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SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,373,057
As a Catholic, I don’t feel sorry for the British. Protestantism isn’t a real religion. There is only one church founded by Jesus Christ, everything else is fake. That’s why the British are less than half Christian. Protestants lose their faith the minute their cat dies.
> As a Catholic, I don’t feel sorry for the British. Protestantism isn’t a real religion. There is only one church founded by Jesus Christ, everything else is fake. That’s why the British are less than half Christian. Protestants lose their faith the minute their cat dies.
The one true faith is run by a cabal of bishops in dresses and yarmulkes who protect pedos, hide their dodgy bank, and promote brilliant policies like opposing birth control. How much of my income can I tithe to perpetuate this latest iteration of Bronze Age Judaism-inspired superstitious nonsense?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,373,122
@previous (G)
If you think the Catholic Church is bad for protecting pedos and hiding money, wait until you find out what Google, Apple, and Microsoft are doing.
Anonymous D replied with this 1 week ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,373,401
@1,373,057 (SakawaBoyGenius)
Muslims essentially believe the same god damn stories you do. Just within a different perspective. Grow up and read a history book.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#1,373,705
@1,373,402 (SakawaBoyGenius)
Think of it like a series of movies. The Torah is the first one and the New Testament is the sequel. Then the Qu'ran comes out and it retcons the last one like it never happened. There's still Jesus, but he's not the main character anymore and the Messiah hasn't shown up yet.
Jews like the first movie but ignored the sequels, Christians think you need to watch the first two, but the third movie doesn't count, Muslims think the third one was the best and Mormons liked the second one so much they started writing fanfiction that doesn't fit ANY of the series canon.