Anonymous A started this discussion 7 months ago#127,169
I probably can’t get away with saying this in real life. But with the recent protests in America, I don’t think we can win a war against China. And I’m not talking about anything political here. I just mean, have you heard the American accident? It is impossible to sound like a revolutionary and sound cool when you have an American accent. It just sounds so lame. Ideally, in order to sound provocative while protesting, you need a French accent or an Italian accent. Otherwise nobody will take you seriously. And this translated directly to the battlefield. You can’t be screaming at the PLA with a California girl accent, "HAY, YOU CHINESE COMMUNIST SOLDIERS! THIIIIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE!"
Imagine being Chinese and hearing that on the battlefield. You would laugh at this.
Now imagine it with a French African accent.
"Monsieur, I must inform you that thé people’s are speaking and you á must hear their voices! This is what the degahmocracy lōoks like! We say no to commünism!"
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 months ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#1,374,590
Now the second one, if I heard that in a French African accident, as a Chinese soldier, I’d kill myself. It’s not safe to surrender to such a revolutionary or I’m getting the guillotine!
> I probably can’t get away with saying this in real life. But with the recent protests in America, I don’t think we can win a war against China. And I’m not talking about anything political here. I just mean, have you heard the American accident? It is impossible to sound like a revolutionary and sound cool when you have an American accent. It just sounds so lame. Ideally, in order to sound provocative while protesting, you need a French accent or an Italian accent. Otherwise nobody will take you seriously. And this translated directly to the battlefield. You can’t be screaming at the PLA with a California girl accent, "HAY, YOU CHINESE COMMUNIST SOLDIERS! THIIIIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE!" > > Imagine being Chinese and hearing that on the battlefield. You would laugh at this. > > > Now imagine it with a French African accent. > > "Monsieur, I must inform you that thé people’s are speaking and you á must hear their voices! This is what the degahmocracy lōoks like! We say no to commünism!"
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,374,627
Idk I speak quebecois and the accent is rather different from France French (although likely more aligned with revolution-era French accents!). It was rather disconcerting when I had my first France-French coworkers, because they had the accents I wish every Francophone had, but I couldn't understand a fucking word they said because I learned Quebecois
Joual though? Can't understand that fucking potato-mouth bullshit either half the time