Topic: RIP Steve Jobs 1955-2011

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #12,650

Where would we be today without the iPad?
http://www.apple.com/

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later[^] [v] #227,475

@OP
Lol yeah yeah...oh fuck. He's dead.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,476

I thought it was going to be a 'made you look' sort of thing, but he actually kicked it.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,477

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)

> I thought it was going to be a 'made you look' sort of thing, but he actually kicked it.

This. <:(

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,478

Now they can put the apple logo on any useless piece of electronic junk the Asians can come up with

inb4 iPad Pocket!

(Edited 40 seconds later.)

vocalimjworks+ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,481

:'O

hamfist !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,484

Good riddance

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,485

Oh my god... No...

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,487

Falco must be wheeping by now.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,490

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHJoj9IqeKg

hamfist !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,491

@227,487 (I)
He'll never finish his shrine now :'(

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,494

My iphone task manager is fucked. The jobs have just died.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,495

I saw someone say this on Facebook, and passed it off as a joke. but...fuck.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,497

woah...

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,499

If you would like to share your thoughts, memories and condolences, you can email [email protected].

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,500

Good fucking riddance.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,502

Bye Steve, you were actually a pretty visionary guy.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,503

Does this mean Apple is going to die too?

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,504

@previous (Q)
Yes of course.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,505

What really grinds my gears is when webdesigners use images in place of text, like this https://www.apple.com/stevejobs/

dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,506

thats what you get for having cancer

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,507

I hate how dickish some people can be. You don't like the guy's company? Congrats, doesn't mean it's funny for you to be douches about him dying.

dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,508

@227,505 (O)
its like pre-rendered cutscenes

dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,509

@227,507 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
'no fun allowed' -stickybuns

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,510

Lol at apple getting rid in time. Their stock prices would have plummeted tomorrow had he been CEO.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,511

@227,509 (dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46)
I like fun, just when it's proper.

hamfist !!snnYcROO9 replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,512

@227,507 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
madinspace.tiff

dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,514

@227,511 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
'i decide what people should find funny' - stickybuns

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,516

@previous (dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46)
'I'm not funny, Stickybunsâ„¢ is right' - Dreamworks

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,517

@227,507 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
Oh fuck you too. Making fun of the dead is harmless and completely ethically sound. He won't ever know or care. Plus it's a good coping technique for many.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,521

#ripstevejobs

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,526

Can anyone find me a high-res image of Steve Jobs in black and white? I need my desktop background to memorialise him, and my Macbaâ„¢ didn't come preloaded with one.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,531

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,538

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,540

On a similar note, iPhone 5 release date delayed?
http://www.beatweek.com/news/9566-iphone-5-release-date-delayed-tim-cooks-iphone-4s-has-singular-flaw/

dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,542

@previous (I)
> Enter instead the iPhone 4S, a brilliant backup plan engineered by Tim Cook
lold

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,550

@227,526 (stickybuns !bENfolDsOU)
I was thinking about getting a Mac, but I'm not sure if it would make me a hipster or not.

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,552

@previous (Q)
It wouldn't. All jokes aside, I'm happy with mine. It's by no means a perfect machine, but it just feels better quality than any PC's I've seen. And a lot of it Just Works.

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,555

@previous (L)
Why does /g/ disagree?

> it just feels better quality

What does this mean?

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,556

@previous (Q)
/g/ are just idiotic chan aspies.

And the build quality feels better. It doesn't feel like it'll snap in half at any second. Plus, there are a lot of small touches. Like, there's an accelerometer so it can detect if the computer is being dropped and can freeze the hard drive to minimise damage. The keyboard is backlit and feels nice, big wrist-rest, large, nice trackpad, magsafe charger, the whole shebang.

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,558

@previous (L)
Except doesn't /g/ know it's equipment? I also heard that Apple was crap from several other forums too.

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,559

@previous (Q)
Anti-Apple conspiracy.

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,561

@previous (L)
What?

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,563

@previous (Q)
Conspiracy against Apple.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,570

@previous (L)
@227,561 (Q)
@227,559 (L)
@227,558 (Q)
@227,556 (L)
Stop derailing this thread with your utter bullshit nonsense. Someone just died, show some respect.

stickybuns !bENfolDsOU replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,572

@previous (I)
I wasn't meaning to derail it! It's Q's fault.

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,573

If Steve Jobs were gay, he would be Hand Jobs.

dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,576

@previous (U)
damn

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,577

Did Jobs really cheat out his best friend? I've heard that from somewhere.

vocalimjworks+ replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,580

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loxmPuBOiPM#

wololo

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,582

@227,577 (Q)
Yes, along with countless others.

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,583

@previous (O)
How did he cheat them exactly?

@227,580 (vocalimjworks+)
> Justine
Is that THE iJustine?

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Triptych !LightPenis joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,584

vocalimjworks+ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,585

@227,583 (Q)
Probably.

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,587

@previous (vocalimjworks+)
It is, I clicked her name.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,588

@227,580 (vocalimjworks+)
> Sucking 10 dicks at the same time

> Find out that Steve Jobs is dead

> Spaghetti falls out of my pocket

> Burst into farts

> Fall over and start rolling over and farting

> A mixture of spaghetti and shit starts barraging everyone in a 10 mile radius

> I turn into a bear and start posting a video of myself crying on the internet

lol'd so fucking hard

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,592

@227,573 (U)
Um, no. Everyone knows Steve is the gayest first name ever. God didn't make Adam and Steve afterall. Now did he?

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,617

Remember how Microsoft saved apple?

Bill Gates > Steve jobs.

I also like that he lived a healthy life. I hope it puts some fear into people. No amount of money can save you.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,618

@previous (sluggy)
That's a pretty pessimistic and grim outlook on life, man. Why so disparaging?

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,620

@previous (I)
No flash on my iPhone. I want the choice, I don't need somfight who can't even stay alive tell me what I can't have.

(Edited 32 seconds later.)

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,622

@previous (sluggy)
I know you're joking, but that really was inappropriate.

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,628

@227,617 (sluggy)
Steve Jobs had cancer, so he didn't really live a healthy life.

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,629

@227,622 (I)
I'm sorry. I don't care at all Steve jobs died. He made billions off of slave labor. He was a dick, from all accounts. I don't dislike him, but I felt nothing at news of his death.

Did you know him personally? What exactly about him is deserving of respect? He existed? He was a really good businessman?

Whatever. Jerk off on your MacBook and we will call it even.

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,632

@previous (sluggy)

> I'm sorry. I don't care at all Steve jobs died. He made billions off of slave labor. He was a dick, from all accounts.

Does this mean he's in Hell?

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,635

@previous (Q)
Probably not.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,636

@227,629 (sluggy)
> lacking empathy
I pretty much already expected this from you so I'm not really all too surprised.

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,637

@previous (I)
Would he give a fuck if I died? No.

Anonymous U replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,638

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,640

@227,636 (I)
How is that a lack of empathy?

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,642

@227,637 (sluggy)
That's a terrible argument. I feel pity for all loss of human life, regardless whether I knew them or not. Let me guess, though, you felt no pity for the victims of 9/11, or those who were killed during the London riots, or during any of the countless natural disasters seen in the past decade alone?

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,648

@previous (I)
Millions die every day. No one cares and the world moves on. Just because one person took advantage of the right people at the right time doesn't mean more than just that.

I personally, am relieved Jobs is dead. He was a self-entitled asshole who built one of the biggest examples of a modern day pseudo-cult. Maybe personal computing will move back to comparing products on technical capabilities rather than which is the shiniest and most expensive.

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,649

And heeeere we go.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,650

@227,642 (I)
No. I don't. I really don't. I understand they are terrible, and I'm not happy at their happening, but ive never lost sleep or felt anything. 9/11 being an exception, but I had just been there.

Even Katrina though, I didn't really care. Do people really care? I've never seen anyone's life take even a stutter at any disaster except 9/11. I always thought people weren't being sincere and were just putting up a front. I guess I'm wrong? I wish the events did not happen, but it doesn't have any impact on my mood. I'm always pretty miserable, though. that might be why? I could also be incapable of such feelings. I could just have a coping mechanism. I tend to avoid things and not think about them as long as possible.

I felt nothing at the news Steve jobs died. Usually there is some shock value, but this was not unexpected.

sluggy double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,651

@227,649 (Z-1)
People need to ignore them completely. Media blackout. Ignoring them at events. Even if counter protesters arrive, they should turn their backs to the crazies and never engage them or acknowledge them. Just block the view of them from the mourners.

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,652

@227,642 (I)
The victims of those attacks were innocents, but Steve Jobs from what I've gathered was an asshole.
I can see why one would mourn the former than the latter.

And some might argue that loss of human life is a good thing since they fear overpopulation.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,653

@227,650 (sluggy)
I dislike human suffering. Obviously he was having physical suffering from which he could not help. He did not ask for his illnesses.
@previous (Q)
Oh, so you knew Steve Jobs personally? You don't mind the fact that he died because he's an "asshole" to you? Explain to me how he was an "asshole", please.

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 15 years ago, 45 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,669

@227,651 (sluggy)
Exactly. Apple fanatics are the perfect target for the trolls at WBC.
@previous (I)
> Explain to me how he was an "asshole", please.
He stole a liver from a dying child and betrayed his best friend while founding his technology empire, for one. I'm not celebrating his death in the least, but the man was definitely not a beacon of hope.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,673

@previous (Z-1)
> He stole a liver from a dying child
Can you cite the source of this, please?
> betrayed his best friend while founding his technology empire
Welcome to the professional world of business, man.

[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,699

I still can't believe it myself :/ I really would have bought apple prod.ukucts (besides the two 1st Gen iPod Touch, jailbroken, and one iPhone 1st Gen, jailbroken and unlocked on T-Mobile's network) posting as my android based phone is freaking out as i posted the iOS 'slang', but I have never been presented with a reasonably accessible/affordable since third grade.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,700

@previous ([^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3.)
and yet nobody gives a shit one way or the other

[^_^] !yyQ9.ZkX3. replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,712

@previous (I)
Yeah, I still got high

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,719

@227,629 (sluggy)
> I don't care at all Steve jobs died.
Lol this.

Am I supposed to feel bad that someone I never met died or something?

Anonymous Z-3 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,747

> cancer resulting in a happy ending

Anonymous U replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,749

Anonymous U double-posted this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,750

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,760

> the pricetag on the macs and ishit in general could have him in the third circle
> leading the ignorant masses to buy apple products gets him in the 8th circle; couldn't specify where though since hes done multiple [different] offenses
> what he did to wozniak would place him in the 9th circle; though since i cba to check exactly what he did, im not able to specify his exact location

This was in response to an "Is Steve Jobs in Hell?" thread on Tinychan.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,767

On one end of the spectrum you have people worshipping Steve Jobs like a legend who just died, and on the other end of the spectrum you have people who laugh and act like they're glad he's dead.

I'll say this. I never liked Steve Jobs, but I never would have wished anything like this upon him. He didn't really do anything that innovative, he just made everything proprietary to make it seem innovative, and the few things that were innovative were based more on the work of other people than him. He was a good CEO and pioneer at best. With him gone, I just hope that Apple is able to move forward. I don't say these things because he has passed. I say these things because they're things I would have said about him yesterday and I'm not going to be a coward and change my words around simply because of this misfortune.

Steve was still a brilliant human being and it's a shame to see anyone die that young.

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,778

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
He was 56.

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,810

Never bought an apple product. Don't know who he is.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 51 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,844

@previous (green)
Clearly a heavy investor in Patrick Star's home designs.

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,845

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
Ha, I see what you did there!

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,856

Dead he is, yet multitasking still ain't with us.

dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,857

@227,649 (Z-1)
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
lold ten ten

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,893

@227,592 (W)
I feel like Matt may be the gayest name because I've met way more gay Matt's than any other name.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 59 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,930

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I know this seems stereotypical but every Bruce I've met has been gay.

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,932

@previous (A)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e91v1hC6Y

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,935

@227,930 (A)
Well, most stereotypes exist for a reason.

savetheinternet !yf7kimmo9k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,936

wasn't he a nerd

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,938

@227,930 (A)
I met bruce campbell. I'm pretty sure he isn't gay... well.. Maybe he is, I dunno actually.

sluggy double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,940

@227,935 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
The reasons aren't always because of a pattern of it being true, though. It's usually through bias. People choose to see the things that reinforce their beliefs. Much of that is subconscious too, unfortunately. I don't believe I think the way I do because I'm special. It's because I do drugs. It allows me to cut away the bullshit. It took a lot for me to accept male privilege. My mind was really rejecting much of it.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,944

@previous (sluggy)
Can you tell us more about your feelings on male privilege?

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,946

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
what specifically? it exists, and the vast majority of men are ignorant of it. it is the same as white privilege.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,947

@previous (sluggy)
It is. I'm slightly amazed that you notice such things. Most don't.

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,950

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
i smoke weed daily.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,953

@previous (sluggy)
Do you really think it's the weed that enlightened you?

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,959

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
weed and psychedelics.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,965

@previous (sluggy)
It might also have to do with your alternative sexuality.

Anonymous Z-11 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,975

> Steve leaves behind a company that only he could have built

Woz ate his mousemat in a fit of rage at his whitewashing from Apple history.

Anonymous Z-11 double-posted this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,977

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,978

@227,975 (Z-11)
Steve Wozniak is such a fun guy. He dated Kathy Griffen for a short time.

Anonymous Z-11 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,979

Seriously though, RIP Steve :(

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

I'm considering going down to London to see his keynote presentation at IP EXPO

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,981

@previous (Z-11)
That's awesome! Please tell us about it later.

Why are these Christian people acting like you can't mourn an influential person?

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

Anonymous Z-11 replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,989

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)

I will, if I go. It's touch-and-go, I might not have enough money.

And because they're morons who are completely ignorant as to the influence that Steve Jobs and Apple had on the PC market.

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,991

@227,981 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
> Why are these Christian people acting like you can't mourn an influential person?
Apparently, it cuts into time you could be using to gush about Jesus.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,996

@previous (P)
I don't understand why a god would need so much praise anyway.

Anonymous P replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #228,010

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Spending your time posting in this thread is a waste. Jesus needs you posting about him on Facebook now!

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #228,016

@previous (P)
lololol People like that make me sick.

Anonymous Z-12 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #228,098

@227,996 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
God is incredibly vain and needs constant reasurances of your love for him. He may be borderline personality :/ be careful.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,265

http://stevejobsisdead.ytmnd.com/

Anonymous W replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,266

@227,996 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
The praise is there to make him seem real.

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,270

@228,265 (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
ytmnd still exists?

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,271

@227,650 (sluggy)
It could also be autism.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,272

@228,270 (Q)
It's only the Best Site on the Internet. Why wouldn't it?
http://theytookstevejobs.ytmnd.com/

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,314

@228,271 (O)
They don't seen autistic, just brainwashed.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,320

@previous (sluggy)
I was referring to
> Even Katrina though, I didn't really care ... I'm always pretty miserable, though. that might be why? I could also be incapable of such feelings. I could just have a coping mechanism.

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,338

@previous (O)
Ah, I looked at the wrong post by me.

I doubt it. I get non-verbal cues. I'm overly sensitive to them. I know how creepy an disgusting people find me.

Anonymous Z-13 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,348

@previous (sluggy)
Well recognizing non-verbal cues is different than understanding them. Combine that with depression and many non-verbal cues become mis-recognized as being negative.

also
> Children with high-functioning autism suffer from more intense and frequent loneliness compared to non-autistic peers, despite the common belief that children with autism prefer to be alone. Making and maintaining friendships often proves to be difficult for those with autism

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,364

@previous (Z-13)
Fuck. I recognize when I do stupid shit though... Later, while high... Which has been shown to help autistics. Fuck me.

Id know if I was autistic though, right? I've never made a pokemon-sega hybrid cartoon character and I shower daily. I recognize when people are acting strange.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,372

@previous (sluggy)
If you have autism, it's probably extremely mild.

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,389

@previous (O)
I've thought before I might have asperger's, but im also a hypochondriac. I believe I'm having a heart attack all the time. I also get weird pains, but depression cause that.

Anonymous Z-13 replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,397

@previous (sluggy)
Ever tried beta-blockers like propranolol?

sluggy replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,400

@previous (Z-13)
no. I wanted to get some for Saturday, but I couldn't get myself to make a drs appt. I have to stay in the city, and I hate when the nurses take my weight and all. It's always shame city.

Handel !khEOdtKF56 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,547

> MFW People judge him on his Apple merits alone.

He might have not have be as famous for what he did before he brought Apple to glory, but I can tell you that most of you wouldn't be here flaming him if it wasn't for his early achievements.

He may have been an asshole, but he was a marketing genius.

RIP.

Anonymous Z-15 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,617

@227,996 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
> I don't understand why a god would need so much praise anyway.
He also needs money. Lots of money.

Anonymous Z-16 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,771

@227,978 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Steve Wozniak is the only real inventor. His first designs were so open you coudl hook up your own hardware to it and shit. Wozniak is the real hero here, Steve Jobs is just a dildo.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,774

@previous (Z-16)
And sadly few people will give a shit when he dies. He's been whitewashed from Apple's official history.

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,818

@228,547 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)

> He may have been an asshole, but he was a marketing genius.
> implying selling overpriced crap to stupid people is genius

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,820

@previous (Z-3)

> implying selling overpriced crap to stupid people is genius

There must a A LOT of stupid people out there so...
Don't be spiteful, give him credit where it's deserved.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,844

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Fact of the matter, the man is dead. That's what's important here.

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #228,912

@228,820 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
thing is he derves none

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #228,914

@previous (Z-3)

You obviously know what you're talking about, you can't even fucking spell.

Anonymous Z-17 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #228,935

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
And you write run-on sentences.

Anonymous Z-3 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #228,988

@previous (Z-17)
this

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #229,138

@228,820 (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
Isn't it common knowledge that many people among the general population is stupid?
This is what I always hear among the chans.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #229,367

@previous (Q)
> people among the general population is stupid?
> people [...] is stupid

Handel !khEOdtKF56 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #229,427

@229,138 (Q)
@previous (I)

Point proven.

Anonymous Z-12 replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #229,432

@previous (Handel !khEOdtKF56)
:')

I <3 u

Minichan