Topic: Polynesians and the ukulele
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #126,795
Why did the world's largest people choose the world's tiniest instrument?
boof joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 21 minutes later[^] [v] #1,371,728
you try lugging a tuba in those fuckin boats
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,751
@OPenis
They didn't become morbidly obese as a society until westerners introduced the ukulele to their culture. Coincidence?
They didn't become morbidly obese as a society until westerners introduced the ukulele to their culture. Coincidence?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 7 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,797
Meta joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 7 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,823
Milkies came out my Caucasian nippies today
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,824
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,074
I'll vent here becuase it doesn't go well when I do it IRL: ukuleles were as tiring as the 3-chord acoustic guitar community college guys were. There were multiple instances of people busting one out at work and I couldn't dodge feigning interest because I already walked into the break area or smoke shack and it was too late. "Ooo, how long have you been playing? Great great. It's so small! Probably easy to carry around, yeah? You know a few songs it sounds like. No no, that's alright, a few bars of chords is almost there, you're getting pretty good at that. No, I don't mind if you play while I'm trying to avoid work and my coworkers because this place is draining my soul, go for it bud."