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Topic: Having a cheeky Nandos

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 1 week ago #127,093

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 42 minutes later[^] [v] #1,373,823

Why is that old man looking at you with fuck me eyes?

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,825

@previous (B)

> Why is that old man looking at you with fuck me eyes?

The answer's in the question.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,830

What is so "cheeky" about bland, shitty chicken?

Anonymous B replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,831

@previous (D)
I’m not British so I don’t know what a Nando is. I assumed it was just a goofy British word they use to tell everyone how British they are. But apparently it is bland chicken?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 7 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,833

@1,373,830 (D)
Its nice chicken

Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,835

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Nice by British food standards, maybe. Bland and overcooked by most others.

Anonymous D double-posted this 1 week ago, 21 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,836

@1,373,833 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
But that's not the point. What is "cheeky" about it?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,837

@1,373,833 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
http://ordernandostacoshop.com
Taco Shop.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,862

Sounds like OP Nigel is going to be bum fooked by Lord Graypubes.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,864

Still, not a single Brit can tell me why Nando's is "cheeky".

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 12 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,016

@previous (D)
Because its a bit rude, a bit spontaneous and a bit spicy

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,017

@1,373,864 (D)

> Still, not a single Brit can tell me why Nando's is "cheeky".

Lies: https://minichan.net/topic/125549#reply_1360001

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,020

@1,373,835 (D)

South Africans make good chicken.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,099

@1,373,864 (D)
What a weird schtick, considering that your question has already been answered in a previous topic as cited by tteh. What's your problem with Nando's? Or is your problem with the term cheeky? Or the combination of cheeky with Nando's? Do you just have some weird superiority complex because you consider this specific (fairly) fast-food chain below your standards? Or do you have memory problems and don't recall the previous topics asking this question? If it's the latter, you should see a doctor.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,100

@1,374,020 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
They do, but not at Nando's.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,167

@previous (D)

Why is that?

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,195

@1,373,864 (D)
@1,374,017 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
wtf he's lying! He's trying to pretend he doesn't understand something when it's been explained before and isn't even that complicated!

@OP
I went to a Nandos once. It was okay. The chicken was nice. I think I had some cider. Perhaps I will go again.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 1 week ago, 26 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,196

@1,374,100 (D)
Why have you lied about not understanding cheekiness? I am in a rage about this!

Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,206

@1,374,167 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Because Nando's is marketing to British people, whose food tends to be bland and flavorless.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,213

@previous (D)

That's an untrue stereotype espoused by someone who has never been there, but regardless, Nandos is South African.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,220

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I ahvbe been to South Africa and the UK many times. Yes, foreign chains have to change their recipes to suit the local market.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,229

@previous (D)
no you haven't

do you forget you shared your daily life here for 15 years

and tinychan for years before that

and whatever other dumb sites for years before that?

you can't suddenly claim to have been gallivanting across England and Africa when we can document your every day on this board lmfao

Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,230

@previous (K)
Yes I have, and I have not "shared my frailty life for 15 years". That's silly. I have traveled the world.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,239

@1,374,206 (D)

> Because Nando's is marketing to British people, whose food tends to be bland and flavorless.

How dare you? Boiled beef, “spotted dick,” and pig offal meatballs (AKA faggots) are highlights of British cuisine.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,328

@1,373,830 (D)
the price

Anon Z replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,359

@1,374,230 (D)

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,362

@1,374,220 (D)

You absolutely have not

And in fact there was a south African in the other thread who has attested that the recipe is exactly the same in both countries.

(Edited 39 seconds later.)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,388

@1,374,359 (Anon Z)
Lol someone still has that, amazing

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 12 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,532

@1,374,362 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
The recipe is the same but because food is so over-processed and the chicken is always dry and overcooked in the UK, it's disgusting compared to how the South Africans make it.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 17 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,534

@1,374,362 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I absolutely have.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 45 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,539

@previous (D)
Uh huh, sure buddy. You're quite the world citizen! It's truly amazing how you've managed to travel so extensively while basically posting a narrative of your daily life which essentially testified to the opposite

Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 20 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,541

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I have traveled much of my life. Sorry you can't fathom that.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,543

@previous (D)
...i've spent my entire life between the UK and Canada, besides stints living in the US and India, travelling across the UK and Canada, visiting various parts of the US, and going to France, Portugal, Spain, Italy, the Canary Islands, and Tanzania. I wouldn't say I can't fathom travelling. I can't fathom you travelling much of your life because you've spent the past few decades posting your life online obsessively and your posts make it very clear that you were not travelling.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 25 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,546

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Things have changed since you were last in the UK as a 12 year old boy.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,550

@previous (O)
I don't think she was a 12-year-old boy when she visited me a year ago in England. 🤔

Also what does the UK having changed have to do with anything being discussed?

(Edited 6 minutes later.)

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,551

@1,374,532 (N)
> The recipe is the same but because food is so over-processed and the chicken is always dry and overcooked in the UK, it's disgusting compared to how the South Africans make it.
I've only spoken to a few South Africans here about UK Nando's, but I don't remember any complaints about it. It's only ever been "finally some good food" or similar jokes. OTOH I'm also not a Nando's fan so I'm not going to defend it to the death or anything.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 39 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,567

@1,374,543 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Sorry, but you are wrong. I have traveled extensively. But please, keep arguing and thinking about it.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,594

@1,374,546 (O)
Please see
@1,374,550 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

> I don't think she was a 12-year-old boy when she visited me a year ago in England. 🤔
>
> Also what does the UK having changed have to do with anything being discussed?

Also
@1,374,550 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I miss you, buttface
I'll go over christmas this year, if not earlier :)

@previous (D)
Oh dear, how self-absorbed are you? Do you truly think that I or anyone else has dedicated a moment of thought to you when not actively browsing or posting on this board? I certainly hope not, because if so you'd be outrageously incorrect. I wonder how much time you spent jerking off to my imagined underaged nudes. It's definitely a non-zero amount of time, considering how hard you tried to talk me into showing you "open leg vulva" at 15 (and who the fuck uses that phrasing? Have you ever interacted with a flesh and blood woman?)

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 11 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,603

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
How many replies in this thread alone have been you talking about me and my life?

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 43 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,604

@previous (D)
У меня диарея

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 12 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,609

@1,374,603 (D)
How long do you think it takes to write a shitpost? I type at 90-100 wpm. I check the board (along with my other online doomscrolls) when waiting for stuff to happen irl. I don't spend any time thinking about you outside of when i'm actively reading and replying to you. You seem to cling awfully hard to this idea that people are obsessed with you. I get the sense that you rely on this conception to bolster your self-esteem because you have no irl friends or relationships.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 32 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,619

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Prove it by just stopping right now. Just stop talking to me or about me.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 10 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,682

@previous (D)
You fucking weenie

Anon Z replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,730

@1,374,619 (D)
<---- Not your finest hour, dude.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,732

@previous (Anon Z)
I feel like we should execute guys who post cringe like that on the internet via firing squad.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,755

@1,374,594 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> I'll go over christmas this year, if not earlier :)
You better! 🔫
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