Topic: The history of Australia

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 months ago #127,101

Basically: originally there were some aboriginal people living there. Then later, some British blokes were miserable in Britain with the foggy conditions and smog living under the oppressive monarch, so they got on a boat, sailed to the furthest point away on the planet they could possibly find. When they got there, they discovered a mostly desert island continent infested with giant spiders. So naturally they thought, "Hey this place sucks, wouldn’t this be a great place to dump all our criminals?" Then later those criminals formed a democratic society and killed off the native population and made peace with the spiders and lived happily ever after in their tarantula infested den.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,373,855

Now we need a new island to dump all our criminals.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,856

@previous (B)
There’s nothing wrong with the old island. Australia is still there.

Anonymous C double-posted this 7 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,857

If anything it’s probably more humane than executing them if you think about it.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,866

@previous (C)

> If anything it’s probably more humane than executing them if you think about it.

At times. Read The Distant Shore. The early waves were dumped on the beach without provisions or supplies so it was slow starvation in the wilderness.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,370

It was a penal colony.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,373

Croikey mate... Tossed a shrimp on the barbie. Strewth!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 months ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,390

@1,374,370 (E)
Penile colony

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