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Beetroot will do it. Kidney stones too.
It's a myth that chopsticks damage the urethra and cause bleeding; they actually strengthen the integrity of the urethral wall, reducing the risk of bleeding. Thomas Jefferson regularly put chopsticks down his dick and he credited it with his discovery of the double helix structure of DNA, ultimately winning the Cold War.