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Topic: How many people do you think blew off someone's head with a shotgun for the first time today?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU started this discussion 11 months ago #126,523

I mean, statistically speaking it has to have happened, that someone took a shotgun and blew off someone else's head for the first ever time. But how many times, do you think?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 30 minutes later[^] [v] #1,369,241

About 132 Americans die from gun violence per day, about 7 of which are children. About 54% of gun owners say they own a shotgun. So go figure. Probably at least 50 Americans. 0 Japanese, 0 Chinese, 0 British.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,256

Pretty sure I had an original big box edition of Redneck Rampage back in the day. Look how far I've come with my life, I'm posting on minichan instead of winning.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,257

Shotgun…

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 11 months ago, 20 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,481

It's been 22 hours. I wonder how many people burst apart a strangers head like a watermelon for the first time today

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 11 months ago, 29 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,498

That was a very good video game

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 10 months ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,389

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Which one?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 18 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,390

@1,369,256 (C)
What exactly is "winning" really?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 10 months ago, 15 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,393

@1,376,389 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Redneck Rampage

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 17 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,396

@1,376,390 (F)
If winning is not dealing with consequences, getting your head blown off by someone with a shotgun would be winning.

boof joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 9 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,568

@1,369,241 (B)
and yet these faggots are afraid of getting microchips and heart trouble from a fucking needle

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,570

@previous (boof)
> punks with guns that get goodified by bystanders with guns vs not wanting to get a darwin award.
oh okay

boof replied with this 10 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,572

@previous (I)
what darwin award, from a vaccine? you got it backwares? you confuse?

Anonymous I replied with this 10 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,573

@previous (boof)
...did i fukken stutter?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 10 months ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,597

@1,376,568 (boof)

Last time I met one of them I showed him his Google Timeline

boof replied with this 10 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,611

@1,376,573 (I)
well you said a thing that made no sense, so maybe you should proof read your shit

Anonymous I replied with this 10 months ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,697

@previous (boof)
dumb post

boof replied with this 10 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,770

@previous (I)
ah well, you are forgiven

pew joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,775

not enough from the sound of things. gotta teach folks a lesson.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,790

I assumed that every time it happened, it was for the first time. Probably very few people have done it more than once.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 10 months ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,850

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

I'm curious about how people react to losing their gibbing virginity.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,884

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I thought this was about suicide with a shotgun but now I see it's about killing other people. Idk I assume everyone asks differently and I am not about to murder to figure that out.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 10 months ago, 9 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,885

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Don’t Kermit sewer slide!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 months ago, 34 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,889

@previous (L)
You're not the boss of me chump.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 10 months ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,973

@1,376,884 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

No, this thread is about people who, for the first time in their lives, picked up a shotgun today and shot someone in the head, causing it to explode into a fountain of gore.

(Edited 4 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 10 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,984

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Yes. Everyone needs a hobby I suppose.
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