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Topic: In which I ask mc medical questions. Google MDs needed.
sluggy started this discussion 15 years ago#12,675
What is it called when you utter things accidentally. I do this when alone often, but recently I have done it at less than ideal times. Last night I was on the train and started one of my typical utterances, but stopped after the first word. I don't have tourettes.
Second, I occasionally have bad pain (maybe a 6 or 7) in my testicles, just my left I think. It's throbbing pain for a few seconds. Sometimes it comes and goes over a few minutes. It doesn't happen often. Can't recall how long it's been going on. Is this ok to ignore? Cause I'm going to. It never happens when I'm urinating.
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later[^][v]#227,826
it's called being a mouthy twat and your balls will fall off
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#227,830
@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
I see. I don't really use my balls for much except collecting sweat.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#227,835
Tape your mouth shut and cover your balls in jelly. Cured.
Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#227,839
The pain in your testicles means you probably masturbate too much. Or not enough, I don't know.
The random utterings could mean that you repress a lot of what you think. You should be more vocal about your opinions. It could also mean you have a guilty conscience, but you don't seem like you'd have anything to be guilty about, so that can't be it.
Or something.
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sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#227,840
@227,835 (C)
I really don't understand how the jelly is supposed to help, but I don't know enough about jelly or testicle pain to doubt you.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#227,842
@previous (sluggy)
Don't worry, I have a masters degree in testicles and a diploma in jelly. I know what I'm talking about.
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^][v]#227,851
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#227,863
I talk to myself, animals, and inanimate objects constantly. Maybe your utterances can be called "Random Access Humor".
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#227,869
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
My utterances are "I wish i was dead," "kill yourself," "im stupid," "im so stupid," "i should have," & "i should, i should." Also random overly loud laughter.
I'll repeat one or two over and over for a few seconds. Usually until whatever thought in my head goes away. I think this is what going crazy feels like. Soon, I'll do it in front of people, and eventually all the time. I will be homeless and hungry, the stench of urine my constant companion.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#227,871
@previous (sluggy)
Please medicate yourself and adopt a healthier lifestyle. You are not a lost cause!
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#227,876
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
i believe it is a tad late for any of that business. i had to go into a story of why i wont have a date to my friend's wedding to my mom. i keep forgetting he invited my parents. i dont want anyone to ask me where my date is or why i am the only loser out of everyone else i know. so fucking stupid that people have these ancient fucking barbaric practices. i dont even get invited to dinner in my own home. how can i be expected to go to two things in two days. the wedding is an all day thing. its ridiculous to expect someone to devote an entire day to feeling awkward.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#227,878
@previous (sluggy)
Please don't give up. Make some changes gradually and see how they feel.
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#227,882
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
that is good solid advice, but i tried. i can't break any of my habits.
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#227,982
You've been possessed by a demon OP. Masterbate furiously with holy water 3 Times a day and let us know the results.
Doctor Dan !!WBQC4+bFv joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#228,031
Never ignore testicle pain.
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#228,428
The pain is becoming fairly frequent. I literally have no time to do anything about it until Sunday.
Do kidney stones do that? I'm not worried if it's kidney stones. I haven't seen any blood in my urine. I dunno what other symptoms ax company stones. I'm too paranoid to google symptoms.
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#228,430
@previous (sluggy)
Have you followed any of the masterbation tips ITT?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#228,432
@228,428 (sluggy)
Yes, but you'd probably be feeling pain elsewhere as well with kidney stones. Any trouble urinating?
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#228,434
@227,851 (sluggy)
A full week should suffice. You may need to re-apply it several times.
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#228,435
@previous (C)
I just keep them in a jar I have suspended between my legs.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#228,447
Do you ever get that thing where you pee ever so slightly? I used to think it was just an anxiety thing, but I've noticed a few drops do come out. This might not be related at all. But I do occasionally experience testicular pain, only like a 2 or 3, just enough to notice.
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#228,450
@previous (I)
I often have difficulty urinating. I think it's anxiety. Sometimes it drugs.
DERRY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#228,452
tourettes and you subconscously kick yourself in thr nuts
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#228,462
@228,435 (sluggy)
Hmm, sorry that's all the medical knowledge I can legally share in my state.
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#228,463
It feels like it starts on the left side of my stomach and extends down to my left testicle. The frequency is beginning to worry me.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#228,464
@228,450 (sluggy)
Which drugs make you have trouble peeing? Opiates?
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#228,465
@228,462 ([^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3.)
just say it's holistic advice.
Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#228,466
@228,435 (sluggy)
Some tubes got twisted somewhere maybe? Staying away from any rough or bouncy activities should probably be on your to do list until you can get it checked out. I would think these things should normally sort themselves out with time and rest, but sometimes they don't. You can actually kill one or both of your testicles off if they twist in such a way that they aren't getting blood for long enough. You probably want to get it checked out.
Plus, once you do, you can come back here and make a thread about how you paid a man to fondle your testicles! :D
[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#228,468
@228,465 (sluggy)
There's no 'good Samaritan' law in Texas afaik
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#228,469
@228,466 (H)
I dont think it's testicular torsion. Isn't that usually genetic? My friend had it. Almost lost his nuts. The pain he described sounds far worse than what I am experiencing. It's brief. Lasts a few seconds and is gone for 30+ minutes at a time.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#228,470
Dude it probably is a kidney stone.
sluggy (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#228,471
@previous (L)
Have you ever had them? I hope it's small.
Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^][v]#228,472