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SakawaBoyGenius started this discussion 3 days ago#126,738
My great great grandfather actually invented the nose hair trimmer back in 1862. I’m black so we don’t have nose hair in our family. It was originally invented for dogs. But it turns out, some people have noses like dogs. It’s healthy for an upstanding gentleman to keep a wet nose.
SakawaBoyGenius (OP) double-posted this 3 days ago, 2 minutes later[^][v]#1,371,267
And people have the audacity to say we Africans never invented anything. Without us all you white men would have nose hair mustaches. Aren’t you thankful? It’s okay. No pressure to worship me authority as your god emperor or anything. I just think we should assume our rightful place in the pantheon of great inventors as the conquerers of nose hair. Because that’s what we did. We’re the best. And if you don’t think you’re the best, you won’t get to live. Because we can’t let you live this is a dictatorship now. And we’re not sending in the army to kill you. We send in the army to make you kill yourself. That’s how we roll in nose hair trimming America.
SakawaBoyGenius (OP) triple-posted this 3 days ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,371,268
I’ve actually taken over the family business and I’ve been working on using a new process to 3D print inconel in order to mass produce oxygen rich preburners. Our next version of the nose hair trimmer is going to run on LOX/RP-1. We’re going to have the first nose hair trimmer on Saturn. This will revolutionize the evolution of humanity.