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Topic: Why is my pee red?

SakawaBoyGenius started this discussion 6 days ago #127,178

There could be several reasons why.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
You are too many tomatoes - 0%
You had sex with a cactus 2 40%
You stuck a chopstick too far in there 1 20%
You have diseased kidneys 2 40%
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 49 minutes later[^] [v] #1,374,633

Beetroot will do it. Kidney stones too.

It's a myth that chopsticks damage the urethra and cause bleeding; they actually strengthen the integrity of the urethral wall, reducing the risk of bleeding. Thomas Jefferson regularly put chopsticks down his dick and he credited it with his discovery of the double helix structure of DNA, ultimately winning the Cold War.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 3 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,634

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,653

> You are too many tomatoes.

> You are

> are

> are

> are

> are

> are

> are

are you like, stupid or something?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 35 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,656

kicked in the crotch

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,665

@1,374,633 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
This is not me shut up.

Meta joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,677

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Why do you think you’re better than so many other people?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 days ago, 59 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,687

@previous (Meta)
Beats working.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,692

@OP
I have been with several women that pee pink because pee passes into tampon string. Perhaps if you remove your tampon all will be normal.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 9 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,771

@1,374,633 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
@1,374,665 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
samefag
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