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Topic: I wrote a new rap song – what do you think?
epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg started this discussion 2 weeks ago#126,942
I’m Matt Jr. and I’d like to say,
I keep it old school in a modern-day way!
With a boombox loud and a flat top fly,
I moonwalk through life with a gleam in my eye.
Rockin’ neon kicks and a windbreaker too,
While your mixtape flops, mine breaks right through.
I’ve got jokes like Pryor, moves like Mike,
And my BMX bike’s got them pegs just right.
Matt Jr.! Uh-huh, I’m bringin’ that heat,
From the playground court to your grandma’s street.
I’m the king of cool in the hallway jam,
You better recognize the Junior—yes ma’am!
I’m the lunchtime legend, the dance floor chief,
Got more style in my socks than your whole motif.
I talk fast, rap faster, got brains and flair,
You blink once—boom!—I’m no longer there.
Used to play Duck Hunt but now I hunt rhymes,
Stacking bars on bars like Reagan-era dimes.
A cassette in my Walkman, snapback flipped,
I battle weak MCs and leave ‘em script-stripped.