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> I love the smell of my farts, but everyone else thinks they stink.
I love to offend people. If my farts smelled as bad as yours I would be cutting them in every public place around people that I could. What type of diet do you keep to get them to stink like that?
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I hold them in if I’m in select company. Last night I was at a restaurant and saw a table of loud, drunk, and ugly middle aged women. I spared my date and crop dusted the fuck out of their table on the way to the bathroom. My farts also have a time delay aroma so I wasn’t implicated.