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Topic: Geert Wilders quits Dutch government!! Netherlands thrown into political turmoil again!!

Anonymous A started this discussion 2 weeks ago #126,516

When asked how this bombshell would affect global politics, a senior European politician said: "What the fuck's a 'Netherlands'"?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,369,183

Meme country

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,187

Netherlands more like Never(a working government)lands! 🤣

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,188

A senior EU was asked if there's a risk the Netherlands could again go 225 days without a government.

"Who gives a fuck?" the official replied.

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 2 weeks ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,189

I think the problem is that the formation last time was idiotically rushed. They were far too quick about it, they were like impulsive madmen. They should take their time this time around, maybe two years. That will get the kind of stability they need.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,191

Imo Netherlands should be handed over to Germany and france should get Belgium, Britain can retake Ireland and we can be done with all the meme countries and just be left with the European microstates

Erik !saAqdaazn2 double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,192

It's funny to think that their government collapsed because they wanted more immigration.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,197

And now Prime Minister Dick Shoof has quit!!!

Asked what kind of shock waves this would send throughout global geopolitics, a senior European official said: "What the fuck kind of name is Dick Shoof??"

Meta joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,233

Good thing it’s small! It would for a real country to be this unstable!

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,235

@previous (Meta)

> It would for
Gibberish

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 2 weeks ago, 38 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,238

Notice how dw has go silent

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 2 weeks ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,242

The Dutch actually might be on to something here. Perhaps a government should be an occasional treat, rather than something you just have all the time and take for granted.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,243

@1,369,191 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

> Britain can retake Ireland

I’m not even Irish, I’m Irish American, but if you even think about trying that I swear to God I’m coming back to fight for the motherland. Up the ra!

Anonymous F double-posted this 2 weeks ago, 45 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,244

It is not ours to reason why, it is ours to do and die.

https://youtu.be/GvvtZIwh4Bs

Meta replied with this 2 weeks ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,245

@1,369,235 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Go fuck some oats you joyless pedant!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,246

@previous (Meta)
Fat fuck

Meta replied with this 2 weeks ago, 49 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,247

@previous (G)
Hey babe~ 🥰

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 2 weeks ago, 18 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,249

@1,369,245 (Meta)

I fuck oatmeal all day every day, even right now as we speak.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,250

@1,369,247 (Meta)
Gay.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 13 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,251

@1,369,238 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
This is a challenging time for Dreamworks right now. Please be respectful.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 2 weeks ago, 52 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,264

@1,369,238 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

> Notice how dw has go silent

It's possible he doesn't yet know his government has collapsed. The last time it happened it was 225 days before anyone in Holland thought it worth giving a fuck about.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 2 weeks ago, 4 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,293

@1,369,187 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
The neverhood irl

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 week ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,618

Lol

"On the streets of south-east Amsterdam – where earlier this week an investigation revealed that children were sleeping in garages and cars because their parents could not find housing – there was a sense of both relief and confusion.

Adjoining De Bijlmerhorst school, where one in 20 children have no fixed residence, parents were waiting for their children to exit the As-Souffah Islamic primary.

For Ahmed Abubakar, 41, from Somalia and with five children, the fall of the government was confusing. “I don’t know if it’s good news,” he said. “We live in two rooms. I’ve been on WoningNet [social housing list] for 11 years.”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/jun/05/collapse-of-dutch-government-leaves-uncertainty-on-streets-of-amsterdam


Another immigration success story!

Anonymous J replied with this 1 week ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,645

@previous (A)

> from Somalia and with five children, the fall of the government was confusing.

To be fair, somalians are probably the dumbest, blackest, gorilla retards there are

Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 1 week ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,646

I've just done some Googling, and it is crystal clear why the Dutch government failed. The previous formation only took 223 days.

I mean, 223 days? Were they insane? Could they have been any more slapdash and reckless? They were clearly not serious about forming a stable government.

What the Dutch people deserve, this time, is a careful and meticulous formation that takes at least twice that long, perhaps 500 days minimum. That should result in a nice, stable government.

(Edited 33 seconds later.)

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 week ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,729

@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
500 days? That's nowhere near enough time. Our Dutch friends need at least 750 days, maybe 1,000 – minimum.

Hey, isn't multiparty democracy so grate and efficient?

Can't make a decent broth without at least 30 cooks.

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU replied with this 1 week ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,730

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)

I didn't understand how they could be doing so poorly until I checked out the population of the Netherlands, only 18 million. They have parish council syndrome.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,755

@1,369,645 (J)

> To be fair, somalians are probably the dumbest, blackest, gorilla retards there are

I’ve never met a smart racist.

(This user is black.)

(Edited 18 minutes later by a moderator.)

Anonymous J replied with this 1 week ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,776

@previous (K)
I've never seen a black person graduate high school.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,778

@previous (J)
Do you know a lot of Black people?

Anonymous J replied with this 1 week ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,780

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Graduation data is public knowledge.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 week ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,784

@previous (J)
That's a no
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