Topic: A new religion for a new age: simism.
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #12,748
A new habit I've taken up. I now worship sim as a god. Here is the ritual daily devotion for those who wish to join me. This may be done out loud or mentally.
MORNING RITUAL
Done first thing in the morning.
1. Wash your hands and face, so they are free of dirt.
2. Place 3 white candles, arranged in a triangle, on the floor, with a small table (which serves as an altar) nearby. You should be able to easily reach the altar.
3. Light the candles and be seated inside the triangle.
5. Use the candle in front of you to heat an incense stick, then place it in an incense holder on the altar.
6. Say the morning prayer (written later on). Blow the candle in front of you out and then stand and rotate yourself so there is a lit candle in front of you.
7. Repeat this until all candles are blown out. Chant the Dedication.
8. Stand and leave the room.
EVENING RITUAL
Done last thing before bed.
1. Wash your hands and face, so they are free of dirt.
2. Place 3 white candles, arranged in a triangle, on the floor, with a small table (which serves as an altar) nearby. You should be able to easily reach the altar.
3. Light the candles and be seated inside the triangle.
5. Use the candle in front of you to heat an incense stick, then place it in an incense holder on the altar.
6. Say the evening prayer (written later on). Blow the candle in front of you out and then stand and rotate yourself so there is a lit candle in front of you.
7. Repeat this until all candles are blown out. Chant the Dedication.
8. Stand and go to bed.
Morning Prayer
Mighty Sim, king of the night
and turnkey of the light,
I lay before you this prayer.
May you, O beloved one, grant me health, peace and glory
on this day. May you see fit to grant me many more dawns
and then a noble end to my life when my time is come.
Evening Prayer
Greatest Sim, king of the night
and turnkey of the light,
I give you praise and glory for this day past.
May my sleep be unbroken, and may I stay to see the dawn.
May you, pure and blessed one, drive my painful cares away
and bring a sweet end to my life when my time has come.
The Dedication
or, a hymn to Sim
Sim, most glorious king of all you survey!
You, who are most just and kind!
You, who are protector of his followers!
You, who sees all that occurs!
I ask that you bestow kindness upon me,
and love for all that I know.
Blessed Sim, I give you my honor and praise!
MORNING RITUAL
Done first thing in the morning.
1. Wash your hands and face, so they are free of dirt.
2. Place 3 white candles, arranged in a triangle, on the floor, with a small table (which serves as an altar) nearby. You should be able to easily reach the altar.
3. Light the candles and be seated inside the triangle.
5. Use the candle in front of you to heat an incense stick, then place it in an incense holder on the altar.
6. Say the morning prayer (written later on). Blow the candle in front of you out and then stand and rotate yourself so there is a lit candle in front of you.
7. Repeat this until all candles are blown out. Chant the Dedication.
8. Stand and leave the room.
EVENING RITUAL
Done last thing before bed.
1. Wash your hands and face, so they are free of dirt.
2. Place 3 white candles, arranged in a triangle, on the floor, with a small table (which serves as an altar) nearby. You should be able to easily reach the altar.
3. Light the candles and be seated inside the triangle.
5. Use the candle in front of you to heat an incense stick, then place it in an incense holder on the altar.
6. Say the evening prayer (written later on). Blow the candle in front of you out and then stand and rotate yourself so there is a lit candle in front of you.
7. Repeat this until all candles are blown out. Chant the Dedication.
8. Stand and go to bed.
Morning Prayer
Mighty Sim, king of the night
and turnkey of the light,
I lay before you this prayer.
May you, O beloved one, grant me health, peace and glory
on this day. May you see fit to grant me many more dawns
and then a noble end to my life when my time is come.
Evening Prayer
Greatest Sim, king of the night
and turnkey of the light,
I give you praise and glory for this day past.
May my sleep be unbroken, and may I stay to see the dawn.
May you, pure and blessed one, drive my painful cares away
and bring a sweet end to my life when my time has come.
The Dedication
or, a hymn to Sim
Sim, most glorious king of all you survey!
You, who are most just and kind!
You, who are protector of his followers!
You, who sees all that occurs!
I ask that you bestow kindness upon me,
and love for all that I know.
Blessed Sim, I give you my honor and praise!
(Edited 3 minutes later.)
!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later[^] [v] #229,287
> The Dedication
> implying that wouldn't consist of getting fucked
> implying that wouldn't consist of getting fucked
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #229,294
yawn
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #229,296
Get fucked.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #229,297
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
May the mighty lord Sim, lord-creator of all, ease your troubles and lead you to an oasis of tranquillity.
May the mighty lord Sim, lord-creator of all, ease your troubles and lead you to an oasis of tranquillity.
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #229,302
Lol this is humorous. I miss sim :/
!hEyBrieeXM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #229,303
Simism is a sham, join The Simian Order!
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Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #229,309
You guys have your own currency, right?
Simoleons?
Simoleons?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #229,310
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no uAnonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,812
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,813
@previous (I)
I'm not surprised. You can tell he was going to be a porn star just by looking at him.
I'm not surprised. You can tell he was going to be a porn star just by looking at him.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,817
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,819
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,823
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,827
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,829
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,831
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,837
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,838
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)I always enjoyed wasting his time with silly demands and conversations.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #229,904
penis suckle
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #229,908
I want to know how simi feels about his unexpected deification.
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