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Topic: I've been out of weed for three days

epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg started this discussion 1 day ago #127,194

And I have no money to get more.

I think I'm gonna kill myself.

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #1,374,797

When you came at me out of nowhere I was wondering what was wrong with you, if you were depressed or something and taking it out on me. Now I know.

Nancy joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,798

Just say no to drugs. Thanks.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,799

@OP

> And I have no money to get more.
>
> I think I'm gonna kill myself.

Don't off yourself, just go rob a convenience store or mug some old lady to get some weed money.

SakawaBoyGenius replied with this 1 day ago, 48 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,800

@previous (D)
Now the things racists tell me are starting to make so much sense.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 35 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,805

the list of minichan darwin award winners must grow

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 3 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,809

I spent all my money on Buttplugs and Male prostitutes!

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,812

@previous (SakawaBoyGenius)

> I spent all my money on Buttplugs and Male prostitutes!

My money safe in my underwater bank.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,816

That sucks but look at it this way, a several day long break will help lower your tolerance some, so when you do get more you won't have to smoke as much. For the first couple days anyway. If you're real desperate and have no sense of self respect you could scrape all your pipes for resin. I don't smoke these days but when I was a broke college student I would do crackhead shit like that to make my weed last as long as possible.

SakawaBoyGenius replied with this 1 day ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,817

@previous (H)
I’d have empathy for him, but epoch flicker is a racist so who cares?

SakawaBoyGenius double-posted this 1 day ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,822

Epoch flicker didn’t ask me how I was feeling before he decided to call me a nigger. I was feeling great so it doesn’t matter, but he didn’t know that. I could have been suicidal. I wasn’t. But now that he said that he is, why should I care? I don’t care.

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,824

That reminds me, its almost time to drink my used enema fluid.

SakawaBoyGenius double-posted this 1 day ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,825

Gotta recycle my melanin or ill turn into a wh*te dog.

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,826

@previous (SakawaBoyGenius)

> Gotta recycle my melanin or ill turn into a wh*te dog.

You sound so lame when you try to impersonate me. I guess on the bright side nobody will know if I ever really said I don’t care if epoch flicker kills himself or if maybe this is just Meta impersonating me.

SakawaBoyGenius replied with this 1 day ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,828

Also, i suck cocks.

SakawaBoyGenius replied with this 1 day ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,829

@previous (SakawaBoyGenius)

> Also, i suck cocks.

Meta, you know that you’re gay.

SakawaBoyGenius double-posted this 1 day ago, 53 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,830

You call literally everyone gay as an insult all the time and you get incredibly embarrassed if anyone calls you gay. I’m not homophobic myself.

SakawaBoyGenius triple-posted this 1 day ago, 40 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,831

I’m not gay, but I’d rather be gay than be you, you’re a fucking failure.

SakawaBoyGenius quadruple-posted this 1 day ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,832

I’d also rather be black than be you but that’s not a choice.

(Sue me for that one.)

SakawaBoyGenius replied with this 1 day ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,835

Though I am also 4/5ths as gay as a pride parade so I guess its a moot point.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 16 hours ago, 9 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,929

See you in hell
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