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Topic: Hey Fake anon

Tired Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 8 months ago #126,580

How do we know you're really Jewish and this isn't some kind of shtick?

Tired Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) double-posted this 8 months ago, 13 hours later[^] [v] #1,369,881

Bump

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,883

I went to his barmitzvah back in the day. We wore the saucer hats and did the dance with the chair.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 47 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,885

Schtick is a Yiddish word. Anyone who has a schtick is spiritually Jewish, if not halachically.

How can I prove my Judaism to you?

Meta joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,886

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Have you ever paid retail for anything?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 16 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,887

What's a 9% tip on a $200 bill?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 months ago, 15 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,888

@1,369,886 (Meta)
Yes, many times!
@previous (E)
Are only Jews capable of finding 9 percent of a total? I also tip well when I go out to eat!

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 8 months ago, 32 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,898

@1,369,885 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Sing the song, that one Jewish song that everyone knows the tune to

Tired Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 14 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,901

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Fiddler on the roof?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 8 months ago, 26 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,902

@previous (Tired Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Usually you find them in the parks

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 8 months ago, 14 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,903

@1,369,898 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Hava Nagila?

I don't, I never bought one. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Meta replied with this 8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,905

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What is a Nagila, and why do all Jews have one?
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