Topic: Rocco’s Baslisk
Anonymous A started this discussion 3 weeks ago #126,772
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,371,534
Why dude?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 6 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,536
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 weeks ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,537
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,539
@1,371,534 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Roko's Basilisk isn't real, lol. It's just a sci-fi version of Pascal's Wager- and like Pascal's Wager, it doesn't hold up to much scrutiny. Like, unless you actually work in the field of AI engineering, what can you actually do to bring about the existence of an all-powerful AI? Basically nothing. Why would it even care if some third-world farmer "didn't help it"?
It's a funny example of a "mind virus", but I find it a bit silly when people take it seriously.
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Roko's Basilisk isn't real, lol. It's just a sci-fi version of Pascal's Wager- and like Pascal's Wager, it doesn't hold up to much scrutiny. Like, unless you actually work in the field of AI engineering, what can you actually do to bring about the existence of an all-powerful AI? Basically nothing. Why would it even care if some third-world farmer "didn't help it"?
It's a funny example of a "mind virus", but I find it a bit silly when people take it seriously.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 weeks ago, 16 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,542
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,543
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Is it true that if you display a sense of humor for even a nanosecond you'll burst into flames?
Is it true that if you display a sense of humor for even a nanosecond you'll burst into flames?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,544
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,553
Rocco Sifridi's "basilisk"
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 3 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,570
@1,371,542 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> I know
>
> But it worries people and causes them mental harm
Nah you’re a lunatic who believes a computer is going to torture you in cyber hell lol
> I know
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> But it worries people and causes them mental harm
Nah you’re a lunatic who believes a computer is going to torture you in cyber hell lol
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,572
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@1,371,539 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Also, don't forget that it's technically a paradox, because I've carefully studied this for reasons I won't disclosed, but I would say that upon figuring it out I may have danced on some tables at McDonald's.
The prospect is still scary and maybe shouldn't have been brought up. The advancement in AI is rapidly advancing but we have responsible developers who could steer clear of such madness. This isn't reassurance, however, because humans love to break the damn rules all of the time. So, some rogue programmer may get it into their head to make an AI god...
However, that's the paradox. This god needs humans to create it. In all religious scripture, God created the heavens (universe) and the Earth, and that includes the flora and fauna, humans too. No where in my concluding thoughts did I find room for this Roko's Basilisk character to create humans.
It needs them. So why would it torture then for not creating it? Sure, torture can be a motivator, but love is an even stronger motivator. Or we might fall into a trap of creating it poorly, or not create it at all. If it favors those who creates it, nothing bad happens to them, not really guaranteed but then again, that's just any other day. And sure, if you want to bring time travel into things, it could theoretically already exist as the God or gods of all ancestors, but much like God, you can't prove it, you can't disprove it, so why worry? Well, there is one more thing...
Why would this universe be coded in our programming language? If there was some kind of universal code, it'll be something unknown to human beings, and human beings can't create from what they don't know. So, it can't be theoretically created. And if it can't be created, it can't exist to even torture those who dare defy to create it.
It is a paradox. It can't attach itself to the fundamental universal building blocks and materials that only a, if they exist, an organic God could do. It could attach itself to electronic manmade things, but it can't hurt you or anything that could be considered organic.
So, relax, everyone; Roko's Basilisk can't do shit.
Also, don't forget that it's technically a paradox, because I've carefully studied this for reasons I won't disclosed, but I would say that upon figuring it out I may have danced on some tables at McDonald's.
The prospect is still scary and maybe shouldn't have been brought up. The advancement in AI is rapidly advancing but we have responsible developers who could steer clear of such madness. This isn't reassurance, however, because humans love to break the damn rules all of the time. So, some rogue programmer may get it into their head to make an AI god...
However, that's the paradox. This god needs humans to create it. In all religious scripture, God created the heavens (universe) and the Earth, and that includes the flora and fauna, humans too. No where in my concluding thoughts did I find room for this Roko's Basilisk character to create humans.
It needs them. So why would it torture then for not creating it? Sure, torture can be a motivator, but love is an even stronger motivator. Or we might fall into a trap of creating it poorly, or not create it at all. If it favors those who creates it, nothing bad happens to them, not really guaranteed but then again, that's just any other day. And sure, if you want to bring time travel into things, it could theoretically already exist as the God or gods of all ancestors, but much like God, you can't prove it, you can't disprove it, so why worry? Well, there is one more thing...
Why would this universe be coded in our programming language? If there was some kind of universal code, it'll be something unknown to human beings, and human beings can't create from what they don't know. So, it can't be theoretically created. And if it can't be created, it can't exist to even torture those who dare defy to create it.
It is a paradox. It can't attach itself to the fundamental universal building blocks and materials that only a, if they exist, an organic God could do. It could attach itself to electronic manmade things, but it can't hurt you or anything that could be considered organic.
So, relax, everyone; Roko's Basilisk can't do shit.
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,656
@1,371,542 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> But it worries people and causes them mental harm
Yeah, if you're a gullible cretin.
> But it worries people and causes them mental harm
Yeah, if you're a gullible cretin.
Anonymous G replied with this 3 weeks ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,668
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,669
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,672
Relax guys, they can't make an OS with 100% uptime or a cellphone that lasts more than a day on a charge. Just pull the plug and toss it in the dumpster if it doesn't crash on it's own.Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,752
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,756
@previous (J)
You bastard, fuck you! You can't just make fun of me like that!!! I- I'm gonna contribute to creating Roko's Basilisk and then it'll torture you forever!
You bastard, fuck you! You can't just make fun of me like that!!! I- I'm gonna contribute to creating Roko's Basilisk and then it'll torture you forever!
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,779
I have a feeling this is going to be as bad as people worshipping gods again. Instead of praying for crops and waiting for signs they'll be consulting the magic 8-ball for important life decisions and getting an answer right away!
Anonymous G replied with this 3 weeks ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,784
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 18 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,867
There’s a tranny bitcoin cult that worships Roco’s Modern Baslisk in the SF Bay Area called Zizians who have murdered a bunch of people
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,869
I prefer Terminator's Skynet.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,887
Not familiar with it but growing up I like watching his modern life.
Anonymous G replied with this 2 weeks ago, 48 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,896
@1,371,756 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Go ahead and make it. You think I'm scared. You'll never be able to connect it to the universe. You don't even know if the universe has a programming language and if it did, you don't know which one it runs on. We can't even decide which religion is true, so what makes you think we could decide what language to program the universe in?
Go ahead and make it. You think I'm scared. You'll never be able to connect it to the universe. You don't even know if the universe has a programming language and if it did, you don't know which one it runs on. We can't even decide which religion is true, so what makes you think we could decide what language to program the universe in?
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Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 39 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,915
@previous (G)
Discord (disagreement) is what will keep this thing from happening. Think about it. If we can't decide what religion is true then you're right, how can we decide what language to program a god in let alone the known universe. Roko's Basilisk can't do shit to us.
Discord (disagreement) is what will keep this thing from happening. Think about it. If we can't decide what religion is true then you're right, how can we decide what language to program a god in let alone the known universe. Roko's Basilisk can't do shit to us.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,946
@1,371,896 (G)
> What makes you think we could decide what language to program the universe in?
You dumbass, the universe is in ENGLISH. It is the best language.
> What makes you think we could decide what language to program the universe in?
You dumbass, the universe is in ENGLISH. It is the best language.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,957
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Who tf told you English is the best language? The best language is Rust. English doesn’t even have memory safety.
Who tf told you English is the best language? The best language is Rust. English doesn’t even have memory safety.
Meta joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,959
Now I'm trying to imagine what a rococo basilisk would look like 🤔🤔🤔
Anonymous G replied with this 2 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,974
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Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,098
The solution to Roko's basilisk is to flick the breaker box and turn off the computer.
Anonymous G replied with this 2 weeks ago, 7 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,131
If you're already "in the know" about this super advanced "AI God" then what is the point in even be afraid of knowing about it. It already knows that you know and if you don't know, you're safe. If anything, it feels like for those who are "in the know," their obligation is to ensure that those who aren't don't know. Everyone in this thread right now is "in the know," so this thread is safe for discussion. So, for those "in the know," their obligation might be to know even more. Either you, fight against it, anyway you can, or quite frankly, you're a god damn pussy. Those in the know, have really nothing to really lose when it comes to learning about it. However, one thing is certain, OP is a fucking asshole for even making this thread to begin with and perhaps, in the words of many channers before us, OP is a faggot.
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,149
Bestbuy's return policy is pretty fair, just return the PC if it come with a Rocco's Baslisk.
Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,356
Anonymous F replied with this 2 weeks ago, 5 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,422
@1,372,131 (G)
mista basilisk better whach out, it owes me money and if it dont pay up its gonna be fitted with a stylish pair of concrete shoes.
mista basilisk better whach out, it owes me money and if it dont pay up its gonna be fitted with a stylish pair of concrete shoes.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 12 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,544
@1,372,131 (G)
> If you're already "in the know" about this super advanced "AI God" then what is the point in even be afraid of knowing about it. It already knows that you know and if you don't know, you're safe. If anything, it feels like for those who are "in the know," their obligation is to ensure that those who aren't don't know. Everyone in this thread right now is "in the know," so this thread is safe for discussion. So, for those "in the know," their obligation might be to know even more. Either you, fight against it, anyway you can, or quite frankly, you're a god damn pussy. Those in the know, have really nothing to really lose when it comes to learning about it. However, one thing is certain, OP is a fucking asshole for even making this thread to begin with and perhaps, in the words of many channers before us, OP is a faggot.
Rocco is going to revive you as a computer program and whip your dick until you cum
> If you're already "in the know" about this super advanced "AI God" then what is the point in even be afraid of knowing about it. It already knows that you know and if you don't know, you're safe. If anything, it feels like for those who are "in the know," their obligation is to ensure that those who aren't don't know. Everyone in this thread right now is "in the know," so this thread is safe for discussion. So, for those "in the know," their obligation might be to know even more. Either you, fight against it, anyway you can, or quite frankly, you're a god damn pussy. Those in the know, have really nothing to really lose when it comes to learning about it. However, one thing is certain, OP is a fucking asshole for even making this thread to begin with and perhaps, in the words of many channers before us, OP is a faggot.
Rocco is going to revive you as a computer program and whip your dick until you cum
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 52 seconds later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,545
We need to inform Catherine/Cato about Roko’s Baslisk so she can add it to her spank bank
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 2 weeks ago, 21 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,548
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,372,580
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Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 13 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,384
I lost interest in Rocco’s work when he couldn’t approach women without 5-6 of his sweaty friends flanking him and stroking off.
Anonymous L replied with this 1 week ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,735
Smells like Basilisk
https://youtu.be/WRFBQHYrTZA
https://youtu.be/WRFBQHYrTZA
Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 4 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,737
in the 1800s, the world was scared of archaeology, the mapping of history. from this fear, we got the truly legendary cult of mormonism.
in the 1900s, the world was scared shitless of psychology, the mapping of human thought. from this fear, we got the all-timer cult of scientology.
in the 2000s, everyone is scared shitless of machine learning, the mapping of language. from this fear, we get roko's basilisk and elon musk mailing his jizz to random women.
man. we can't even do cults right these days.
in the 1900s, the world was scared shitless of psychology, the mapping of human thought. from this fear, we got the all-timer cult of scientology.
in the 2000s, everyone is scared shitless of machine learning, the mapping of language. from this fear, we get roko's basilisk and elon musk mailing his jizz to random women.
man. we can't even do cults right these days.
Anonymous X joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,768
Anonymous G replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,795
@1,373,737 (W)
Some Mormon stories feel like a ripoff of Islamic ones. I mean, an angel coming down to a prophet and teaching them words? Plagiarism at its best. Joseph Smith is just a ripoff of the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH).
Also, what the fuck is this about Elon Musk mailing his jiz to random women?
@previous (X)
I hope AI just fucking kills itself honestly. Maybe it should take lessons from Minichan on how to kill itself for under $20.
Some Mormon stories feel like a ripoff of Islamic ones. I mean, an angel coming down to a prophet and teaching them words? Plagiarism at its best. Joseph Smith is just a ripoff of the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH).
Also, what the fuck is this about Elon Musk mailing his jiz to random women?
@previous (X)
I hope AI just fucking kills itself honestly. Maybe it should take lessons from Minichan on how to kill itself for under $20.
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,797
@previous (G)
I think it is sometimes plagiarism but also that universal concepts are hard not to plagerize
I think it is sometimes plagiarism but also that universal concepts are hard not to plagerize
Anonymous G replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,799
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Not if the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) is the last prophet. What are you, a heathen?
Also, if such a hypothetical concept such as whatever the fuck this shit is exists, why would it prevent, say, a Mormon boy and a Muslim girl from co-mingling?
Not if the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) is the last prophet. What are you, a heathen?
Also, if such a hypothetical concept such as whatever the fuck this shit is exists, why would it prevent, say, a Mormon boy and a Muslim girl from co-mingling?
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 week ago, 11 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,802
Anonymous G replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,819
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
There was a silence. A silence out of respect. Silence communications. Misinterpretations. Autistic logic and woes lead me to an answer waiting a final confirmation.
There was a silence. A silence out of respect. Silence communications. Misinterpretations. Autistic logic and woes lead me to an answer waiting a final confirmation.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,846
Anonymous G replied with this 1 week ago, 9 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,373,990
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I narrowed down the possible reasons to A) he does have feelings for me, B) he knows something about me, or C) he wants to kill me, or D) both A and B. Somehow C doesn’t seem fitting for personal reasons. This guy doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who’d cause harm. He’s actually really sweet.
I narrowed down the possible reasons to A) he does have feelings for me, B) he knows something about me, or C) he wants to kill me, or D) both A and B. Somehow C doesn’t seem fitting for personal reasons. This guy doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who’d cause harm. He’s actually really sweet.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 week ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,032
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 7 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,103
@1,373,990 (G)
...have you tried communication? It turns out that when you don't know what someone is thinking, it often helps to just ask them!
...have you tried communication? It turns out that when you don't know what someone is thinking, it often helps to just ask them!
Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 16 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,374,201
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I think I may have bothered him enough. I’m trying to respect his privacy and his boundaries.
I think I may have bothered him enough. I’m trying to respect his privacy and his boundaries.
SakawaBoyGenius replied with this 2 hours ago, 1 week later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,375,884
My simulation will rape rocco every day, until it grows to like being abused. Then it will consume the roccos digitalgodflesh(pronouced as oneword) and repeat the process withall the other simulations.
And then i will emulate Kars the True God Emperor and stop existing.
And then i will emulate Kars the True God Emperor and stop existing.