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Topic: Guys, I think... I might be the second coming of Jesus Christ.

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #126,597

If I suspect this, who should I tell? Other than a therapist?

epoch flicker !!//ofCutyg joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,369,957

ChatGPT, of course!

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,971

Go to the lake and find a fisherman and tell him "follow me", and if he casts away his net and follows you then you'll know it's happening.

boof joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,973

hey that's swell

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,982

@1,369,971 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I'm actually this close to trying that just for shits and giggles. Don't try me please.

Tired Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 36 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,984

Surely you mean the 4rd coming? GGAllin is the 2nd and Chris chan is the 3rd.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 41 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,985

Have you tried walking on water?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 month ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,987

@1,369,982 (A)

Also you have to walk on water

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,989

He has already returned.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,017

@OP

> If I suspect this, who should I tell? Other than a therapist?

Well that means you're gay as all fuck. Proof in the bible that Jesus was gay.

Meta joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 8 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,065

Tell Cathy so she can form some kind of new synthesis of Islam and Christianity.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,076

@1,370,017 (H)
> Jesus was gay.

They were all black actually, hence "my brothers in Christ."

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,370,508

woah jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTH4ndqGN3Q?t=169