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Topic: I'm on drugs

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 4 days ago #126,732

I took an E and now my penis is about the size of an acorn

Meta joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,371,190

Fuckin faggot taking a 90s drug for raver girls and getting a micropenis πŸ˜‚

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 30 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,196

@previous (Meta)
Rude

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 6 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,197

I'm not on drugs, I am drugs.

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,199

And I’m going to outlive all of you.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 3 days ago, 36 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,211

Still high

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,255

Yikes! Good luck!

SakawaBoyGenius joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 48 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,265

You’re on drugs? What about my guys on drugs? Ever since you forgot about it I haven’t been able to find my own thighs.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,285

Nice. I have some unbashed Columbian fire flake and I'm trying to decide if I should have it tonight or save it for when I'm next out

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 36 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,289

I've got 3 eighths of sandblasted Madagascan periwinkle ready to blaze up later at the Frog and Bucket.

Just japing, I don't do drugs but I do find the barmy lingo hilarious.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,290

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
I could see you doing a line with Svet in some quaint London pub.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,293

@1,371,289 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> I don't do drugs
doubt

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 3 days ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,294

@1,371,290 (I)

> I could see you doing a line with Svet in some quaint London pub.

Jesus is my drug and He gets me higher than any baggie of Somalian blue firecracker.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc double-posted this 3 days ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,296

@1,371,293 (J)

> > I don't do drugs
> doubt

The lifestyle is a checklist of stuff I loathe. Mockney geezers who think Guy Richie is a British Scorsese, offensively shit music, mashed tossers babbling vapid shite all night, Adidas 'clothing' on grown men and, of course, the lingo. Dear lord, the lingo.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc triple-posted this 3 days ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,299

@OP

> I took an E and now my penis is about the size of an acorn

Though I will say I'm happy it makes your knob bigger.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 3 days ago, 7 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,302

@1,371,296 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

I deem that you tried once and couldn't hack it

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 23 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,303

Hahaha! Nice, mate!!!

Gaz from Lewisham replied with this 3 days ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,304

@1,371,302 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

> I deem that you tried once and couldn't hack it

I once did 4 E's in the bogs of the King's Head and then watched my Danny Dyer DVD boxset that my aunt Lil got me for Christmas. Fucking wicked night mate.

Anonymous J replied with this 3 days ago, 10 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,305

@1,371,302 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
absolutely, the fact that hes on minichan is a pretty obvious demonstration he aint as straight-laced as he claims

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 3 days ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,307

@1,371,296 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Oooh watch out Dave read some Dostoevsky and now he thinks he's too good for us.

Look, lad, Svet is living a traditional British lifestyle and I shall not have you looking down on him.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE double-posted this 3 days ago, 27 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,308

@1,371,305 (J)
Quiet, you, Minichan only attracts the best. Being on this website is in no way whatsoever indicative of eccentricity or personality flaws.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 3 days ago, 19 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,309

@1,371,305 (J)

> absolutely, the fact that hes on minichan is a pretty obvious demonstration he aint as straight-laced as he claims

Flawed logic. This is like saying the Catholic priest who visits a whorehouse to minister to the sinners is up to no good.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 53 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,310

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
sure it is burt

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 3 days ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,313

@1,371,304 (Gaz from Lewisham)

Nice

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 3 days ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,314

@1,371,310 (L)
Sounds to me like someone could do with a few tokes of Hungarian air-fried loganberry πŸ˜‰
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