Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago#12,731
(not Will Smith rap) So, you are a man, finally middle-aged or older. You are happy for the most part. You have a good career, you enjoy your gentlemanly vices, and you have friends. But you lack one thing: constant, hot sex with hot young women. Would you defect to a Muslim country with Sharia law and convert to Islam, so that you could marry as many hot young women (18+ only) that you wanted? Shit, I think I would.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^][v]#228,956
Not that simple.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,957
Haha countries and national identity is such a fucking sham. one more way to keep people from realizing they are humans i wouldnt do it. middle east chicks are hot but no
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,958
Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,959
Lol no.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,960
@228,958 (A)
islam is submission to god i would not submit to any man let alone some laughable fictional character. for the purpose of banging hot young 18+ chicks i would not convert to any religion also you have to feed them and take ccare of them. fuck thatt
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,961
@228,958 (A)
It'd be far more likely that you'd be taken hostage, Matt.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,964
I think you would change citizenship, convert, and then be disappointed that almost every family has serious reservations about their daughters hooking up with a non-Arab. You would then get to (fairly, I suppose) whine a lot about how unfair and discriminatory people can be. If whining and bitching is your strong suit, then perhaps this could be a fulfilling path for you, OP.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,965
@previous (E)
But what if you converted to Islam, and paid the families?
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,967
@previous (A)
You can buy better looking western brides for far cheaper. And if you are concerned about legality just move to some shithole east asian country where they wouldn't care and would be more than happy for your money.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,969
@previous (B)
Where can I buy western brides for cheaper, in a place where I could also legally have multiple wives?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,970
@228,965 (A)
oh fuck religion and money. how we are connected to such stupid ideas! an imaginary man an d meaningless paper. you see the emptiness of these ideas? maybe im a little high but fuck. just find a girl and ask her to fuck because that's the destination. you can spread your feathers all you want but the destination is what it is if she says no then you have saved yourself the trouble of ruffling your feathers. you've got one over on the others, the power of words, or interrogation. You want to fuck? no. o.k. move on to the next one.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,971
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I agree 100%. But, after a certain age, finding pretty young women is difficult. I am searching for a legal way to do that. Remember Hugh Hefner: most old men are celibate. He gets laid all the time, but it is only because of his money.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,973
@previous (A)
legal way. fuk i am tripping an dits harder to type. fuck man heffner is a goddamn slimy lizard inside of an automaton. you dont want that that is no life to live. just fucking find a chick. nothing to it. one step in front of the other. fuck
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,974
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
tripping...I can relate man...but seriously, how can you "find a chick" if they do not want you?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,975
@228,969 (A)
Buy them in south america. Move to thailand, laos, etc. No need to have your marriage on paper.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,976
@previous (F)
But I do not want to go to prison, you see.
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,977
@228,973 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
How about doing something interesting like stepping outside instead of wasting your trip in this shithole of a site?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,978
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,982
@previous (A)
Living with women isn't illegal anywhere except the middle east
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,983
@previous (F)
I know, but what are you saying? How would I get multiple hot women to live with me anywhere except in Sharia countries, where they have to?
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,984
@previous (A)
You said you would pay them money to be your wife, you idiot
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,985
@228,980 (A)
fuck um...perhaps you should look in different places. the world is a large place filled with smaller palces. just look even the fucking fishes fuck
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^][v]#228,986
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Are you saying that there are beautiful young women, looking for average, middle aged men?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#228,987
@previous (A)
im saying that the entire fucking universe is heading to destruction. to complete disarray and there willbe a time when there isn't anymore anything so stop iwth your wondering and do something before the bomb goes off before extinction
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#228,989
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I agree. I just want to get laid in the meantime.