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Topic: The mayor of every major city in this country is Muslim.

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 week ago #127,020

Why have a monarchy when the monarch won't take "defender of the faith" seriously?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,373,010

What country

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,013

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Amen brother, I ask myself that every day. It's certainly not the one I grew up in.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 52 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,014

@previous (A)

Are you an immigrant?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,016

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Do you immerse your wang in porridge?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 31 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,020

@previous (C)

Wouldn't be much of an oatmeal fucker if I didn't, would I?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,026

This sounds like a highly improbable statistic, but I don’t see what’s wrong with this per se. 😏

Gaz from Lewisham joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 35 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,028

Next thing those cunts will try to bring in Sahara Law. If they do, I swear I'll do time.

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,057

As a Catholic, I don’t feel sorry for the British. Protestantism isn’t a real religion. There is only one church founded by Jesus Christ, everything else is fake. That’s why the British are less than half Christian. Protestants lose their faith the minute their cat dies.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,090

@previous (SakawaBoyGenius)

> As a Catholic, I don’t feel sorry for the British. Protestantism isn’t a real religion. There is only one church founded by Jesus Christ, everything else is fake. That’s why the British are less than half Christian. Protestants lose their faith the minute their cat dies.

The one true faith is run by a cabal of bishops in dresses and yarmulkes who protect pedos, hide their dodgy bank, and promote brilliant policies like opposing birth control. How much of my income can I tithe to perpetuate this latest iteration of Bronze Age Judaism-inspired superstitious nonsense?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,122

@previous (G)
If you think the Catholic Church is bad for protecting pedos and hiding money, wait until you find out what Google, Apple, and Microsoft are doing.

https://youtu.be/LNAwUxZ5nfw

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,226

i reckon its about time for a new crusade.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,401

@1,373,057 (SakawaBoyGenius)
Muslims essentially believe the same god damn stories you do. Just within a different perspective. Grow up and read a history book.

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,402

@previous (D)
Islam - Muhammad = Christianity

Christianity - Jesus = Judaism

God-level math.

SakawaBoyGenius double-posted this 1 week ago, 48 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,403

Honestly I don’t hate Muslims really. I’m okay with Protestants. I’m just being bitchy because the British are cunts.

SakawaBoyGenius triple-posted this 1 week ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,404

Honestly I’m also okay with Jews… and Buddhists.

SakawaBoyGenius quadruple-posted this 1 week ago, 20 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,405

I know some good atheists.

SakawaBoyGenius quintuple-posted this 1 week ago, 39 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,406

Really the only religions I’m against would be Scientology and Mormonism.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,676

Wnat cuntry is this?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,705

@1,373,402 (SakawaBoyGenius)
Think of it like a series of movies. The Torah is the first one and the New Testament is the sequel. Then the Qu'ran comes out and it retcons the last one like it never happened. There's still Jesus, but he's not the main character anymore and the Messiah hasn't shown up yet.

Jews like the first movie but ignored the sequels, Christians think you need to watch the first two, but the third movie doesn't count, Muslims think the third one was the best and Mormons liked the second one so much they started writing fanfiction that doesn't fit ANY of the series canon.
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