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Topic: Remember, kids.

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 days ago #127,257

You can't spell omniscience without science!

Today's spiritual insight is brought to you by the letter "A."

A is for Allah.

Praise be to Allah.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 24 minutes later[^] [v] #1,375,327

Muhammad married a 6-year-old and consummated the marriage at age nine.

You don't reinvent yourself or make yourself more interesting, Catherine, my dear man, by doing shit like this.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 days ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,351

@previous (B)
Whose Catherine?
Also, that six-year girl would probably kick your ass in a fight.

Anonymous B replied with this 2 days ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,352

@previous (A)
You revealed yourself the moment you said "whose Catherine".

I guess that community college didn't teach you the difference between "who's" and "whose", a decade later? Don't worry. Keep practicing and you'll be where the rest of us were 20 years ago, my child.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 days ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,353

@previous (B)
How do you know I'm not Matt?

Anonymous B replied with this 2 days ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,355

@previous (A)
Because you're Catherine. You're a man with a very distinctive text voice, dude.

boof joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,362

@1,375,327 (B)
you sound like you got the fattest boner right now

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,367

@1,375,351 (A)
What an odd response

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 6 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,385

@1,375,355 (B)

> Because you're Catherine. You're a man with a very distinctive text voice, dude.

Perhaps he has chosen Islam because pedophilia excites him a little?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,390

@previous (F)
> Perhaps he has chosen Islam because pedophilia excites him a little?

Then I'm surprised he didn't join the catholic church.

Anon replied with this 1 day ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,391

@previous (G)
He is too old for the Priests to mess with him.

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,415

@1,375,390 (G)

> > Perhaps he has chosen Islam because pedophilia excites him a little?
>
> Then I'm surprised he didn't join the catholic church.

How come liberal atheists think they’re clever by bringing up the sex abuse scandal in Massachusetts like the Catholic Church doesn’t have 1.4 billion followers and isn’t 2,000 years old? It’s like saying every American is a school shooter. It’s dumb.

SakawaBoyGenius double-posted this 1 day ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,416

It’s also dumb because they think they’re being progressive by bashing Catholics without realizing they’re holding onto a prejudice from their Protestant ancestors that Catholics are weird even though half of all Christians on Earth are Catholic and it was the original Christian church.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 day ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,417

@1,375,415 (SakawaBoyGenius)
Which sex abuse scandal in Massachusetts?

SakawaBoyGenius replied with this 1 day ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,419

It’s also dumb because it’s not even close to the worst thing the church has ever done. If 1.4 billion people are still Catholic and we all know about the Spanish Inquisition and didn’t change our minds about anything, why do atheists think this is somehow supposed to be a dealbreaker for us? Just take a history class or something about medieval Europe and ask them what Catholics did to Jews and Muslims.

SakawaBoyGenius double-posted this 1 day ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,420

@1,375,417 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Originally the whole sex abuse scandal thing was originally published by the Boston Globe… that’s what the reference to Massachusetts is. It’s just annoying when people don’t know anything about Catholicism and they sound like a broken record talking about it.

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SakawaBoyGenius triple-posted this 1 day ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,421

Don’t get me wrong, sexual abuse is horrible and I’m completely against it. But you can’t reduce a religion that large down to nothing but "muh pedophile priests." It’s one of the world’s largest religions.

SakawaBoyGenius quadruple-posted this 1 day ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,422

Like hypothetically, an equivalent is China has 1.4 billion people. There about the same number of Chinese people and Catholics. Obviously there are pedophiles in China, because no shit there are pedophiles in China, they have 1.4 billion people, but if you call all Chinese people pedophiles that makes you a racist.

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Fact Checker replied with this 1 day ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,423

@1,375,419 (SakawaBoyGenius)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases
Massive amounts of Sex abuse by Priests and even Pope and other high ranking heads of the church. All over the world.
Worst of all is how this is totally forgiven and made even easier to do over and over again. A priest can rape a child and even murder the child and be totally forgiven by the church.

SakawaBoyGenius replied with this 1 day ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,427

@previous (Fact Checker)
I’m not denying that sexual abuse happens in the Catholic Church. What I’m saying is that you’re talking about an organization that’s 2,000 years old that has 1.4 billion followers. 18% of people on Earth are Catholics. It is impossible to have an organization that large and that old without any history of crime or of atrocities. The United States is only 200 years old and has a history of slavery and being the only nation in the world to ever drop a nuclear weapon on civilians. I feel like trying to reduce 2,000 years of history and 1.4 billion people down to that is just not effective. It will work on someone who doesn’t know anything about history and who isn’t Catholic in the first place.

SakawaBoyGenius double-posted this 1 day ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,428

Like how can you not see value in the oldest institution in the western world, the only institution from the Roman Empire that still exists?

SakawaBoyGenius triple-posted this 1 day ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,429

I think people also have the wrong idea about what the Catholic Church actually is. It’s not the type of organization that you can get rid of. Even under Mussolini, a Fascist atheists dictator, even in the middle of a world war under an authoritarian state, they couldn’t get rid of the church. People underestimate how influential it actually is. It’s much older than any government. And despite what people say, if you look into the statistics, it’s growing not shrinking. It’s shrinking in developed countries, but it’s a global organization.

Fact Checker replied with this 1 day ago, 22 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,431

@1,375,427 (SakawaBoyGenius)
You still do not get it. Only the Catholic Church makes it easy for sex abuse. They will even move the abusing priest to another parish. With total forgiveness and zero downside the priest can go on and on. This does not happen in other religions.
When the police get involved the church will relocate the priest to another country that will not extradite the offender.
In the Churches eye the priest that is totally forgiven and done no wrong of any kind. The last Pope waved his finger at such offences and that was all. The new Pope was whisked out of the country to Rome to escape having to deal with accused priests.

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 10 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,432

@previous (Fact Checker)
I was born Catholic and I plan on dying Catholic. I don’t care whether you understand it or not.

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,433

@1,375,431 (Fact Checker)
If you think it doesn’t happen in other religions that’s pretty naive of you. It has nothing to do with religion, you probably think it doesn’t happen with police officers, tech CEOs, and politicians.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 day ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,434

Well being Chinese is something you can't control. Being Catholic is not. There's a big difference in that

Also, the Catholic Church has enabled tons of abuse for a long time. Not just child sexual abuse

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 1 day ago, 52 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,435

@1,375,433 (SakawaBoyGenius)
Its different with religion because the threat of hell is over your head

Also, being excommunicted from your family and home

Anonymous F replied with this 1 day ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,436

@1,375,432 (SakawaBoyGenius)
No doubt you give money to the church which enables more child abuse. Of course you too will be forgiven of any sins.

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 30 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,439

@previous (F)
Wait until you hear your taxes fund the military.

SakawaBoyGenius double-posted this 1 day ago, 30 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,440

@1,375,434 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Well being Chinese is something you can't control. Being Catholic is not. There's a big difference in that

You can renounce your citizenship.

SakawaBoyGenius triple-posted this 1 day ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,441

Tbh I don’t get what the deal is that you don’t like Catholicism therefore you think I should stop doing it. That’s not how anything works.

SakawaBoyGenius quadruple-posted this 1 day ago, 6 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,442

In comparison to Catholicism this whole sort of wussy "life is so cruel" atheism seems shallow to me.

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 10 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,444

I also don’t agree with the idea that the bad diminishes the good. The Catholic Church is the type of organization that will spend 600 years building a Cathedral. I just feel like in the modern world the idea of doing something to benefit the world after you die isn’t a concept anymore. Like maybe that was a good thing.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cologne_Cathedral

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 day ago, 10 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,445

@1,375,440 (SakawaBoyGenius)
That was a clever rebuttal to you?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 1 day ago, 45 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,446

@1,375,444 (SakawaBoyGenius)
Abuse also carries into future generations

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 23 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,449

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Maybe I have a more optimistic outlook on life.

SakawaBoyGenius double-posted this 1 day ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,450

I’m Catholic, my ancestors were, I’m fine with my family. lol

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 day ago, 21 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,452

@1,375,449 (SakawaBoyGenius)
@previous (SakawaBoyGenius)
Irrelevant response

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,454

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Look, I don’t care if you don’t like the Catholic Church, I never asked anyone to be a Catholic. But I am a Catholic, and if you don’t want me to be a Catholic, no matter what you say to me, your only option will be to be unhappy with me forever.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 day ago, 10 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,456

@previous (SakawaBoyGenius)
Im not asking you to stop being Catholic, weirdo

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 33 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,463

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
@1,375,434 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Well being Chinese is something you can't control. Being Catholic is not. There's a big difference in that
>
> Also, the Catholic Church has enabled tons of abuse for a long time. Not just child sexual abuse

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 day ago, 28 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,476

@previous (P)
Yes?

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 19 hours ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,648

@OP

> You can't spell omniscience without science!
>
> Today's spiritual insight is brought to you by the letter "A."
>
> A is for Allah.
>
> Praise be to Allah.

How did Islam go from a Golden Age where its scientists hypothesized one could split an atom to destroy a city to crashing planes into buildings? Islamic countries once preserved the classics and encouraged learning, sought to expand the definition of martyrdom to encompass diseases and child birth. They ran the trade route with Asia.

Now, fewer books are translated into Arabic each year than are translated into Spanish just to be read in Spain.

Not to mention axis attacks, stonings, female genital mutilation…

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 hours ago, 11 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,753

@previous (Q)
they probably grew so soft and enlightened that they forgot the problems jews cause and let them into various institutions.
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