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Topic: Erik is tired

Anonymous A started this discussion 3 days ago #126,462

Imagine if he took a nap and never woke up again because all these big black boys that are giving him so much trouble in his own home wore him out. Erik isn’t a man, Erik isn’t supposed to be able to deal with big strong black men. That’s racist. No, Erik is biologically female and it’s not fair to make him compete against a black man because he doesn’t have enough muscle mass to keep up so he gets tired easily. And oh fucking no we can’t have a tired Erik or he might just never wake up. I’m telling you, one of these days.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 3 days ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,368,667

I don’t like tired Erik. He always looks so so tired. I feel bad just looking at him. Just look at how tired he is. We shouldn’t make him work a job. That’s not fair. His girlfriend should work a 9 to 5 to support tried Erik so he doesn’t over exert himself. We don’t want Erik’s tiny little heart to fail now would we?

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 3 days ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,668

It’s a sad story really. Just a punk ass white boy who’s afraid of the real man. He’s scared a big black man might break into his place and fuck him in his ass until Erik learns to love him. That fucking punk ass white boy faggot bitch. Scared like a little coward…

Meta joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 15 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,742

You should write a story where Svet falls asleep for 20 years, Rip Van Winkle style, and awakes in the 80% black Britain of 2045 where it's really advanced and peaceful and a world leader in every technology.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,758

@previous (Meta)
Britain hasn’t been a leader in any kind of technology since the late 1800s. Name one phone, one car, one computer, one airplane, that’s made in Britain right now without googling it.

Anonymous C double-posted this 3 days ago, 43 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,759

Hell, name an app on the App Store that was invented by a British person. I can’t think of any.

Anonymous C triple-posted this 3 days ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,760

…maybe that’s why the British empire fell. They stopped creating technology and instead became hyper fixated on, whatever they’re doing now. What do British people even do? What’s British known for? Tea? They drink tea… I guess they have two universities that are decent, Oxford and Cambridge. They drink tea and study Terrance Howard’s theories at Oxford because they find it more entertaining than real math.

https://youtu.be/ca1vIYmGyYA

Anonymous C quadruple-posted this 3 days ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,761

You know the British have a superior culture based on human rights. They believe in freedom of speech. Maybe 1 times 1 equals 2, we can’t censor him. We have to give him a platform to speak at a top British university because we have nothing better to do since our empire is dead and we’re all a bunch of fat Godless drunks now.

Anonymous C quintuple-posted this 3 days ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,762

…you know what? Fuck modern England. Modern England sucks. Nigel Farage was right about everything!

https://youtu.be/gFCPmzGQ2vU

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 2 days ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,852

@1,368,759 (C)
theres a poo tracker app for london, pretty sure that was made by a britbong

(Edited 17 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 16 hours ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,185

Mmmm.... get some sugar. Yum! https://youtu.be/LzUVy9FUJPU

Anonymous E double-posted this 16 hours ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,369,186

@previous (E)
Manoushhhhhhhhh
https://youtu.be/-_FYFzmznPE
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