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Topic: The Japanese in a Nutshell

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 hours ago #127,317

Japan in ancient times: "I HATE BEING ASIAN I WANT TO BE WHITE!"

Hitler: "Hey, you’re honorary Aryans!"

Japan: "YEAH I’M HONORARY WHITE LET’S KILL ALL THE CHINESE AND KOREANS!"

America: *puts the Japanese in concentration camps, firebombs Japanese cities, and drops two nukes on civilian cities*

Japan: "HEY FUCK YOU!"

America: "What if I give you two billion dollars in aid to never mention this again?"

Japan: "OMG! WHITE AMERICAN IS SO COOL! USA IS THE BEST! NO MILITARY EVER AGAIN!"

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 hours ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,375,736

…but we can’t give reparations to black people though because that’s racist. lol

boof joined in and replied with this 9 hours ago, 23 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,738

oh come on, they aren't that small

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 9 hours ago, 8 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,741

What a retarded thing to post

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 hours ago, 19 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,743

cathrine post

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 hours ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,756

@1,375,741 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It is kinda funny how the war started and ended with the same mistake.
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