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Topic: Excellent new hobo business model idea

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU started this discussion 1 week ago #126,598

Why not be a street beggar, but instead of begging for spare change, you take contactless payments?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 39 minutes later[^] [v] #1,369,976

no thanks

Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,977

@previous (B)
Me neither, I was only interested in the contact part really.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,988

@1,369,976 (B)

You could also ask people to subscribe to your hobo patreon. One dollar a month but if you can get two thousand people to agree to sub then that's basically a minimum wage job.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,012

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Better deal really, I get 20 hobos instead of something vague like starving kids in Africa for my $20.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,013

@previous (D)

If you become known as the neighborhood hobo you could even gain a cult following.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,283

I've had dealers who take e transfer and even one who took card payments lol

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 15 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,398

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Looks like I'm not the only one with good ideas

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,399

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Well the one who took card payments got busted fairly quickly but plenty take e transfer no problem

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,401

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Did he have a card reader like in a shop?

boof joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,405

billionaires hate how hobos hacked the system and are living the good life

what if the general public found out how good they have it

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,408

@previous (boof)

Have you ever seen a sad hobo? Usually they're either jolly or pissed, but never sad.

boof replied with this 1 week ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,415

I like it when they sing about their hobo life

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 1 week ago, 47 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,416

@1,370,401 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
One of those little square readers you could put on your phone
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