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Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later[^][v]#1,374,428
Hell yes!
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,374,451
That will fool them
You never reviewed it
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,374,459
Make sure you put your last name as your first name and your first name as your last. That way when the police come looking for "Smith John" or whatever you can truthfully say "that's not my name".
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 47 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,374,469
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I once got a fine for obstruction of justice for giving my new first name before it had been legally processed. Mind you, that was the name on my university ID, I'm the only person in the country with my last name, I'm a fucking leapyear baby, I gave my phone number and address, and as soon as they called to confirm my identity they got it. If I was lying about my identity, I would do it better than that. This was when hopping the metro with my ex, whose ID still placed in Ontario, and they were too lazy to bother with the paperwork to fine him. So they let him off scot-free whilst I got the metro-hopping fine and the obstruction of justice fine. About $600 total. Apparently I was "lucky" to not get a criminal charge for it. Cunts. They were hiding in a one-way-mirrored booth to catch people hopping the metro.
Very proportionate for skipping on a $3.25 metro ticket!
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,374,475
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Sounds like you lied to the police and stole revenue from the public transit authority. I would've had you summarily executed. You are lucky you only had to pay $600.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,374,499
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU) and i'll keep doing it
I got a fucking jaywalking ticket the other week! Jaywalking! $58! "Pedestrian safety operation!" motherfuckers!
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,374,501
PM me if the FSB give you any aggro, I'll see what I can do.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 week ago, 26 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,374,505
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Mate, that is properly decent of you. Using your connections just to give your friend something nice. You're a decent bloke.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,374,507
@1,374,499 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You are a walking criminal enterprise. What heinous act will you be committing next?
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,374,821
> This time i didnt put my real name onto the delivery form.
What happened last time? Did you never get it?
I'm not in the UK so things may work differently there but the generally agreed upon thing to do is always to use your real name for mail deliveries. Think about it, what's more suspicious, a package arriving with your name to your home, where you frequently get mail and packages with that name? Or a package with a completely different name to all the mail that normally comes to your house? The idea when shipping illegal goods is to draw as little attention to the package as possible.