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Anonymous A started this discussion 6 days ago#127,249
Melania Trump is an unskilled migrant who became a citizen by "marrying" a known con man and convicted felon almost 25 years her senior. This "marriage" was clearly a sham, as evidenced by the other women her husband slept with while supposedly married. Given the con man's six bankruptcies, it's likely Melania saw a broke, senile man she could use, perhaps bribing him into this "marriage" to get her citizenship. Our great president must stand up to immigrant fraudsters and their fake marriages!
We also should send the con man to Guacamole Bay or Alligator Auschwitz. His exact name eludes me at the moment, as my memory is a bit spotty since some head trauma I experienced on the January 6th Day of Love while headbutting capital police, eventually passing out while dragging an officer's unconscious body to the Gallows of Love we raised and setting her neck in the Noose of Love. For some reason I was actually charged with attempted murder before my pardon, as if death would be the logical outcome had the Rope of Love not snapped! Now, lest you give credence to those doctored videos of me shot by multiple people where told armed gunmen to kill the police or conflate me with the other pardoned Jan 6thers who broke into homes or tried to murder FBI agents, I'll have you know that the DOJ has also given me a 7-figure out-of-court settlement, reaffirming my innocence and formally recognizing the excessive force used by the officers and their skulls and necks.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 19 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,375,287
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Although they do hate women, so you never know. And she is Eastern European so that’s untermensch. Probably they’ll sign it for the wrong reason, but does it really matter in the end?
Fact Checker !H6SqDSFNRI joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 15 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,375,299
Claim 1: Melania Trump is an unskilled migrant who became a citizen by "marrying" a known con man and convicted felon almost 25 years her senior Rating:Partially True
Melania Trump (born Melanija Knavs) emigrated to the U.S. in the mid-1990s on modeling work visas (H-1B). The term "unskilled migrant" is subjective. While lacking formal academic credentials, her modeling career qualified under specific skilled worker categories. Donald Trump is approximately 24 years older than Melania Trump. At the time of their marriage in 2005, Donald Trump had not been convicted of felonies. He was convicted of 34 felony counts in New York State in 2024. The label "con man" is colloquial and widely used by critics but has not been formally applied by courts.
Claim 2: The marriage was clearly a sham, as evidenced by other women Donald Trump slept with while supposedly married Rating:Unproven
Allegations exist of Donald Trump's extramarital affairs, including relationships with Stormy Daniels and others. Infidelity does not constitute legal proof of marriage fraud under U.S. immigration law. No U.S. court has ruled the Trump marriage fraudulent or invalid for immigration purposes.
Claim 3: Donald Trump has had six bankruptcies Rating:Mostly True
Corporate entities controlled by Donald Trump filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection six times between 1991 and 2009. These were corporate bankruptcies affecting casinos and hospitality ventures, not personal bankruptcies.
Claim 4: Donald Trump is "senile" Rating:Unsubstantiated
No official medical assessments have publicly confirmed senility, cognitive decline, or dementia diagnoses for Donald Trump. Assertions of senility are speculative without clinical evidence.
Claim 5: Melania Trump may have bribed Donald Trump into marriage to gain citizenship Rating:Unsupported
No verifiable evidence exists of bribery related to Melania Trump's marriage or citizenship status. Marriage fraud and bribery allegations require legal proceedings backed by substantial evidence, which is absent in this case.
Claim 6: The "con man" should be sent to Guacamole Bay or Alligator Auschwitz Rating:Contains Inaccurate Terminology
The correct name for "Guacamole Bay" is Guantánamo Bay Naval Base, a U.S. detention facility in Cuba. "Alligator Auschwitz" is a misleading term invoking a false equivalency to Auschwitz, a Nazi concentration camp. There is, however, an informal term "Alligator Alcatraz" referring to an existing high-security detention facility located within the Florida Everglades, known for its isolation and natural barriers.
Claim 7: Author's memory is spotty due to head trauma sustained on the "January 6th Day of Love" while headbutting Capitol Police and dragging an officer to the Gallows of Love Rating:False and Misleading
The "January 6th Day of Love" is a mischaracterization. The event is formally recognized as the January 6th, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol. Artistic representations of gallows were erected near the Capitol that day, widely condemned as threatening symbols, not "love" displays. No public evidence confirms the author's participation in these specific actions or injuries of the nature described.
Claim 8: The author was charged with attempted murder, pardoned, and received a 7-figure DOJ settlement for excessive force by officers' skulls and necks Rating:False
There is no record of a presidential pardon granted to the author for attempted murder or other January 6th offenses. No evidence exists of a seven-figure out-of-court settlement from the Department of Justice to the author relating to January 6th. The phrase "excessive force by officers' skulls and necks" is biologically nonsensical; excessive force refers to actions by officers, not passive body parts.
Conclusion:
The reviewed statements mix factual elements with exaggerations, inaccuracies, and unsupported claims. Certain aspects, such as corporate bankruptcies and age discrepancies, are verifiable. However, claims of bribery, fraudulent marriage, DOJ settlements, and distorted references to detention facilities lack evidence or contain incorrect terminology.
The use of terms like "Guacamole Bay" and "Alligator Auschwitz" reflects factual errors. The correct name is Guantánamo Bay Naval Base, while Alligator Alcatraz is a known high-security detention facility in Florida. Comparisons to Auschwitz are historically inappropriate and misleading.
Overall Rating:Partially True with Significant Distortions, Lies and Unsupported Assertions