Topic: The US government likes me a little bit too much

SakawaBoyGenius started this discussion 3 days ago #126,744

Those white boys working at the airport never miss an opportunity to touch my penis in public.

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) double-posted this 3 days ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,371,337

They always let me fly though, so if getting my penis touched on is the price to pay for keeping the skies safe, then touch on my penis all you want.

…that doesn’t sound quite right.

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) triple-posted this 3 days ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,338

Maybe I accidentally swallowed some metal that embedded itself into my intestines or something and that’s what’s setting them off. There has been blood in my stool sometimes…

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) quadruple-posted this 3 days ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,339

This is why you should never use somebody else’s grill. It could lead to an entire lifetime of getting your penis touched.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,340

@previous (SakawaBoyGenius)
Do you know how to shrink heads?

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) replied with this 3 days ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,341

@previous (B)
Don’t you just remove the skull, put something inside the skin to give it a bit of volume, then boil it in herbs? It’s not complicated. I got to see a real shrunken head one time.

Anonymous B replied with this 3 days ago, 5 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,344

@previous (SakawaBoyGenius)
> I got to see a real shrunken head one time.
Same for me. I figure most black people know the full process. Just in case they are deported to Africa.

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) replied with this 3 days ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,347

@previous (B)
I thought shrunken heads were a South American thing?

Anonymous B replied with this 3 days ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,348

@previous (SakawaBoyGenius)
Yep "Shuar people of the Amazon rainforest"

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) replied with this 3 days ago, 2 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,349

Yeah I googled it, they’re from Ecuador and Peru. Unless, what you’re really saying is that Ecuador and Peru are going to be vital a part of Africa soon. In which case I agree with you.

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) double-posted this 3 days ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,351

It depends where in Africa though. If I got deported to Nigeria I wouldn’t shrink anybody’s head. If I got deported to South Africa, I might shrink some farmers heads. It has nothing to do with their race, I just hate farmers because farmers are evil. We should only be eating meat not plants. I have vegans.

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) triple-posted this 3 days ago, 16 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,352

Those smelly hippy motherfuckers…

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) quadruple-posted this 3 days ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,353

Hypothetically, if I did get deported to Africa, I just hope I wouldn’t end up in one of those pro-Russian military dictatorships doing military nonsense with Russian mercenaries in the Sahel region. Not all Russians are bad people, but I don’t want to be pressured into drinking vodka again.

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) quintuple-posted this 3 days ago, 3 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,354

And don’t send me to a goddamn French speaking region. I like that the DRC is Catholic, but I hate the French language.

SakawaBoyGenius (OP) sextuple-posted this 3 days ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,355

East Africa is okay. Kenyans are pretty based.

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