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Topic: I don’t believe in computers

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 days ago #127,252

Computers aren’t real. If you believe in computers you’re a silly person.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,375,292

I agree. Think about it. You ever seen a computer in real life?

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) replied with this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,293

Computers are just CGI. There’s no such thing as silicon dioxide, it’s a fictional made up structure. There are no semiconductors, there are only conductors and insulators. Transistors are not physically possible.

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) double-posted this 2 days ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,294

It’s also not possible to do math with binary.

They say 00000010 is positive 2 and 11111110 is negative 2 and when you add them together you get 00000000. But the problem is that doesn’t work because 11111110 isn’t negative 2, it’s 254. So you see, binary math doesn’t work. It’s all fake.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,296

@previous (SakawaBoyGenius)
You're a bit of a moron, aren't you?

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) replied with this 2 days ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,297

@previous (C)
You’re stupid because you’re looking at random light and dark spots on an grid and you think those lights are me talking to you. The internet doesn’t exist.

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) double-posted this 2 days ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,298

There is no "world wide web." Because we don’t live on a world. I’ve been looking up at the night sky every night and I have yet to find a blue planet up there called Earth with humans living on it. We don’t live on a planet called Earth floating in space, we live on the ground!

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) triple-posted this 2 days ago, 6 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,300

Its also idiotic the idea that you could do math in any other base other than base 10 since DEC 25 would be the same as OCT 31, and we all know that Christmas and Halloween aren’t on the same day. It would be impossible to store time in any other base other than decimal.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,301

@previous (SakawaBoyGenius)

I've never even heard of this so called "Halloween".

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,304

That's what I hear.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,305

@1,375,292 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

> I agree. Think about it. You ever seen a computer in real life?

Meta joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 51 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,308

@1,375,294 (SakawaBoyGenius)

> It’s also not possible to do math with binary.
>
> They say 00000010 is positive 2 and 11111110 is negative 2 and when you add them together you get 00000000. But the problem is that doesn’t work because 11111110 isn’t negative 2, it’s 254. So you see, binary math doesn’t work. It’s all fake.

You're right, this is why binary arithmetic never went anywhere.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,309

@1,375,300 (SakawaBoyGenius)

> DEC 25 would be the same as OCT 31

3 * 8^1 + 1 * 8^0 = 25

SakawaBoyGenius !ZIWv33Aoh6 joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,316

I just got done sucking cock! AMA!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,321

@previous (SakawaBoyGenius !ZIWv33Aoh6)
How do you feel after completing round 1 of the minichan moderator application process?

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,324

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Don’t call me a mod I’d rather kill myself ew

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,325

This is what Meta does.

https://youtu.be/iw5eEowjY3c

SakawaBoyGenius !ZIWv33Aoh6 replied with this 1 day ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,499

@1,375,321 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm ready for round 2! Next, I shall take two cocks in my ass!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 day ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,507

@previous (SakawaBoyGenius !ZIWv33Aoh6)
That's the kind of can-do attitude we need around here.

SakawaBoyGenius replied with this 14 hours ago, 22 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,700

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Does that mean I am now a mod? My ass is still sore from last night, but I took those two cocks like a man!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 12 hours ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,724

@previous (SakawaBoyGenius)
I'm afraid not. All the vacancies were filled several weeks ago.
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