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Topic: Appeasing racists

SakawaBoyGenius started this discussion 1 week ago #127,024

Racists are unhappy because I am a black man. I would like to apologize for being a black man. Today is the last day I will ever be black. I have decided to change my ways and stop being a black man. From now on, I am a Vietnamese woman. I am sorry to all the brave strong white men I have terrified and upset by choosing to be a black man.

Erik !l8w9M8R/eY joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 43 seconds later[^] [v] #1,373,125

If you're "black", upload a photo of your arm with a note saying Minichan

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,126

@previous (Erik !l8w9M8R/eY)
Black just means African. We come in more than one shade.

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,127

There are people who aren’t African who have darker skin than me. So that’s a pretty dumb method of racial identification ngl.

Erik !l8w9M8R/eY replied with this 1 week ago, 46 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,128

@1,373,126 (SakawaBoyGenius)
@previous (SakawaBoyGenius)
So you aren't black. Thanks that's all.

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 55 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,129

@previous (Erik !l8w9M8R/eY)
Whether someone’s black or not black is arbitrary. I’m black because whites in the United States consider me to be black. In South Africa, I wouldn’t be considered black. But I choose to call myself black because it pisses you off and you deserve to be pissed off because you’re evil.

Erik !l8w9M8R/eY replied with this 1 week ago, 59 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,130

@previous (SakawaBoyGenius)
I don't think anyone thinks you're black. You're a troll LARPing as various races online. Sad really.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 35 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,131

@previous (Erik !l8w9M8R/eY)
Yeah because nobody is more than one race.

Erik !l8w9M8R/eY replied with this 1 week ago, 6 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,132

@previous (SakawaBoyGenius)
You know how I can tell you aren't black? You type full sentences and use punctuation.

(Edited 6 seconds later.)

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,133

@previous (Erik !l8w9M8R/eY)
No wonder you didn’t graduate.

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,134

If you’re implying that all black people have low IQs though, that’s genetically and statistically impossible.

(Edited 46 seconds later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 22 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,135

@1,373,126 (SakawaBoyGenius)
Black doesn't just mean African

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,138

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Sorta like white doesn’t just mean European. That’s why the Japanese are considered Caucasian!

Oh wait… no… no that’s not how it works.

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) double-posted this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,139

Obviously Hitler called the Japanese "honorary Aryans" but Hitler was just trying to copy our swag because he was corny. The Polish were considered honorary blacks in Haitian WAY before Hitler became a weeb. That’s probably why he died. He just wanted to be like the cool kids. But nah, he was corny so he killed himself.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,140

@1,373,138 (SakawaBoyGenius)
Black doesnt mean African

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,141

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
My ancestors were south of the Sahara desert if that’s what you’re getting at. Not that I particularly care whether an African is from north or south of some damn sand.

Erik !l8w9M8R/eY replied with this 1 week ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,142

@1,373,133 (SakawaBoyGenius)
I earn £150k a year and live in London and you're stuck in Detroit. Don't care 😂🫵🏻

(Edited 55 seconds later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,143

@1,373,141 (SakawaBoyGenius)
I've made no comment about you or your family

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,145

@1,373,142 (Erik !l8w9M8R/eY)
I don’t live in Detroit. I’m also not "stuck" anywhere. I’m still in college.

Erik !l8w9M8R/eY replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,146

@previous (SakawaBoyGenius)
Chicago then. Black people in America live in one of two places.

Erik !l8w9M8R/eY double-posted this 1 week ago, 14 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,147

@1,373,145 (SakawaBoyGenius)
What are you studying?

SakawaBoyGenius replied with this 1 week ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,148

@previous (Erik !l8w9M8R/eY)
CS

SakawaBoyGenius double-posted this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,149

…probably could have guessed that from some of the posts I’ve made.

Erik !l8w9M8R/eY replied with this 1 week ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,150

@1,373,148 (SakawaBoyGenius)
Do you worry about AI replacing IT jobs?

SakawaBoyGenius replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,151

@previous (Erik !l8w9M8R/eY)
My university has undergraduate courses in machine learning.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,205

@1,373,140 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
What a dumb comment

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,209

imagine how retarded one has to be to willingly niggerpost.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,214

@1,373,129 (SakawaBoyGenius)
> In South Africa, I wouldn’t be considered black.
Cape Malay aka "coloured" or Indians are just as racist against blacks over there, if not more.

> But I choose to call myself black because it pisses you off and you deserve to be pissed off because you’re evil.
No, it's because you are just as much white as you are black, and neither race fully accepts you - THAT pisses YOU off. lol

POTATO NIGGER replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,223

@previous (G)
> AND NEITHER RACE FULLY ACCEPTS YOU - THAT PISSES YOU OFF. LOL

TO BE FAIR, RACE-MIXING IS REALLY FUCKING GROSS, AND MYSTERY MEAT TENDS TO HAVE THE WORST FEATURES OF ALL COMPONENT RACES.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 week ago, 4 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,242

@1,373,205 (E)
Zing

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,245

@1,373,214 (G)
I’ve been mistaken for an Indian by Indians before. It’s kinda hard for Indians to be racist against me when we look the same.

SakawaBoyGenius double-posted this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,247

@1,373,214 (G)

> No, it's because you are just as much white as you are black, and neither race fully accepts you - THAT pisses YOU off. lol

The majority of white people in the world aren’t racist. Don’t get me wrong, I hate the ones who are, but losers on the internet totally aren’t representative of the real world.

SakawaBoyGenius triple-posted this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,249

@1,373,245 (SakawaBoyGenius)
But actually though, I don’t get how white people don’t understand this. White racists hate all black and brown people. But if I’m a brown dude, brown dudes are never racist against me. It doesn’t matter if they’re Arab or Indian or Pakistani or whatever. It’s literally never happened before. Especially since those societies tend to be pretty patriarchal, I’m a dude, and I’m brown, so what do they have to complain about? Usually the main difference is my religion, but 9 times out of 10 they’re just happy that I’m not an atheist.
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