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Anonymous B replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,373,831
@previous (D)
I’m not British so I don’t know what a Nando is. I assumed it was just a goofy British word they use to tell everyone how British they are. But apparently it is bland chicken?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,374,099
@1,373,864 (D)
What a weird schtick, considering that your question has already been answered in a previous topic as cited by tteh. What's your problem with Nando's? Or is your problem with the term cheeky? Or the combination of cheeky with Nando's? Do you just have some weird superiority complex because you consider this specific (fairly) fast-food chain below your standards? Or do you have memory problems and don't recall the previous topics asking this question? If it's the latter, you should see a doctor.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,374,195
@1,373,864 (D) @1,374,017 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
wtf he's lying! He's trying to pretend he doesn't understand something when it's been explained before and isn't even that complicated!
@OP
I went to a Nandos once. It was okay. The chicken was nice. I think I had some cider. Perhaps I will go again.
Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#1,374,220
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I ahvbe been to South Africa and the UK many times. Yes, foreign chains have to change their recipes to suit the local market.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 12 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,374,532
@1,374,362 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
The recipe is the same but because food is so over-processed and the chicken is always dry and overcooked in the UK, it's disgusting compared to how the South Africans make it.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 45 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,374,539
@previous (D)
Uh huh, sure buddy. You're quite the world citizen! It's truly amazing how you've managed to travel so extensively while basically posting a narrative of your daily life which essentially testified to the opposite
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,374,543
@previous (D)
...i've spent my entire life between the UK and Canada, besides stints living in the US and India, travelling across the UK and Canada, visiting various parts of the US, and going to France, Portugal, Spain, Italy, the Canary Islands, and Tanzania. I wouldn't say I can't fathom travelling. I can't fathom you travelling much of your life because you've spent the past few decades posting your life online obsessively and your posts make it very clear that you were not travelling.
tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,374,551
@1,374,532 (N) > The recipe is the same but because food is so over-processed and the chicken is always dry and overcooked in the UK, it's disgusting compared to how the South Africans make it.
I've only spoken to a few South Africans here about UK Nando's, but I don't remember any complaints about it. It's only ever been "finally some good food" or similar jokes. OTOH I'm also not a Nando's fan so I'm not going to defend it to the death or anything.
> I don't think she was a 12-year-old boy when she visited me a year ago in England. 🤔 > > Also what does the UK having changed have to do with anything being discussed?
Also @1,374,550 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I miss you, buttface
I'll go over christmas this year, if not earlier :)
@previous (D)
Oh dear, how self-absorbed are you? Do you truly think that I or anyone else has dedicated a moment of thought to you when not actively browsing or posting on this board? I certainly hope not, because if so you'd be outrageously incorrect. I wonder how much time you spent jerking off to my imagined underaged nudes. It's definitely a non-zero amount of time, considering how hard you tried to talk me into showing you "open leg vulva" at 15 (and who the fuck uses that phrasing? Have you ever interacted with a flesh and blood woman?)
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 12 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,374,609
@1,374,603 (D)
How long do you think it takes to write a shitpost? I type at 90-100 wpm. I check the board (along with my other online doomscrolls) when waiting for stuff to happen irl. I don't spend any time thinking about you outside of when i'm actively reading and replying to you. You seem to cling awfully hard to this idea that people are obsessed with you. I get the sense that you rely on this conception to bolster your self-esteem because you have no irl friends or relationships.