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Topic: How many people do you think blew off someone's head with a shotgun for the first time today?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU started this discussion 8 months ago #126,523

I mean, statistically speaking it has to have happened, that someone took a shotgun and blew off someone else's head for the first ever time. But how many times, do you think?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 30 minutes later[^] [v] #1,369,241

About 132 Americans die from gun violence per day, about 7 of which are children. About 54% of gun owners say they own a shotgun. So go figure. Probably at least 50 Americans. 0 Japanese, 0 Chinese, 0 British.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,256

Pretty sure I had an original big box edition of Redneck Rampage back in the day. Look how far I've come with my life, I'm posting on minichan instead of winning.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,257

Shotgun…

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 20 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,481

It's been 22 hours. I wonder how many people burst apart a strangers head like a watermelon for the first time today

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 29 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,498

That was a very good video game

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,389

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Which one?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 18 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,390

@1,369,256 (C)
What exactly is "winning" really?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 months ago, 15 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,393

@1,376,389 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Redneck Rampage

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 17 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,396

@1,376,390 (F)
If winning is not dealing with consequences, getting your head blown off by someone with a shotgun would be winning.

boof joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 9 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,568

@1,369,241 (B)
and yet these faggots are afraid of getting microchips and heart trouble from a fucking needle

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,570

@previous (boof)
> punks with guns that get goodified by bystanders with guns vs not wanting to get a darwin award.
oh okay

boof replied with this 6 months ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,572

@previous (I)
what darwin award, from a vaccine? you got it backwares? you confuse?

Anonymous I replied with this 6 months ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,573

@previous (boof)
...did i fukken stutter?

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 4 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,597

@1,376,568 (boof)

Last time I met one of them I showed him his Google Timeline

boof replied with this 6 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,611

@1,376,573 (I)
well you said a thing that made no sense, so maybe you should proof read your shit

Anonymous I replied with this 6 months ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,697

@previous (boof)
dumb post

boof replied with this 6 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,770

@previous (I)
ah well, you are forgiven

pew joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,775

not enough from the sound of things. gotta teach folks a lesson.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,790

I assumed that every time it happened, it was for the first time. Probably very few people have done it more than once.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,850

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

I'm curious about how people react to losing their gibbing virginity.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,884

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I thought this was about suicide with a shotgun but now I see it's about killing other people. Idk I assume everyone asks differently and I am not about to murder to figure that out.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 months ago, 9 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,885

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Don’t Kermit sewer slide!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 months ago, 34 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,889

@previous (L)
You're not the boss of me chump.

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU (OP) replied with this 6 months ago, 10 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,973

@1,376,884 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

No, this thread is about people who, for the first time in their lives, picked up a shotgun today and shot someone in the head, causing it to explode into a fountain of gore.

(Edited 4 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 months ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,376,984

@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Yes. Everyone needs a hobby I suppose.
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