or re: EYE EYE EYE b B b re: profeshunal STALKER re: ready for service re: SIR SIR SIR!

Toodles

SomebodyElse replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,843

https://static.minichan.net/img/174993574269911.jpg

The 6 on the receipt kinda looks like an 8, but according to the metadata it was the 6th month.

2025-06-14 22:15:26 +0200

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,845

@previous (SomebodyElse)
You actually save this stuff? You're seriously unhinged dude.

Anonymous F double-posted this 6 months ago, 59 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,377,846

@1,377,839 (T-34)

> if your real name is Erik

It isn't (though his full real name has been posted here).
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