Topic: The Japanese in a Nutshell
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 months ago #127,317
Japan in ancient times: "I HATE BEING ASIAN I WANT TO BE WHITE!"
Hitler: "Hey, you’re honorary Aryans!"
Japan: "YEAH I’M HONORARY WHITE LET’S KILL ALL THE CHINESE AND KOREANS!"
America: *puts the Japanese in concentration camps, firebombs Japanese cities, and drops two nukes on civilian cities*
Japan: "HEY FUCK YOU!"
America: "What if I give you two billion dollars in aid to never mention this again?"
Japan: "OMG! WHITE AMERICAN IS SO COOL! USA IS THE BEST! NO MILITARY EVER AGAIN!"
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 months ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,375,736
…but we can’t give reparations to black people though because that’s racist. lol
boof joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 23 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,738
oh come on, they aren't that small
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 8 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,741
What a retarded thing to post
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 19 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,743
cathrine post
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,756
@1,375,741 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It is kinda funny how the war started and ended with the same mistake.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,922
Just buy the Playstations, Hondas and anime body pillows; that was also part of the bargain.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,104
@previous (G)
I don’t own any of those things. My parents gave me an Xbox when I was a kid because we’re patriots.
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