Topic: I cannot upgrade the fucking Bitcoin client

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #12,646

I'm getting tired of this. Real fucking tired. I have tried and tried to upgrade the fucking Bitcoin client, it does not fucking work. This is driving me fucking insane. I uninstall the Bitcoin client, download the new one, install it, and it still isn't upgraded. I still get that fucking "Displayed transactions may not be correct!". I can't send or receive Bitcoins. HOW THE FUCK DO I UPDATE THE FUCKING CLIENT? WHAT THE FUCK?!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #227,344

paint one side of the client, that should do it.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,345

Try shining a laser at it.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,347

Putting a locking application on the client, then breaking the application.

I suggest taking it to a mechanic, so they can laugh at your stupidity.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,348

Flood it with cp until it gives in.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,350

You could also try building a fence around it.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,351

Swallow its cum.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,356

@227,350 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You are so good at this.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,357

Let it fuck you without a condom.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,359

@227,350 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
He could try driving the client through a house?

dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,360

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,362

This is pointless.

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,363

@previous (A)
Stop investing in a useless currency.

dreamworksage !AUIkTW/L46 replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,364

@227,362 (A)
go away then

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,367

@227,359 (Nexus !jNexusRe/.)
Yes, but only while high on ketamine.

@227,356 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
hey thanks.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,369

Pumped it full of roids and stuff it's ass into a pair of track pants.

(Edited 7 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,371

You guys are retarded.

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,372

I can't think of anymore. :(

Nexus !jNexusRe/. replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,374

@227,371 (A)
mad

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,377

@227,367 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
You're very welcome. I just love quick people.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,381

Make the client suck you off and claim that it was purely for science.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,386

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
lolololol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,387

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Shut up and fuck off.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,389

@previous (A)
Get Aids and die you insufferable cunt.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,393

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I wish you would get out of my life and shut up.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,397

@previous (A)
I wish that you would sterilize yourself before you create another generation of slutty cum guzzlers.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,399

Sue the client for deformation of character.

I'm suprised that nobody used this one yet. :P

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,401

@227,397 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I don't know what that means but I would appreciate it if you kept your homophobic bigotry to yourself and stay out of my threads.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,402

@previous (A)
Homophobic implies that I hate gay people. I'm toasterphobic, you fucking dummy.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,403

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
> Definition for phobic:
> suffering from irrational fears

You have irrational fear of me now. All the more reason to leave me alone.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,404

@previous (A)
I'm afraid of your diseases. Seriously, use a condom once in a while.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,405

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Don't like how it feels.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,407

@previous (A)
You wouldn't like mouth lesions either, but it's just one of many Aids related illnesses.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,408

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
So you claim.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,410

@previous (A)
Yes toaster, it's all a conspiracy designed to keep you from taking loads in the ass.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,412

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I knew it.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,413

@227,408 (A)
So did our advice work?

ltamake !!onnLC5KY8 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #227,414

@227,399 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
All the good ones have been posted already. :(

@OP
Contact your lawyer Iggren Aft and take legal action against the client in question.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,430

Quit trying to imitate me, you fuck.

vocalimjworks+ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,435

I like how everyone thinks it's Toaster when he's really way more autistic than Toaster.

@OP

So how's that stalking doing, you autistic sweaty mess?

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,436

> bitcoins

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,437

@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
That guy has scary huge hands. If we were dating, I would never let him finger me.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,439

@227,436 (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
> yfw 1 bitcoin is worth $5 USD even though the world economy continues to be fucked.

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #227,443

@previous (L)
implying I care in the slightest

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,743

I'm gonna stop using this website if all I get is stupid shit in response to intelligent questions.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 42 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,755

@previous (A)
Go shine a laser into your eye.

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,756

@227,743 (A)
Don't let the trolls get to you. Have you tried inappropriate touching?

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,759

@227,743 (A)
you should paint flames on it

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,761

@227,743 (A)
Ignore it like you would a female until it goes away

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,762

@227,743 (A)
Back up your wallet file.

Uninstall and/or delete all copies of the bitcoin client you have.

Install this.

Replace your wallet file and start the client. In that order.

Enjoy!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,763

@previous (L)
I have done exactly that about 10 times. After I finish installing the new client and it opens up, it still has the error message and is still the old Bitcoin client...

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,764

@previous (A)
delete ur registry

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,766

@previous (L)
... fuck off.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,772

Trying to help to4str is a lost cause. He's not very good at fixing things.

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,773

@227,766 (A)
Run CCleaner to get rid of any traces of the client, then attempt reinstall.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,776

@previous (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)
The registry cleaner? Tried that.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,777

@previous (A)
Point in case.

SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,814

lol

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #227,885

@227,761 (O)

+10

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #228,306

bump

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