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Topic: I have Reverse Fart Dysphoria (RFD)

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 days ago #127,099

I love the smell of my farts, but everyone else thinks they stink.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,373,850

Elevators and cars my friend. Even cavemen figured this out with caves to uncork that bouquet.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,853

@OP

> I love the smell of my farts, but everyone else thinks they stink.

I love to offend people. If my farts smelled as bad as yours I would be cutting them in every public place around people that I could. What type of diet do you keep to get them to stink like that?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,860

I hold them in if I’m in select company. Last night I was at a restaurant and saw a table of loud, drunk, and ugly middle aged women. I spared my date and crop dusted the fuck out of their table on the way to the bathroom. My farts also have a time delay aroma so I wasn’t implicated.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 day ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,007

Passing gas is a good way to break Wudu.
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