Topic: The Japanese in a Nutshell
Anonymous A started this discussion 10 months ago #127,317
Japan in ancient times: "I HATE BEING ASIAN I WANT TO BE WHITE!"
Hitler: "Hey, you’re honorary Aryans!"
Japan: "YEAH I’M HONORARY WHITE LET’S KILL ALL THE CHINESE AND KOREANS!"
America: *puts the Japanese in concentration camps, firebombs Japanese cities, and drops two nukes on civilian cities*
Japan: "HEY FUCK YOU!"
America: "What if I give you two billion dollars in aid to never mention this again?"
Japan: "OMG! WHITE AMERICAN IS SO COOL! USA IS THE BEST! NO MILITARY EVER AGAIN!"
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 10 months ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,375,736
…but we can’t give reparations to black people though because that’s racist. lol
boof joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 23 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,738
oh come on, they aren't that small
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 8 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,741
What a retarded thing to post
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 19 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,743
cathrine post
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,756
@1,375,741 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It is kinda funny how the war started and ended with the same mistake.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,922
Just buy the Playstations, Hondas and anime body pillows; that was also part of the bargain.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,104
@previous (G)
I don’t own any of those things. My parents gave me an Xbox when I was a kid because we’re patriots.
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