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Topic: I think I get the appeal of nazism (as a black guy)
Anonymous A started this discussion 2 days ago#127,258
So I was thinking about it, I think I get why white guys are so attracted to Nazism. Hitler is like the picky mean girl who’s a bully, but she’s hot. Her name is probably Jessica. Jessica is a BITCH! Jessica teases all the other girls, and she’s so mean she even picks on boys. But what if, Jessica chose you? What if Jessica decided that you’re special, and she’s going to be mean to everybody else in the world, but you’re going to be her special exception and she’s going to love you? Doesn’t that thought make your dick hard?
That’s who Hitler is to white men. He’s a powerful dictator who mass murdered billions of people but he wrote a book where he laid out in great detail his theory that the most idiotic mentally retarded white men who are into anime and hentai are actually the smartest most beautiful people in the world. And not only that, Adolf Hitler, his theory wasn’t that Japanese women aren’t interested in creepy white losers. His theory was that the Japanese actually should be honored to be considered equals to whites, because being white is so special and beautiful.
Like, it kinda makes sense. Hitler is Jessica. But the thing is, right? As a black dude, what are you gonna do with this? The white losers think they’re special, and the Japanese get to think their special for being a bunch of weirdos who live on an island shaped like a banana because they make swords that are also shaped like bananas. What’s a black guy to do? How’s a black guy supposed to feel special when he’s not invited into the Nazi club because the Nazis see him as subhuman. All we have in our history is oppression.
How do blacks become more special and more cool that white Nazis? I’ve thought about this: the Nazis in Germany had two friends: the Italians and the Japanese. The Germans were cool and special because they weren’t getting genocided. That made them feel special. But let’s think about this: Germany, Japan, Italy, that’s three different kinds of people. How special can that really be? What if, black people, what if we got together, we built some death camps, we rounded up Jews, Slavs, white people, and the Japanese? That would make us 3x more special than the Germans!
> This is the most retarded take on Hitler, the NSDAP, and WW2 that I have ever read.
You’re just saying that because you probably like Japanese girls or something. Obviously if Hitler killed the Japanese and the Italians he would be. 3x cooler. If blacks could pull off a holocaust where we put the Japanese and the whites in death camps, that would make us superior to Nazis. It’s a great (totally sarcastic) plan!
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,375,332
You know how at holocaust museums and at former concentration camps they have piles of shoes from all the Jews they burned? Well what if to be cooler than the Nazis, we also burned all the shoes unless they’re genuine Jordans?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,375,336
…no wait, I have a better idea.
So if 3 races of people, Germans, Italians, and the Japanese team up, it’s 3x cooler if the Germans did it alone, then we can turn the coolness multiplier into a mathematical function. F(x) = 3 / x.
Where x is the number of races we don’t kill, and F(x) is how many times cooler than the Nazis we are.
But let’s think about this shit mathematically though. The smaller x is, the larger F(x) is. That means the limit of F(x) as x approaches zero is F(x) approaches infinity.
So… we can be infinitely cool if we kill everyone else in the world, and then we kill ourselves after.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 2 days ago, 5 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,375,338
Japan thinks they know, but they don’t know… they don’t know how to live life. They’re posers. Japan is shaped like a banana but the real banana island is in Nigeria. They think Edo is Tokyo, but it’s not, the REAL Edo is also in Nigeria. Hitler stole our swag with the honorary aryan shit. The Haitian Poles were honorary black first!
Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,375,339
Even eating dogs… that was our shit. We need to start eating dogs again. Donald Trump said we eat dogs, he never said it was a bad thing! People need to remember that! It gives you strength as a warrior.
Anonymous A (OP) sextuple-posted this 2 days ago, 53 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,375,341
And the thing about the monkeys in Japan is their apes do bathe so it’s like… damn… if NFTs were still popular that would have been a good NFT to get into. Because you know, bored ape, bathing ape. That’s such a missed opportunity. Because you can abbreviate it to the same thing.
Anonymous A (OP) octuple-posted this 2 days ago, 54 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,375,343
Is that cultural appropriation if we make a bored ape wearing bape NFT? Or is bape cultural appropriation of us? Or does it just cancel out? Because we can’t be selling racist NFTs. I’m a progressive!
Anonymous A (OP) decuple-posted this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,375,345
But like… that type of socialism they have in the iPhone country where they have a communist party but like everybody buys goods and services with capital which is fundamentally opposed to the literal dictionary definition of communism. Like we should do fake communism, but all be billionaires.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,375,356
I think a lot of black people find this confusing: when we see Hitler, we see a shriveled up testicle and think "ew that’s gross." When white guys see Hitler, they see a big juicy pair of titties. That’s the difference. You need to get the Caucasian vision app installed on your iPhone and it will all make sense.