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Topic: I was told on this very site that there is no God

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 days ago #126,685

Please post a coherent multiple paragraph response with what makes you think this. I know Zeus doesn't exist, but the God of the Bible?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,370,726

> muh hebrew fairytales

Get fucked πŸ˜‚πŸ–•

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 47 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,727

Please post a coherent multiple paragraph response with what makes you think one really exists. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 days ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,731

As it has been over an hour and there has been no response with any sort of logic used it has become obvious to me that you have no argument about the non-existence of God therefore God must exist because my God prevented you from being able to disparage him.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 days ago, 45 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,736

@OP

I get asked that question at least one every Soviet five-day week.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,746

@1,370,731 (A)
This isn't traffic court, you don't win by default if the atheists don't show up.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 44 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,749

I’m black and I’m Catholic. Just mentioning I’m black to piss off the racist white atheists who don’t believe in God because God made their face look like that.

Anonymous F double-posted this 5 days ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,750

@1,370,726 (B)
Specifically, white racist atheists named Meta.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,781

@1,370,746 (E)

> This isn't traffic court, you don't win by default if the atheists don't show up.

Hehe

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 9 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,863

Prove Zeus doesn't exist

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 5 days ago, 32 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,864

@1,370,749 (F)
Atheists don't get upset upon hearing about a Black Catholic. Why would they?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 25 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,866

If God exists why did he make me sleepy during the workday? Checkmate atheists.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,879

@1,370,863 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Prove Zeus doesn't exist

Meterology proves Zeus does not exist.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 days ago, 28 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,881

@previous (A)
No it doesn't

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,883

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> No it doesn't

You're right meteorology doesn't sit out to disprove Zeus just like astronomy doesn't aim to disprove Apollo but it does explain the weather through natural processes which removes the need to invoke a Thunder God as our knowledge grows we tend to retire mythical explanations in favor of evidence based ones

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,885

@previous (A)

I've never actually watched the earth revolve around the sun, in fact I have no real evidence that anything outside the sky actually exists.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,887

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

> I've never actually watched the earth revolve around the sun, in fact I have no real evidence that anything outside the sky actually exists.


True none of us has personally watched the Earth orbit the sun, we rely on centuries of accumulated evidence observation and math. That's how science Works building models that predict and explain what we can observe. By that logic I haven't seen Adams either but I trust the evidence for them every time I microwave my lunch

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 days ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,889

@1,370,883 (A)
Nice nonsensical reply

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 45 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,890

@1,370,885 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)

> I've never actually watched the earth revolve around the sun, in fact I have no real evidence that anything outside the sky actually exists.

Now tell me. As you fuck your bowl of Oatmeal and make cream - You do not say to self Oh God.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 59 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,891

@1,370,889 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Nice nonsensical reply

It's not nonsense! It's about explanatory power! Ancient myths like Zeus were early attempts to explain phenomena like thunder and lightning. Meteorology now offers evidence-based explanations for those same phenomena. So while it doesn't disprove Zeus the way a lab experiment might disprove a hypothesis, it replaces the need to invoke a supernatural cause with something observable and repeatable. That's how scientific understanding progresses. It's like explaining a rainbow with refraction instead of Iris the rainbow goddess. Not nonsense just how knowledge evolves.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,892

@1,370,887 (A)
> we rely on centuries of accumulated evidence observation and math.
No, we rely on centuries of accumulated emotions and sentiment. Theres no actual proof that theres anything above the sky, other than rain and the occasional unaccountable falling rock.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 days ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,895

@1,370,891 (A)
The Christian god was used in the same way

Namaste

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,897

@1,370,892 (K)

> > we rely on centuries of accumulated evidence observation and math.
> No, we rely on centuries of accumulated emotions and sentiment. Theres no actual proof that theres anything above the sky, other than rain and the occasional unaccountable falling rock.

I reject your reality and substitute it with ancient Mesopotamian prophecies interpreted through Modern jazz

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 4 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,898

God revealed Himself to me when I was 24. I've told the story on here before. I witnessed a miracle.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,902

@1,370,895 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> The Christian god was used in the same way
>
> Namaste

You're right the people throughout history have invoked different gods including the Christian God to explain what they didn't yet understand. But there's a difference in scope. Zeus was tied to specific natural events like thunder the Christian God is often framed as a source of everything. Morality purpose the origin of the universe that's not just a thunderbolt it's a cosmic thesis. So while science is retired a lot of Supernatural explanations for how things happen it doesn't always touch the deeper why. That's where the all theology still holds relevance for me. Also the last time someone claimed they heard Zeus talk to them they got a wellness check when someone says God spoke to them there's a whole book tour

(Edited 48 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 5 days ago, 23 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,903

@1,370,898 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

> God revealed Himself to me when I was 24. I've told the story on here before. I witnessed a miracle.

Amen

Anon replied with this 5 days ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,909

@1,370,898 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)

> God revealed Himself to me when I was 24. I've told the story on here before. I witnessed a miracle.
That God must have been a Horse with a fly in its mouth.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 5 days ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,915

@1,370,902 (A)
Zeus was tied to a variety of phenomena as were the other Greek gods

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 5 days ago, 11 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,921

@1,370,887 (A)

I saw Adam just yesterday and plenty of apples.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU double-posted this 5 days ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,922

@1,370,890 (J)

I fuck in silence

Anonymous J replied with this 5 days ago, 42 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,923

Anonymous K replied with this 5 days ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,925

@previous (J)

boof joined in and replied with this 5 days ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,951

@OP

> Please post a coherent multiple paragraph response with what makes you think this. I know Zeus doesn't exist, but the God of the Bible?

like, what kind of god would make people write essays for years and pretend it is to make you "educated"

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 5 days ago, 16 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,956

@previous (boof)

> > Please post a coherent multiple paragraph response with what makes you think this. I know Zeus doesn't exist, but the God of the Bible?
>
> like, what kind of god would make people write essays for years and pretend it is to make you "educated"

I will also take 3 sentences. Coherent sentences.

boof replied with this 5 days ago, 20 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,960

That's a lot of sentences!

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,371,022

I am your hidden God!
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