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SakawaBoyGenius (OP) replied with this 1 day ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,375,477
Like imagine, you were a commander on the battlefield, you got a group of 5 guys, you got out the map, drew some lines, drew some arrows, maybe you drew a circle. You explained it nice and slow because you had some Alabama boys in the group. You sent them on the mission, saw all 5 of them leave, only one comes back, and he won’t tell you why. That’d be so funny.
SakawaBoyGenius (OP) double-posted this 1 day ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,375,478
"Huh, what? No I didn’t desert them. If I deserted them, I would have run away, but I didn’t run away because I came right back. Maybe they deserted me, I don’t really know."
SakawaBoyGenius (OP) quintuple-posted this 1 day ago, 13 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,375,485
Then later they’re gonna find a tent with a bunch of teeth on the ground. Then they’re gonna ask me what happened and I’m just gonna be like, "Huh, that’s interesting."
SakawaBoyGenius (OP) septuple-posted this 1 day ago, 5 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,375,488
If you die before you get indicted, you’ll never go to trial, and if you never go to trial, you’ll never be found guilty of committing a crime, and if you’re never found guilty of committing a crime, then your death was honorable (obviously). Doesn’t really matter.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 18 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,375,492
You know what would be really funny? I don’t know if you’re allowed to have phones when you’re out on a mission. If not I guess you could just steal somebody’s phone and sign into your social media accounts. But wouldn’t it be hilarious to like break into a civilians home at gunpoint, tie them up, and film a music video in their kitchen? And then pretend to be a gangster except you’re actually shooting at stuff in their home.
Anonymous D quadruple-posted this 1 day ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,375,498
Especially their alliance with the Japanese. I like the Japanese because they’re not white, but anime is gross, essentially. I don’t like anime. Pikachu is cute.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 8 hours ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,375,752
i can suck ass so well i can and have cured people of extreme cases of constipation. but only white and hispanic males though, females have a smell that makes be vomit just being in the same room as their used shirts and black males do not deserve my services.