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Topic: Women can't pray while menstruating because...

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 months ago #127,388

...Allah fears women.

epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,376,141

FUCK ALLAH!!! FUCK MUHAMMAD.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,147

@previous (epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg)
Fuck you too, how are you.
Say this shit,
Just go take a piss.
Your bladder must be full.
But your words are so dull.
Come at me, brah.
I’m a jack of all trades,
Much like the Prophet before me.
Peace forever be upon his name.
Eat shit and die.

epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg replied with this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,148

@previous (D)
Right now, only stir for a little dab of liquid. The part of ya that holds water's gotta be plumb outta room. But yer talk ain't too bright, bless your heart. Come on over here by me, brother. I'm a body who does all sorts of work, much like the one who spoke for God afore me. May peace be on his name forevermore. Go on and take in that bad vittles and get done with it.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 months ago, 59 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,149

@1,376,147 (D)
You can’t match this flow,
These skills are god given
Or perhaps some microchip rest inside my mind.
I hope you can see.
You’re nothing compared to me.
I be out here representing,
All the girls like me.
The ones who hate the junk beneath,
But there is one such luxury.
Keeps creeps like you out our pants.
So, be gone, fool.
This here a sacred thread.
Allah mode.

Anonymous D double-posted this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,150

@1,376,148 (epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg)
Is meant for @1,376,148 (epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg)

Call me a sir again,
And I spit at thee.
In the words of Mr. T,
Peace be upon his name.
Allah pities the fool
Who curses their name.
(Yes, I use singular and plural they/then/theirs, fight me.)

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 56 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,152

To be fair, women are indeed grotesque nurglewraiths. Place your dicks in men(especially black ones) and you cannot go wrong.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,175

@previous (SakawaBoyGenius)
Who are you? I have a friend who is getting into Warhammer.

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 24 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,177

@OP
Pretending to be me and saying weird gay stuff was bad enough. What’s with all this corny shit you write? You sound like some dungeons and dragons nerd / fedora wearing Reddit atheist trying to sound deep by pretending to be a prophet or something. It’s cringy. I’m pretty sure nobody thinks I’m gay because you sound like you when you pretend to be me. I never make up words and try and sound like a wizard from Harry Potter, but you do. Maybe you have something to tell us about your sexuality and black men, but this is looking pretty suspect if you ask me.

SakawaBoyGenius double-posted this 6 months ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,178

@1,376,152 (SakawaBoyGenius)

> To be fair, women are indeed grotesque nurglewraiths. Place your dicks in men(especially black ones) and you cannot go wrong.

I had to google wtf "nurglewraiths" is, but from the looks of it, given the search results, I wasn’t too far off calling you a dungeons and dragons nerd epoxh. Lol

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SakawaBoyGenius triple-posted this 6 months ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,179

Edit: realized epoch isn’t op. I think. Maybe he is idk. But I’m pretty confident epoch is the one impersonating me since he couldn’t help himself but get offended and blow his cover when I said his spelling is bad. Typical narcissist.

SakawaBoyGenius replied with this 6 months ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,182

Disregard all of that, i like fingers in my ass.

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,188

@previous (SakawaBoyGenius)
I shall prey for you.

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,195

@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Don’t pray for him, unless you’re praying for him to die. He’s epoch flicker.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 11 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,264

@1,376,152 (SakawaBoyGenius)

> To be fair, women are indeed grotesque nurglewraiths. Place your dicks in men(especially black ones) and you cannot go wrong.

Covering your penis in feces and forcing feces into your bladder.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,265

@previous (H)
What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?

Anonymous H replied with this 6 months ago, 28 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,269

@previous (A)
You said
> ...Allah fears women.

The inventor of Islam is a pedophile. He married and raped a 6 yr old girl with her parents permission.
The only good thing one can say about him is that he was a heterosexual.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 20 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,271

Do trans women have to have a boner when praying so it can face mecca?

Anon replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,272

@previous (I)

> Do trans women have to have a boner when praying so it can face mecca?

Catherine said he had attended a Moslem temple. IF he went in dressed as a woman, he would have been in the back with the women. On his knees of course.
As to having a boner? Given those other women would not have been a turn on...Probably not.

boof joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 33 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,280

@1,376,264 (H)
I say blaruhg a lot

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