Topic: My plan for if I get drafted
SakawaBoyGenius started this discussion 7 months ago #127,268
1. They send me out into the field with a bunch of other guys on a mission.
2. I come back they don’t.
3. I don’t know what happened.
That’s how it’s gonna go, basically. Use your imagination for what I did between steps 1 and 2 while they were sleeping.
2. I come back they don’t.
3. I don’t know what happened.
That’s how it’s gonna go, basically. Use your imagination for what I did between steps 1 and 2 while they were sleeping.
SakawaBoyGenius (OP) double-posted this 7 months ago, 49 seconds later[^] [v] #1,375,473
I find this to be extremely funny.
Indie the Grate™ !aeNZeP7XP2 joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,475
@OP
> That’s how it’s gonna go, basically. Use your imagination for what I did between steps 1 and 2 while they were sleeping.
You raped their man-anae (pronounced as one word)?
> That’s how it’s gonna go, basically. Use your imagination for what I did between steps 1 and 2 while they were sleeping.
You raped their man-anae (pronounced as one word)?
SakawaBoyGenius (OP) replied with this 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,477
Like imagine, you were a commander on the battlefield, you got a group of 5 guys, you got out the map, drew some lines, drew some arrows, maybe you drew a circle. You explained it nice and slow because you had some Alabama boys in the group. You sent them on the mission, saw all 5 of them leave, only one comes back, and he won’t tell you why. That’d be so funny.
SakawaBoyGenius (OP) double-posted this 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,478
"Huh, what? No I didn’t desert them. If I deserted them, I would have run away, but I didn’t run away because I came right back. Maybe they deserted me, I don’t really know."
SakawaBoyGenius (OP) triple-posted this 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,479
"Did they die?"
"I wasn’t paying attention."
"I wasn’t paying attention."
SakawaBoyGenius (OP) quadruple-posted this 7 months ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,481
I mean if you’re gonna die anyway, it doesn’t really matter.
SakawaBoyGenius (OP) quintuple-posted this 7 months ago, 13 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,485
Then later they’re gonna find a tent with a bunch of teeth on the ground. Then they’re gonna ask me what happened and I’m just gonna be like, "Huh, that’s interesting."
SakawaBoyGenius (OP) sextuple-posted this 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,486
Then I’ll shoot myself so I can’t go to jail.
SakawaBoyGenius (OP) septuple-posted this 7 months ago, 5 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,488
If you die before you get indicted, you’ll never go to trial, and if you never go to trial, you’ll never be found guilty of committing a crime, and if you’re never found guilty of committing a crime, then your death was honorable (obviously). Doesn’t really matter.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,490
@1,375,486 (SakawaBoyGenius)
Wouldn't it be easier to just shoot yourself and avoid all the other murders?
Wouldn't it be easier to just shoot yourself and avoid all the other murders?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 18 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,492
You know what would be really funny? I don’t know if you’re allowed to have phones when you’re out on a mission. If not I guess you could just steal somebody’s phone and sign into your social media accounts. But wouldn’t it be hilarious to like break into a civilians home at gunpoint, tie them up, and film a music video in their kitchen? And then pretend to be a gangster except you’re actually shooting at stuff in their home.
https://youtu.be/2WcRXJ4piHg
https://youtu.be/2WcRXJ4piHg
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,493
Indie the Grate™ !aeNZeP7XP2 replied with this 7 months ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,494
Anonymous D replied with this 7 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,495
Anonymous D double-posted this 7 months ago, 40 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,496
@1,375,494 (Indie the Grate™ !aeNZeP7XP2)
> Consider joining Hamas. Thanks.
I stand with Israel. I’d be Netanyahu’s top guy.
> Consider joining Hamas. Thanks.
I stand with Israel. I’d be Netanyahu’s top guy.
Anonymous D triple-posted this 7 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,497
But unironically though, I like Jews. They’re good guys. Nazis are not such nice guys, I don’t know how I feel about Nazis exactly.
Anonymous D quadruple-posted this 7 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,498
Especially their alliance with the Japanese. I like the Japanese because they’re not white, but anime is gross, essentially. I don’t like anime. Pikachu is cute.
Anonymous D quintuple-posted this 7 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,500
Anonymous D sextuple-posted this 7 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,501
I think the Japanese are definitely superior to the British… in terms of racially.
SakawaBoyGenius septuple-posted this 7 months ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,502
@OP
Shut up Meta.
Shut up Meta.
SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,519
If they try to draft me I will suck the drill sergeant's dick and get dishonorably discharged and thrown out of the military.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,550
@previous (SakawaBoyGenius)
> If they try to draft me I will suck the drill sergeant's dick and get dishonorably discharged and thrown out of the military.
Meta, why haven’t you killed yourself yet? I wish racists like you would just commit suicide.
> If they try to draft me I will suck the drill sergeant's dick and get dishonorably discharged and thrown out of the military.
Meta, why haven’t you killed yourself yet? I wish racists like you would just commit suicide.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,752
i can suck ass so well i can and have cured people of extreme cases of constipation. but only white and hispanic males though, females have a smell that makes be vomit just being in the same room as their used shirts and black males do not deserve my services.
