Topic: If i post a picture of myself, will you give an honest opinion
sluggy started this discussion 15 years ago #12,717
I should have before I left. I had no idea what to wear. I bought some stuff that didn't work, and can't return the one. The only pants i had were too small, feels really tight, but I was desperate. I only had a frumpy sweater. I couldn't not wear something over my shirt with the pants how they are.
This is such a ridiculous situation. I kept putting it off because it was going to be a miserable time regardless. Im also wearing a brown top and black shoes. Again, my only pair of dress shoes. I never wear them. Second time in 5 years.
I like my belt, but i can't show it off. I can tomorrow. My suit actually looks really good on ne. I have no idea why in the store it looked terrible.
Anyway, when I get off the train, I'll post a picture. Just be honest. I want to have a realistic idea so I know if anyone is being snarky if they say anything like "you look good."
I'm benzodiazepined and had a really good hit before I left. I should be good for when it starts. High will he fading (I ran out of poxnet space for my one hitter, and didn't have time to roll a joint. I should keep some handy.
I was really panicking this morning, but I went for a walk (to the store and to pick up my suit. About an hour all told walking in the sun, which I never do. It was calming.) since I won't look so bad tomorrow. I'm not freak out anxious. Right now im just worried about tonight. It's gonna be a lot of awkward standing alone, I think. I think the groomsmen are cool. Maybe I'm over thinking.
tl;dr MC is my diary.
About 20 minutes on photo.
This is such a ridiculous situation. I kept putting it off because it was going to be a miserable time regardless. Im also wearing a brown top and black shoes. Again, my only pair of dress shoes. I never wear them. Second time in 5 years.
I like my belt, but i can't show it off. I can tomorrow. My suit actually looks really good on ne. I have no idea why in the store it looked terrible.
Anyway, when I get off the train, I'll post a picture. Just be honest. I want to have a realistic idea so I know if anyone is being snarky if they say anything like "you look good."
I'm benzodiazepined and had a really good hit before I left. I should be good for when it starts. High will he fading (I ran out of poxnet space for my one hitter, and didn't have time to roll a joint. I should keep some handy.
I was really panicking this morning, but I went for a walk (to the store and to pick up my suit. About an hour all told walking in the sun, which I never do. It was calming.) since I won't look so bad tomorrow. I'm not freak out anxious. Right now im just worried about tonight. It's gonna be a lot of awkward standing alone, I think. I think the groomsmen are cool. Maybe I'm over thinking.
tl;dr MC is my diary.
About 20 minutes on photo.
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| You look fine | 10 | 91% | |
| You just look like a guy who doesn't dress up often | 1 | 9% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #228,699
what
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,701
You look fine
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,702
You look beautiful.
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,708
I want real responses. You can be mean if you are honest and funny.
I'm wondering if I should get a drink first. I'm early.
It's my friends rehearsal dinner
I'm wondering if I should get a drink first. I'm early.
It's my friends rehearsal dinner
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,710
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,712
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,713
@228,708 (sluggy)
I would drink till you black out, and then you won't need to worry abouy anxiety any more.
I would drink till you black out, and then you won't need to worry abouy anxiety any more.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,727
should have taken beta-blockers
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,732
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,733
What about edibles? You don't care about smelling like smoke? Always makes me paranoid as fuck and everyone can tell for me.
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,735
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,740
I'll wait for a pic before I answer the poll
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,742
You're beautiful, OP.
RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,744
It posts the pic or it gets the hose again... POST THE FUCKING PIC!
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,745
I will be honest, brutally honest if need be.
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,746
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,751
I can be a scathing bitch. And if that's what honesty comes to, then lay it on me.
!VoCaLoNunI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,758
Rape in T minus 5...
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,760
Yes, I'll be honest and nice.
Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,761
OP's trolling. He isn't going to post a picture.
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,763
Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #228,769
This thread doesn't deliver.
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #228,777
It proved difficult. Couldn't find a mirror.Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #228,778
OP sent me a pic of his cock. It was marvelously dressed. He told me the only thing it was missing was my mouth. I fapped.
RaiRai !TrUHMeowzA replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #228,780
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #228,782
@228,777 (sluggy)
You look fine, but I do not like that shirt combo. Not one bit. You should definitely consider a different shirt or shirt combo.
You look fine, but I do not like that shirt combo. Not one bit. You should definitely consider a different shirt or shirt combo.
Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #228,783
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #228,788
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #228,794
@228,777 (sluggy)
You look nothing like I assumed. You have no reason to be afraid of what others think man.
You look nothing like I assumed. You have no reason to be afraid of what others think man.
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #228,795
I voted the first one, it the seccond one is applicable
Actually, they should have been the same option and another option for not thinking you loom good. Nice job at avoiding, criticism in the poll bud :D
Actually, they should have been the same option and another option for not thinking you loom good. Nice job at avoiding, criticism in the poll bud :D
The Editor !FuckWtfW8M replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #228,796
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #228,802
@228,777 (sluggy)
Check out some light blazers, man. They are pretty cheap, and with the right shirt you'd rock it.
Check out some light blazers, man. They are pretty cheap, and with the right shirt you'd rock it.
Ks !KansasxqvM double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #228,804
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #228,876
Hi Jump!
Those trousers could use an iron, and that jumper seems like it's a bit too big for you - it billows around your chest.
Also that shirt would be better with a lighter combo (think summer). You should go for a more sombre tone with a grey jumper like that.
You seem fine enough but I'd recommend a tailor to craft you a lovely suit when you can afford one.
Those trousers could use an iron, and that jumper seems like it's a bit too big for you - it billows around your chest.
Also that shirt would be better with a lighter combo (think summer). You should go for a more sombre tone with a grey jumper like that.
You seem fine enough but I'd recommend a tailor to craft you a lovely suit when you can afford one.
green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #228,886
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #228,890
It was a last minute combo.
This is hell. It's been coupled up,
This is hell. It's been coupled up,
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #228,891
Do you have any other black pants?
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #228,892
@228,890 (sluggy)
Hey bud, I know that feel. Seriously, I've done the same shit. I try to think of it like a roller coaster, it's a lot of uphill struggle for one brief and intense ride. But after it's over the calmness can be overwhelming. Focus on that.
Hey bud, I know that feel. Seriously, I've done the same shit. I try to think of it like a roller coaster, it's a lot of uphill struggle for one brief and intense ride. But after it's over the calmness can be overwhelming. Focus on that.
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #228,893
@228,890 (sluggy)
Do you have time or money to go shopping before the wedding? Buy stuffs and returns it lol. I sympathize with your situation (I hate dressing up myself) I usually go with a suit and tie and rock biker sunglasses, other people dress in suits and ties, so its not like I'm overdressed.
Do you have time or money to go shopping before the wedding? Buy stuffs and returns it lol. I sympathize with your situation (I hate dressing up myself) I usually go with a suit and tie and rock biker sunglasses, other people dress in suits and ties, so its not like I'm overdressed.
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #228,894
@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Yeah, it's a stark contrast to being shirtless and wearing a skullcap isnt it
Yeah, it's a stark contrast to being shirtless and wearing a skullcap isnt it
Triptych !LightPenis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 42 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #228,909
You look fine. If you iron the pants you'd be good. <3
mountainman !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,119
jump i love you! you're fat in like a ricky gervais way. just smile alot and you'll be fine!
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,129
@228,893 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
i have a suit for the wedding. this was the rehearsal dinner. i was told to dress smart casual ,but had no idea waht that meant so i went by wikipedia. i had to wear the sweater cause the pants didn't relaly fit and i needed something over the tuck-in shirt. this was the only sweater that worked. i bought i was going to wear, but iwas too big (well same size) so I did't bother with it. it looked ok when i tried it on. I switched colors and picked the wrong size maybe. i thought the first one was 2xl, but it must have been xl.
Now the wedding. last night wasnt so terrible, so until the reception i think ill be ok. I have no diea what im supposed to do during hte wedding. I cant remember shit and they ran through everything really fast.
i have a suit for the wedding. this was the rehearsal dinner. i was told to dress smart casual ,but had no idea waht that meant so i went by wikipedia. i had to wear the sweater cause the pants didn't relaly fit and i needed something over the tuck-in shirt. this was the only sweater that worked. i bought i was going to wear, but iwas too big (well same size) so I did't bother with it. it looked ok when i tried it on. I switched colors and picked the wrong size maybe. i thought the first one was 2xl, but it must have been xl.
Now the wedding. last night wasnt so terrible, so until the reception i think ill be ok. I have no diea what im supposed to do during hte wedding. I cant remember shit and they ran through everything really fast.
Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,132
a lazy fat bastard that doesnt iron his clothes
Anonymous T replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,136
You could also try looking at what fat celebrities wear. They don't come across as slobs or slovenly, so even if you just google image search some well known fat actors like zach galifankis (or whatever his name) and see what they are wearing.
Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,213
Keep working on that belly, Jump
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,237
You look exactly as I pictured you. You have a handsomeness and seem like you would be relatively charming. I'll need a voice sample to do a complete first impression, though.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,238
@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
I don't think he speaks. He looks so much like Silent Bob and I hope he finds a friend who looks like Jay.
I don't think he speaks. He looks so much like Silent Bob and I hope he finds a friend who looks like Jay.
hamfist !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,276
You look average. Pretty huggable.
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,363
@229,238 (B)
I'm being his beat man right now (well, he's thin and smokes weed).
So far, no problems. My anxiety is at an all-time low.
I'm being his beat man right now (well, he's thin and smokes weed).
So far, no problems. My anxiety is at an all-time low.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,365
@previous (sluggy)
You've got a good looking face. Buy a nice coat and a bunch of suits and wear suits everywhere.
Also you pretty much got smart casual down btw.
It's just a pity that jumper billows out so much. Did you wear it when you were bigger? That can stretch out the bottom of the clothes.
You've got a good looking face. Buy a nice coat and a bunch of suits and wear suits everywhere.
Also you pretty much got smart casual down btw.
It's just a pity that jumper billows out so much. Did you wear it when you were bigger? That can stretch out the bottom of the clothes.
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 48 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,386
Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,387
You're awesome :D
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,388
@229,365 (B)
I think I did that the last time I wore it. I was a lil bigger. I stretched it out constantly pulling it down for like 2 hours.
I think I did that the last time I wore it. I was a lil bigger. I stretched it out constantly pulling it down for like 2 hours.
Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,389
Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,390
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,392
Anonymous T replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #229,398
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #229,405
@229,386 (sluggy)
Holy shit, you look pretty fantastic in a suit, bro! Full homo. You might consider dressing more classy in everyday life, seems to fit you.
Holy shit, you look pretty fantastic in a suit, bro! Full homo. You might consider dressing more classy in everyday life, seems to fit you.
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #229,410
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #229,411
Are you a UK citizen?
Anonymous Z-2 replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #229,418
What do you normally wear, OP?
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #229,598
Now im alone. I was finding my friends mom who tried to drive home drunk. She escaped after I got her a room, but then she fell asleep in her car. I found her, lucjciky and got her to go take the bed.
Now I'm alone, as in forever. I've missed the last train.
Such is life
@previous (Z-2)
Shorts, pajama pants, tshirts, scrubs. I hate buying clothes and I don't go out.
Now I'm alone, as in forever. I've missed the last train.
Such is life
@previous (Z-2)
Shorts, pajama pants, tshirts, scrubs. I hate buying clothes and I don't go out.
sluggy (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #229,604
Things might be expected tonight. I
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #229,605
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #229,606
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #229,674
Well, not. I passed up sex with a chunky Asian chick, cause u though I might have a chance with someone way too hot for me. Haha. Nope.
Anonymous Z-2 replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #229,689
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #229,690
@previous (Z-2)
Thought I could do better. I flew too close to the sun. Both were too good for me. I was a fool.
Thought I could do better. I flew too close to the sun. Both were too good for me. I was a fool.
Anonymous R replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #229,691
@previous (sluggy)
Well if you could have then there's no reason to think you won't have similar opportunities in the future. But i guess there's a negative way to look at everything
Well if you could have then there's no reason to think you won't have similar opportunities in the future. But i guess there's a negative way to look at everything
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #229,692
@229,674 (sluggy)
@229,690 (sluggy)
You survived. Learn from this experience. Don't wait this long to try again in the future. I expect great things from you my friend!
@229,690 (sluggy)
You survived. Learn from this experience. Don't wait this long to try again in the future. I expect great things from you my friend!
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 replied with this 15 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #229,699
Honsetly, ur only problem is ur lack of self-confidence. You look decent enough, I'd say you could get any lady you wanted if you turned on that charm which you have lying dormant within you.
Anonymous T replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #229,786
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #229,821
@previous (T)
I'm kicking myself. I've got a thing for this other chick though.
I started in on the Asian when some dude started hitting on the one I was going after. She was the only reason I hAdnt tried to get home. So I stood around feeling pathetic and wanting to die, and then I saw the pandabear. She was pretty, friendly, and a little chunky which is rare for an Asian.
When we were leaving the bar, the other chick asked if I was going back with them, which I totally misread.
She went right to bed when we got there. I should've known, but man she is hot as fuck. She was willing a few years back, but I couldn't close. She wanted to go on a date, but I fucked up with my shitty social awkwardness many, many, many times.
She's completely my type though, but I've been so intimidated by her since she lost weight (not a lot, but enough to go from pretty, to unbelievable hot. Shes cool too, but shy. Which sucks for me).
I couldve and should've made a pass at the Asian. It would've put me in a better position for this other chick (chicks want guys who are getting some), and I wouldve really enjoyed touching a woman.
Oh well, fuck it. I'll lose weight and get the hot chick.
I'm kicking myself. I've got a thing for this other chick though.
I started in on the Asian when some dude started hitting on the one I was going after. She was the only reason I hAdnt tried to get home. So I stood around feeling pathetic and wanting to die, and then I saw the pandabear. She was pretty, friendly, and a little chunky which is rare for an Asian.
When we were leaving the bar, the other chick asked if I was going back with them, which I totally misread.
She went right to bed when we got there. I should've known, but man she is hot as fuck. She was willing a few years back, but I couldn't close. She wanted to go on a date, but I fucked up with my shitty social awkwardness many, many, many times.
She's completely my type though, but I've been so intimidated by her since she lost weight (not a lot, but enough to go from pretty, to unbelievable hot. Shes cool too, but shy. Which sucks for me).
I couldve and should've made a pass at the Asian. It would've put me in a better position for this other chick (chicks want guys who are getting some), and I wouldve really enjoyed touching a woman.
Oh well, fuck it. I'll lose weight and get the hot chick.
