Topic: I deleted my Tinder account again

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 months ago #126,511

Four matches, all of them were landwhales. Bleak.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,369,122

Women don't want hookups. So land whales offer the snatch in hopes they can land a relationship.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,129

@previous (B)
I wasn't even able to bang the landwhales. They seemed to be looking for relationships too.

By the way, you're wrong. Women will hook up with a 6'3" guy with a sharp jawline 9 days a week.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,174

*Grindr

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 7 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,205

@previous (C)
This; change the profile to bi-curious.

Anonymous D double-posted this 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,206

Or send out the 'marriage ASAP' signals then don't go through with it. Kind of a dick move but I don't think for a second that all the ladies are being honest on there either.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 25 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,209

Literally your only solution is to become a homosexual. It's trivially easy to have sex if you're gay.

boof joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,221

what you do is, put your height a full foot and a half lower than it is really

whoever goes for that, well that'd be fun to see

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,253

@1,369,209 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Dudes rock.

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