Topic: Guy arrested for fapping into yogurt and distributing it in samples at a grocery store I frequent
RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw started this discussion 15 years ago #12,695
http://www.krqe.com/dpp/news/apd:-semen-found-in-store-yogurt-sample
Sup MC, long time no see.
So I just saw this on the news, and thought I'd share it with you. This shit happened at the grocery store I go to no less than 3 times a week.
Glad I've never taken any yogurt samples at this store.
> The woman who filed the complaint said two employees at Sunflower were pointing at her when she was shopping with her daughter last week, according a police report. She said soon after, Garcia approached her in the cereal aisle offering up a Greek yogurt sample. The woman tried the yogurt, spit it out, and called police. She told police it was "gross" and "tasted like semen." Police collected and tested the sample the woman spit out.
Sup MC, long time no see.
So I just saw this on the news, and thought I'd share it with you. This shit happened at the grocery store I go to no less than 3 times a week.
Glad I've never taken any yogurt samples at this store.
> The woman who filed the complaint said two employees at Sunflower were pointing at her when she was shopping with her daughter last week, according a police report. She said soon after, Garcia approached her in the cereal aisle offering up a Greek yogurt sample. The woman tried the yogurt, spit it out, and called police. She told police it was "gross" and "tasted like semen." Police collected and tested the sample the woman spit out.
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #228,331
100% of all people thought about the woman recognizing the taste of semen ♥_♥
RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,333
sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,337
People say they want organic food until they get some
RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,340
@previous (sluggy)lolyeah
Apparently this happened back in February and I missed it, but new developments and a DNA match have given investigators enough to build a federal food tampering case against the guy.
Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you Anthony Garcia, the yogurt stroker.
marvin !H0G.H/BnJg joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,341
RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,342
@previous (marvin !H0G.H/BnJg)
Apparently he's also a pedo
> Garcia was arrested in late January, the night this all started, for not showing up to court on child molestation charges.
Sounds like a pretty cool guy.
> He no longer works at Sunflower Market.
Christ I should hope so.
Apparently he's also a pedo
> Garcia was arrested in late January, the night this all started, for not showing up to court on child molestation charges.
Sounds like a pretty cool guy.
> He no longer works at Sunflower Market.
Christ I should hope so.
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vocalimjworks+ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,343
RiverMutt !Mex505FZAw (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #228,345
@previous (vocalimjworks+)
Mostly just slammed with work and doing lots of shit IRL. That and spending most of my computer time playing teh vidya. Definitely thought this news was worth making a thread about, though.
Mostly just slammed with work and doing lots of shit IRL. That and spending most of my computer time playing teh vidya. Definitely thought this news was worth making a thread about, though.