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Who's the fag now? *comes in man's mouth and colon*
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1 Pēdīcābō ego vōs et irrumābō, I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
2 Aurēlī pathice et cinaede Fūrī, bottom Aurelius and catamite Furius,
3 quī mē ex versiculīs meīs putāstis, you who think, because my poems
4 quod sunt molliculī, parum pudīcum. are sensitive, that I have no shame.
5 Nam castum esse decet pium poētam For it's proper for a devoted poet to be moral
6 ipsum, versiculōs nihil necesse est; himself, [but] in no way is it necessary for his poems.
7 quī tum dēnique habent salem ac lepōrem, In point of fact, these have wit and charm,
8 sī sint molliculī ac parum pudīcī if they are sensitive and a little shameless,
9 et quod prūriat incitāre possunt, and can arouse an itch,
10 nōn dīcō puerīs, sed hīs pilōsīs and I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
11 quī dūrōs nequeunt movēre lumbōs. who can't get it up.
12 Vōs, quod mīlia multa bāsiōrum Because you've read my countless kisses,
13 lēgistis male mē marem putātis? you think less of me as a man?
14 Pēdīcābō ego vōs et irrumābō. I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.