Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ started this discussion 15 years ago#12,753
The McRib returns to McDonalds in 2 days. I haven't eaten McDonalds in a long fucking time but this is the fucking McRib we are talking about here. Fuck.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#229,371
How could I be a Jew if I enjoy the McRib?
!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#229,372
FUCK YEAH
actually last year the school newspaper did a thing on the mcrib and they put it on the front page
if I can find it I'll post it here
that place was hipster central
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#229,373
Oh my god... Yes!
!hEyBrieeXM replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#229,374
oops i thought this was the music thread lool
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#229,375
@previous (!hEyBrieeXM)
It's about the McRib and the McRib is everything, even music.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#229,376
Also I don't know if it will be back in stores nation wide or just for the central Florida/I-4 corridor area. I imagine it would be all around the country.
!hEyBrieeXM replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#229,378
According to production schedules at Lopez Foods in Oklahoma City, a major supplier of McRib patties and other Mcdonald's meats, it can be inferred that the McRib will return in the United States in October 2011.
bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#231,080
I'm going to get one right fucking now. Want me to post pics and status updates?
!hEyBrieeXM replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#231,081
@231,079 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
they all pretty much said "next week".
one of them was laughing, presumably because they don't understand how fucking serious this is.
bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#231,098
@231,081 (!hEyBrieeXM)
fucking cunt's wouldn't give me one, "we dont't have the Mc'Rib," he says. "Fuck "you," I says, and then I got a 2 cheeseburgers.
Armored Zombie !VoCaLoNunI replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#231,099
@previous (bookshelf !hbZVTk6JYc)
punch them in the cunt until they give you one
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#231,100
> How many do you think you will eat in one sitting?
How many earths can you fit inside the sun?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 18 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#231,604
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE Mission complete. I consumed a delicious McRib a couple hours ago. I'm still high from the tasty rib meat, sauce, pickles, and onions. I washed it down with a refreshing DrPepper. Life is almost perfect.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#231,932
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
the way you described it made it sound gross
wow i'm totally not hungry right now but when i am i am heading to mcdonal
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#232,041
@previous (M)
Any true McRib lover would love it regardless of description. Fuck off ye of little faith.
sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#232,042
Will eating a mcrib get me laid?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#232,044
@previous (sluggy)
It's almost the fifth closest thing to getting a blow job from a distant cousin.
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#232,051
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
My one cousin is really cute.
Is it weird I think she is cute? I remember when I was 11-12 and she was 7 or so, I felt really guilty being around her, but I didn't know why then.
That's probably really bad. Id take a bj from her. I have no revulsion to the idea (she's an adult). Is that weird? Shes my only female cousin and shes hot as fuck, half Asian, and I rarely see her.
I probably shouldn't admit to this. Oh well.
(Edited 36 seconds later.)
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#232,052
@previous (sluggy)
I see nothing wrong with anything you have said.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#232,054
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#232,063
@previous (E)
I will probably only eat two of them all together. I try not to eat anything from McDonalds ever but that goddamn McRib is so powerful.
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#232,085
@232,062 (E)
I hate explaining jokes, but I was saying it's a lack of funds, not faith in his ability to eat that will be limiting his mcribbing. He doesn't make as much money welling blowjobs to old men ever since he became legal.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#232,086
@previous (sluggy)
I got out of the bj business a long time ago. My self esteem has really suffered since then.
sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#232,087
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Those men didt think you were beautiful. They just wanted a mouth.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#232,093
@previous (sluggy)
I told myself they thought I was beautiful and it worked, except for the ones who made me wear a wig. So many fond memories if the lovely woods.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#232,103
@232,051 (sluggy)
my second cousin had a crush on me.. her dad's adopted so we were not actually related. we played truth or dare alot as kids lol
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#232,123
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#232,762
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
lol i ended up converting her! she went from an alcoholic truant teen to studying at uni and playing bass guitar for a christian ministry! how cool!
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#232,790
Mounti I am disappoint
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#232,792
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I am not and neither is she! Now we know the love of god and the hope of jesus christ. darkness will never prevail against our light, <3 to all mankind
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#232,813
@previous (O)
We all have a little darkness in us.
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#232,825
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
May you know the love of Jesus Christ that surpasses all understanding!
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#232,826
@previous (O)
Thanks but I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#232,828
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE as on last night my McRib quota of two was met. I know I mentioned eating more but I simply cannot bring myself to do so. Also some faggots like to laugh about the heart attack that eating too many McRibs can give you.
!hEyBrieeXM replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#232,830
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
please.. will you eat more McRibs?
do it for science!
:D
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#232,834
@232,826 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
lolwhat? Sin is death, sickness, misery and sadness. Jesus rescued us from the midst of our despair and turned our sorrow into joy! i feel like dancing
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#232,840
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#232,879
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
lol you're sitting in the cave with your back to the fire watching the shadows man. come into the light of Jesus and truly live! We are set free for freedom! Nothing will hold us back, no one can stop us!
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#232,881
@previous (O)
I'm living free of the chains of religion.
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#232,888
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ) > religion
???
Jesus' only doctrine is love; His only dogma peace! Everything is permissible for us!
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#232,894
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#232,896
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Everything is permissible but not everything is beneficial. So like, you know, don't hurt yourself or others. Put God and others before yourself!
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#232,901
@previous (O)
I'm not buying any of that bud. I'm just going to live life however I want and without god.
Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#232,903
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ) > I'm not buying any of that bud
I'm not selling anything bud. The love of god is a gift freely given. All you gotta do is open up and accept it. He's knocking on the door to your heart.