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Topic: Who hits the number first?

Anonymous A started this discussion 4 days ago #126,457

If there are two people born within the same year.

Let's say the year in question is 1988.

Person A's birthday is on June 8.
Person B's birthday is on October 4.


The current year is 2025.

2025 - 1988 = 37

Ignoring other birthday systems and only focusing on the American birthday system.

Both Person A and Person B are turning 37 this year.

However, which person is technically older? The person who hits the number first OR the person who hits the number last?

And at what period are they the same exact age? Also, how long are they not the same age?

Knowing that they are born in the same year, just different months.

This has been a problem that has been bothering me for weeks now. Please... help--- me...

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,368,646

Someone who hits 37 first in the same year is the oldest

Person A is the oldest

And they're never at the same age. Not really

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 4 days ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,649

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Is this true? Because this ignores the fact that other years exists. It's not like January 1st is the start of the universe or something and the ages of 37/38 are the only ones.
Because Person B would've hit 37 on October 4, 1987.
Then Person A would've hit 37 on June 8, 1988.
So, there would be a clear overlap where the two are the exact same age, because of the difference in months.

Come on, Kook, I know you're smart. Why didn't you figure this?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 4 days ago, 5 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,650

@previous (A)
I thought you meant in the same year

You weren't clear at all

Also, they'd never be the exact same age

You said within the same year!

(Edited 10 minutes later.)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 49 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,652

@OPenis
you should let the water out of that head of yours

Meta joined in and replied with this 4 days ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,656

Is this the new lateral thinking problem?

Meta double-posted this 4 days ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,657

@OP
I think you would enjoy Zeno's paradoxes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeno%27s_paradoxes#Paradoxes

Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 9 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,699

> However, which person is technically older

The one who was born before the other one

What is this question

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,711

@1,368,656 (Meta)

> Is this the new lateral thinking problem?

🤣

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 10 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,712

@1,368,656 (Meta)

> Is this the new lateral thinking problem?

They still haven't solved the old one! 🐴🦟

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 13 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,713

@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Liar Liar pants on fire.
Multiple correct alternate solutions qualify.
Just because some wanker came up with the solution you demand, does NOT make it so.
Plus you made a promise that is worth the value of Jesus's promises.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 3 days ago, 5 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,715

@previous (H)

> some wanker

You're a Californian born in the 40s, stop writing like Gaz from Lewisham.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 days ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,716

Im mad at how retarded this is

Anonymous H replied with this 3 days ago, 5 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,717

@1,368,715 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Expected from a wanker for Jesus the Jew.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 3 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,737

Stupid thread, October is the 9th month and June is the 6th, 9 is more than 6 so the person born in October is older

Meta replied with this 3 days ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,740

I've got it! The answer is to upload photos of both people to Grok and ask which one is older.

Meta double-posted this 3 days ago, 3 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,741

@1,368,717 (H)
@1,368,713 (H)
Everyone knows that Christ was a Jew who spread vile heresies and falsely claimed to be the Messiah and that's why the Jews had him stapled to some 2x4s. But why do you bring up this banal fact in every thread? If I were a Jew, I would be embarassed by the whole thing, frankly, and try to minimize Christ's Jewishness.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 days ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,743

@previous (Meta)
Imagine being an atheist Jew and still shilling for Israel

How embarrassing

Anonymous F replied with this 3 days ago, 56 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,744

@1,368,716 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
it is incredibly retarded, which is why I currently am predicting this topic will receive over 100 replies

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 3 days ago, 40 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,756

@previous (F)
So many Jewish people are brainwashed on this topic

I hope Mark breaks free one day

Namaste 🙏

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 3 days ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,368,757

@1,368,716 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Im mad at how retarded this is

What? They’re white so they must be smart. That’s what they tell themselves. Duh!
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